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This morning, i went for work at the Suntec IT Fair.

My conscience didn't feel very good upon that decision.

Cos I know I rightfully ought to be mugging for my mid-sem test which is like FOUR days away =/

On my way to work I started to feel a little dizzy already, when i reached, i attempted to serve a few customers.

But the crowd was like getting bigger and bigger, and my booth that side was like practically congested until people were all sandwiched together and could only move at a rate of like 3steps per minute.

When I was serving one of the customers, I nearly vomitted.
(Not that the customer had a huge mole with hair dangling out from it or what)

It's because I was getting damn nauseous and dizzy already.

Then I asked my colleague to take over and I went to sit down, and smsed darling.

Then he offered to come over to pick me up, and while waiting for him to come, 老板 ask me to do the commentator job for the booth.

And I kept saying the wrong things la.. Damn paiseh can.

For example, there was one line that's supposed to be :

You can use it to take video and photo simultaneously.

And I ended up saying :

" You can use it to take video and pheeto simeowtaneously "

ARGGGGG.

And I bursted out laughing when I was commentating halfway. lol -.-

And there was another line that was supposed to be :

It (the camera) can be used as a video camera, still camera, web camera.. etc...

And when it came out from my mouth, it became :

" We can be used as a video camera, we can also be used as a still camera and web camera.."

Then I realised that I didn't even know what i was talking about... -.-

So, we are cameras huh?

And the last part was supposed to be like :

Thank you for your patronization

And I said :

" Thank you for your cooperation"

Like wth la?

I sounded like as though i was trying to stop a riot or something.

And mid-sem test is like on THIS COMING MONDAY which is like FOUR days away......


同志们，是时候了，咱们去火星避一避吧。

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Fugg.

My head hurts so badly now and it's killing me.

ARGGGG.

But after seeing Jasmine's tag, i decided to blog about yesterday despite the effing pain. (:

And oh, today's lesson is from 4-6pm. So totally rocks.

But now i'm not even sure if i can go to school in this state.

Maybe I'd go see doctor and take a MC later.

I don't want to faint in the middle of the coridoor and they would have to activate eight people (or more) to carry me.

Mms anyways..

Yesterday me, zhen, jas, raudah and kim faithfully ponned lecture and went to TM to carry bean.

I mean, to watch Pirates Of The Carribean.

Before that, we went to Pizza Hut for lunch (:

And as usual, we crapped alot, but i can't really remember what we talked about le =/

But I remembered about my 5Cs :

1) Carrot
2) Cabbage
3) Cucumber
4) Caixim
5) Coleslaw (or how do u spell it? )


Ya, so it isn't that hard to get zhilin after all (:

And we had this poser-korean conversation in Pizza Hut -.-

Which reminds me! Jas and Zhen were like beijing slanging each other when we were queuing for the movie tickets.

It was damnnnnnnnnnn hilarious.

And whoa, i didn't know our dear jasmine could speak like that *_*


After that, we went for our movie, and i think we are the kind of people that audiences dread love =D

Cos we laugh like super loud, and we got alot of comments one.

Before we went for the movie, i was telling jas that we should be studying for our mid-sem test instead of going for a movie now.

Then she said, never mind, we shall observe for things related to our course's topic in the show.

That was just meant to be some random lameshit comment,
but in the end, Chow Yun Fat mentioned "hospitality" in one of his lines,
and me & jas nudged each other at the same time, and burst out laughing~

And there was one part where the whole row of us burst out laughing damn loudly together.

It was the part where the small man got backfired by the atomic bomb that he shot.


那个画面真的很经典。呵呵。


Oh ohh.

There was also this part where there was this heart and we were all like :
"whose heart is that?"

Then I told kim and jas, "it's pizza's "

Because : Pizza Hut (heart)

Then Jasmine told Zhen, and Zhen told Raudah.

lmao. one thing can spread from one end till the other. Haha x)

Then there was this part where they zoom in till very close on Jack Sparrow's face, and I was like commenting that he needs facial treatment. lol.

And he was attempting to pull his ship using a rope, then suddenly got alot of crabs pop out from dont know where.

And I was like saying that the crabs must be thinking that he's crap.

Like how could you ever manage to move a ship that is stuck on land using a mere rope??

hurhur.


And there was this woman in the show that had very thick, hilarious, makeup.
I was asking how come got Geisha in this show one?

And throughout the whole movie whenever she appeared, me and kim would burst out laughing lol.

There was also this pirate that didn't open his mouth to talk and his subordinates always spoke for him.

At first I thought that he was a mute or what.

In the end, he finally spoke, and it was like damn high pitch laa!

Now we know why. LOL.

And and and......

There was this part where they were all busy fighting, than suddenly Orlando Bloom said :

"Elizabeth will you marry me, i love you "

What a timing to choose to propose la. lol.

Then he shouted out to one of the pirates that was in the midst of fighting :

"Will you witness our marraige? "

And the pirate shouted back :

" I'm a little busy at the moment "

LOL.

And after the poor pirate shouted like three times of :
" YOU MAY KISS"

They finally kissed, and it was ohhh. so romantic!

Me and kim were ohmygod-ing over him throughout the back part of the movie la, haha.

Orlando Bloom is charming. (:

Ohh, still got one more part ( i think i've said this sentence for like dont know how many times already)

One of the dutchman was like walking down the stairs in the midst of alot of things flying all over around him,
but he didn't seem to get hit by any of them at all, and not even a single strand of his hair flew.
He looked as though he was going down on an escalator.

DAMN hilarious la. We burst out laughing, once again.

And towards the end, when all the chaos was over and peace was finally restored, everyone was like tossing their hats in the air, and Jack Sparrow said to the person beside him :

"You can throw my hat if you want"

And the person happily threw it.

Then Jack Sparrow said :

"Now go and get it back"

Damn spazz la! hahaha.


But despite all these haha-parts, the last part made me cry.

Because Orlando Bloom could only meet Elizabeth once every ten years.


Arg......

He told her :

" My heart belongs to you forever. Would you keep it safe? "


Omg.... That is so, so, sweet..

And how die-hard-strong their love is, is really very admirable.

Conclusion, Pirates of The Carribean is a must-watch show!

Oh ya, Blades Of Glory too!

Blades Of Glory is something that can make even the most depressed people laugh la (:

And I also want to watch 鬼啊鬼啊! And Shrek 3! =)

Hmms. Ya.. So yesterday after the movie, we went to take neoprint! Whee ^^

And my ear drums nearly burst inside, cos we were like screaming as though there was a rapist there la -.-

This happens when people don't know how to read Japanese and end up frightenedly kanchiong. lol.

After that when i was about to go meet darling at the airport to study................

my heels broke for the 18millionth time AGAIN.

Godd.

In the end, kim went to accompany me to buy another pair of slippers, then i took bus to the airport~

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I'm feeling like a dying patient now. Damn sick......


ARGHH.

But I can't afford to die now.

Cos there are so many things to blog about!!

AHH. Okok, I shall do it quick before I *POM* on the floor.

Blog about today first bah~

And if after blogging this entry I'm still alive, then I might consider blogging about the oh-so-eventful yesterday XD


Apparently, I've been snoozing my alarm like nobody's business these days, and always ending up LATE for school =x

Therefore, my transport vehicle to school has hereby been BACK to the terribly-dreaded CAB once again.

No it's okay, you don't need to applause.


Yes, so i took a cab to school for the eight millionth and one time today (did i say eight millionth time at the previous entry?)

And when need to pay the cab fare da time.. I realised that I forgot to bring my wallet!

But luckily I had my coin purse with me, which happened to have enough to pay for the cab fare x_x

That's the good thing about auntys, they carry a coin purse around (:


Ya... And when I reached school, I felt damn sick la..

During the whole group discussion tingy, i didn't say a single word.

And i looked like as though i just attended a funeral three funerals or something.


Very very xingku...

Everytime i inhale, i will feel like fainting.
And my heart was beating faster than normal.

I was really feeling damn terrible. constipated my tears =x

But luckily after lunch I felt better le (:

After all the laughing and crapping with the-peopleS-that-rock-my-world =DD

Jas. Zhen. Raudah. Nikki.








Fridays are 1K06's dress-formal-day-of-the-week x)


Oh, and, 我们是好学生。








I know you are totally convinced.


And..

We cam-whore everywhere, like really, everywhere.









toilet party! ^^


OH YES!

Just now one of my classmates fainted at the com lab...

Cos he saw a 大大大美女!

..

.....

.........

.............








More like, 霉女.


To your horrifying disappointment, it's me.


Sorry, I had to lie in order to make you continue reading.

If not noone read my blog, then i will be very sad, then i will die :(


Okay, back to what i was saying...

Oh oh. After taking the pic, I realised that it looked kinda wrong......


In case you are really that cock-eye,
that potruding unglam thing,
is a flower pinned onto my top.


Yes, sad to say, I'm not that well-developed :(


And after I started this retarded idea of taking the shadow on the screen............









EVERYONE WANTED TO BE PART OF IT TOO!


HAHAHHAAA XD


After BCS, we were gong in to the lift, and one selfish person said :


" EHHHH faster close the lift door! don't let anyone come in if not we cannot take picture le! "










That person very selfish hor!

Want to take pic then deprive other people from taking the public lift.

What is this la.


And that selfish person is the one standing right at the right.

(Ehh it rhymes! =D )

In case it's too brain twister for you, i meant, on the extreme right.



Yes it's me.


LOL


But but buttt, i can explain!

There wasn't anyone that was waiting for the lift ma, not like there was and I didn't let them in.

So I'm innocent! =D



Oh, and don't accuse us for wanting to cam-whore and being selfish for standing in front of the vending machines depriving poor hungry souls to purchase their food.


Cos there wasn't anyone there.








Okay la, maybe got. But....

they don't have the hungry-face =x



1K06 people are so fated and bonded and united and fated and, erm, i think i said fated already (zhilin has limited vocabulary)

But ANYWAYS, I just randomly looked down and saw another part of our class!










PS : The one wearing black and white and in the midst of doing some retarded action is...

keiths, our birthday boy! (:

Though you always bully me, but still....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! =)




Hehx.


Oh ya, I bumped into dear-junhui in school today again! XD







FINALLY someone is smiling without showing the teeth!

I'm getting very zibei for not being able to do the colgate smile.

And I'm forever taking picture with the very same expression.


But WHO CARES! HAHAHA ^____^



After that on my way home from bedok interchange, I caught sight of someone familiar from far, and i sprinted towards her~


And poor Jiahui got shocked =S











Haha. So long never see her le.

Also very very very very very very very long never see alot of friends le.

Friends that I've been saying that we'll meet up SOON, but has already been more than half a year..........


Like.....

Yiting.

Valerie.

Yunzhi.

Seowjin.


I think we will still be writing testis for each other saying :

" WE MUST MEET UP SOON YA! "

when we are like.. 60 years old? =/


Then maybe we'd finally meet up one day....

at some taichi class at a park, and after that go to community centre together and have a game of chess =.=


Okay. I think digress until very far. My apologies.

This goes to show how seriously sick I am.

I should stop here (:

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I can't believe i actually stayed up till 6:28am this morning to write notes for IntHT....


But I still got a feeling that i would screw the test later x[


First ever test of my poly life.


Got Comm Skills test tomorrow.

And.....


Business Computing Skills test on the day after tomorrow.


And and and.................

Mid-semester exam is very very near the corner.

Like...... two weeks from now?


Which means that, i can't work at the IT fair le, i think T.T



AHHH. I was still looking forward to it :(


Never mind...


Studies priority.



No money, can eat grass (:

Crazy, undefined, emotions.


Guess it's just the emo season.


Better end soon.

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Slept at 4am+ yesterday.. And had to wake up at 7am+ for school.

Only had three pathetic, saddening, hours of sleep.

And needless to say, i was late for school once again.

Took cab to school, and my wallet wanted to shoot me =[

Mms.. today took quite alot of pics (: wheeee~

Shiting and me (:








MSA, Me, MoQi (: (:

Erm.. MoQi's hand.....







Hunny & Me XD



Then me and hunny went to ITAS canteen for lunch.

We had some i-forgot-what's-the-name pasta tingy.









I think you should be able to tell how was the food from the expression on my face.


First time eating it.

I don't think there'll be a second time anyways =/

lolol. k la.. not that bad actually.


Then we went to the library..







Today very cam-whorish. HEHS XD


And outside the library.... a tragedy happened..........

I accidentally stepped on my own toe.

And i was wearing heels, so it was like friggin painful...

And it bled.........

I nearly cried :/







Hope I didn't make your dinner come out.

But at least I made you lose your appetite for supper, help you lose weight leh! XD


Mms... I skipped OB lecture and went to see doc..

Darling took cab down and pei me go see doc..

Luckily it wasn't anything serious.

The line on my toenail that I thought was a crack, was actually my nail polish lining x_x

Thank Goodness.

I really don't want to go through another toe operation again =[

But I somehow got a feeling that something will happen to my toe again soon...

Aiye. Very paranoid ler =/


After see doc.. we went to parkway for dinner.

And.............

While walking inside parkway, i suddenly tripped over sth and my left slipper broke.

First it's my right toe that got stepped by noone other than myself.

Then, i tripped over my left slipper.

Tell me why i exist on Earth again?

Btw, thankyou jasmine and keiths for helping me print notes!

You all are really fantastic classmates! =)

And thankyou Ruth for helping me wipe off the blood on my toe. :x

And thankyou honey for being there for me and sponsoring plaster (:

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★ 100 问答题 ★

(如果是朋友的话就要读完，不然，我就拿枪射你! 哇哈哈 )



1.) 性别: 应该是女的


2.) 出生日期: 我老妈记得比我清楚


3.) 家庭成员: 你要知道这个做什么


4.) 皮肤颜色: 跟你一样喽~ 难道是绿色还是紫色吗?


5.) 身高: 不会很高，比姚明高一点而已啦 >_<


6.) 曾经最难过的时候: 以前


7.) 何时感到最快乐: 被紧紧抱着或牵着的时候


8.) 喜欢的音乐家: 柳芷琳!


9.) 常去的地方: 厕所


10.) 最常在什么时候看电影: 买完票后


11.) 告诉我们你名字的意思: zhi lin = 直零 = straight zeros?? =/


12.) 你是怎样的人: 聪明伶俐，善解人意，人见人爱，乖巧玲珑


13.) 在KTV喜欢唱的歌: 蔡依林，S.H.E，粱静茹，孙燕姿，F.I.R etc etc~


14.) 初恋: 你很 KPO leh


15.) 初吻: 跳~~　


16.) 喜欢的电影: 能让我流泪的，但不是因为后悔看了那部电影而流泪


17.) 喜欢的花: 如花


18.) 喜欢的电视节目: 能让我哈哈大笑, 笑到哮喘病爆发的那种


20.) 喜欢的书: 字典, 我是个好学生, 你不知道吗?


21.) 想去的地方: 火星, 但我还是找不到旅行团


22.) 喜欢的食物: 我是猪 什么都爱吃。 哇哈哈!


23.) 喜欢的水果: 我说了你又不会买给我吃


24.) 喜欢的颜色: 粉红色


25.) 做过最棒的事: 给身边的人微笑


26.) 你最重要的东西: 生命


27.) 想说的话: 希望世界是快乐的


28.) 记得的人:. 我还没失忆，谁都记得


29.) 想到的人: 没想到什么人耶


30.) 如果死掉: 我不想死


31.) 优点: 没什么缺点


32.) 缺点: 没什么优点


33.) 尊敬的人:. 空缺中．．．．


34.) 理想中的生日礼物:. 减肥中心礼券 (本人急需)


37.) 嗜好: 上床。 哈哈，真好笑 -.-


38.) 专长: 哎哟，你要我自己讲自己的专长我哪好意思啊 ><


39.) 习惯: 吃草.


40.)想为心爱的人做什么: 做爱................. 心便当


41.) 希望从心爱的人那里得到的东西:.被需要的感觉


42.) 想与心爱的人一起做的事: 同居


43.) 珍贵的东西: 爱情，亲情，友情。


44.) 喜欢的动物: 狗狗, 松鼠


45.) 你的穿着如何: 朋友都说我很女生


46.) 讨厌的人: 讨人厌的人喽


47.) 何时的我看起来是软弱的: 哭的时候


48.) 纾解压力的方式: 唱歌，听歌，跳舞，找朋友谈心。


49.) 当我伤害某人: 我会很难受


50.) 觉得镜中的自己如何: 美到要喷血


51.) 最后悔的事: 你给我2万块我就跟你说


52.) 想要几个小孩: 173,424,323 个而已


53.) 手机问候语: 我是大美女!


54.) 今天天气如何: 忘记了


55.) 喜欢的数字. 8，18


56.) 酒量: 不喝


57.) 有翘家过吗: 好像没有


59.) 理想中的伴侣: 贴心，温柔，专情，成熟，疼我，了解我


60.) 想对朋友说: 我爱你们


61.) 想吃的东西: 屎


62.) 个性: 难以琢磨


63.) 上洗手间的次数: 谁会去记这种东西啊


64.) 宗教: 基督教 & 睡觉


65.) "给予"或是"得到": 要得到就得给予


66.) 最值得纪念的一天: 18-08-1990 (非常伟大的一天)


67.) 喜欢的衣服款式: 我不是追求名牌的少奶奶


68.) 睡眠时间: 猫头鹰起来的时间


69.) 什么时候会讨厌自己: emo 的时候


70.) 当我发现自己是拥有能让大众信服或热烈拥护的权威或领袖气质时:

哇，那一长串字是什么??


71.) 独自一个人的时候会做什么: 想很多东东


73.) 当你注视别人时会注意哪里: 男生-头发,指甲,肤质。 女生-腿,肚肚 ><


74.) 目前为止对于你的生活: 满意 (:


75.) 对于自己的情结: huh? 情结是啥米?


76.) 喜欢爸爸还是妈妈: 你想挑拨离间是吗


77.) 当你与某人打架: ALA*MSA 会把他/她给解决掉 XD


78.) 有某人不想跟你在一起: 有谁会不想跟我在一起啊??


79.) 如果心爱的人得了重病: 我会崩溃


80.) 如果双亲不喜欢你喜欢的人: 跟他私奔


81.) 做完这份问答后要做什?: 冲凉, 睡觉!


82.) 对于恋人有什么感觉: 费话，当然是爱啦


83.) 绰号: ceiling, chanel...


84.) 现在在你旁边有什么：女鬼........你旁边好像也有..


85.) 想要看的电影: << The Story Of Guanlong and Tigger >>


86.) 印象最深刻的电影: 哎哟,不要问我答案多过8行的问题啦!!


87.) 最常见到的人: 当然是我自己啦 XD 我一天照镜子的次数吓死人~


88.) 喜欢的运动: 嘿咻! (Ya right -___-" ) 跳舞啦~ (:


89.) 现在头发的样子: 不知道... 我去照一下镜子再跟你讲


90.) 真实的自己: 有时自己也搞不懂自己


91.) 你的包包里面有些什么: 钱包lor (我很穷不要打劫我)


92.) 有多少卡: 834，904，756 张


93.)什么时候会感到难过: 难过的时候


94.) 不喜欢的女生类型: 只要你 <3 我, 我也会 <3 你的~~


95.) 不喜欢的人: 好像没有


96.) 想活到几岁: 跟我的老伴儿一样


97.) 如果赢得一百万: 你觉得有可能吗


98.) 推荐的歌: 蔡依林- 心型圈 , 假装 & 倒带


99.) 感言: 谢天谢地这是最后第二道题了


100.) 现在时间： 凌晨 2点12分

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i missed you

i missed having you by my side.....

Everyday i wonder when will i ever have you back.

And tonight, you've finally returned back to me.

.

..

I finally, finallyyy, got my MP4 back!

( and please slap yourself if you got misleaded )


I had a hard time functioning without it :(

Ahhhh. happyness ^^

And another thing that made my day was...

The present that my darling MATEY gave me!

Thankyou yiting!

And sorry for dragging so so long before i collected it from you.

When she passed me the present just now, she said :

"the other time i bought you this because it was for you to hug when you had nothing to hug. But apparently now you don't need it anymore~ "


AHHH. So sooo sweet of her!

Mate, I love you LOADS!

Thank God for friends like you (:

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Sleepy.

Yesterday slept at 4am+

And woke up at 6am+

I had two long hours of sleep.

I snoozed my alarm from 6:45am all the way till like 7:35am?

Yes, i know i very pro (:

In the end......... I was late for school.

Took cab. UGHH.

There goes my wonderful record of not taking cab since the first day of the week =(

And needless to say, the cab fare is getting ridiculously increasingly expensive these days.

Oh ya....... that keiths really damn 欠扁 laa.

Whole day bluff me one!
And I can see how much joy he is getting from this.

GRR. you better careful hor. I call my ALA*MSA come beat you up then you know arh! LMAO =D


Hmm..

After RHT Lab.. Me, Raudah and kim pon-ed the lessons for the rest of the day =X

2hrs of OB (Oraganisational Behavious) tutorial, and ,
3hrs of BCS ( Business Computing Skills) lab.

I DREAD IT, DREAD IT, DREAD IT.

ESPECIALLY THAT THREE FRIGGIN HOURS OF LAB, IT CAN KILL
(erm, actually not that bad la =/ )

And UGHH, i feel kinda bad for skipping lessons today =x
But I was really very very sleepy.............

Then me and kim went to "see doctor" together......

After the experience i had at the polyclinic today, it made me not want to pon lessons anymore.


Firstly, when we reached, the clinic just nice close for lunch break =S
So we waited for one hour plus for the clinic to open again.

I fell asleep while waiting =/

And after that waiting, there was still alot alot of other waitings.

1) Wait to get the queue number.

2) Wait for queue number to be called to go register.

3) Wait for registration number to be called to go into the doctor's room.

4) Wait for name to be called to pay fees.

5) Wait for name to be called to collect medicine.

And all these waitings added up to like two hours plus.............

I didn't know i had such great patience.

hurhur.


Mms.. then after that i went to TM to walk... alone =x

and i was so damn hungry.

and i had no choice but to eat alone at the foodcourt.......

ughh. i don't mind shopping alone, but i really hate eating alone =((

and yea, after that i underwent the long-time-no-see "depression from lonerism" =.=


I was nodding off in the bus..
Very very sleepy..

I fell asleep at one point, and when i opened my eyes, i was like frantically looking at where the bus was already, and i realised the bus just drove past my stop!

I jumped up of my seat and faster dingdong dingdong the bell.

Mms.. tomorrow lesson starts at 9am and ends at TWELVE!

Cos got CCN day~ Whoohoo! Early dismissal! =D

Nikki! (:

My honey is quite a cooperative camwhore victim. HEHS.






MOQI! Me! Nikki!

Don't you agree that we are just sooooooooooo cute?

Okay, I heard that "NO".... =(





Shiting! Me! Blurred Moqi!

haha~

i don't know why my legs look miraculously horrifying thin in this picture.

I SWEAR I DIDN'T PHOTOSHOP IT!

zomg, i want these legs! x_x






Raudah! My boyfriend (:

I think she got an affair outside cos nowadays i seldom see her around T.T


Anyways, I LOVE MY DARLINGS ^^

Why, why, whyyyyyyyyyyy do we have to change classes EVERY SEMESTER.



No way i'm going anywhere without these people.

-

hi world,

guess what?

zhilin was EARLY for school today.

Or rather, she WASN'T late.

zomg...

miraculous miracle.

lesson starts at 9am, and i reached school at like 8:40am?

and part of the credit goes to my hunny, nikki~ (: thanks girl!

And strangely, today one third of the class wore black, and i was one of the blackies xD






My classmates are very cooperative -.-

and i looked like a total retard being the only one posing for the picture.

hurhur.

Ohh, and wondering why the class looks so empty?

It's because we are early!

early early early!

whoohoo. i hardly have a chance to say this word, so let me say it a few more times

early early


early

earlyyy



early early early





EARLYYY.


okay, satisfied =D

How wonderful it feels to be early ^^


Ohh. But today the day didn't start out to be exactly very fantastic.

We got lectured by our course manager from 9:00 - 9:15am

Then the "lecture" session was continued by our careperson from 9:15-9:45am.

Our lecturers feedback that... LRM students are too noisy =/

But the lecturers did mention that there was this bunch of quiet and attentive students sitting in the middle of the LT..

and everyone was like :

" YA, THAT IS OUR CLASS! we sit at the centre one! "

lmaooo -__-"


(>_<) After that i wanted to take pics but everyone said that they were not in the mood to camwhore =( But my darling moqi very cooperative! WAHAA.







And I successfully managed to force another bunch of my darlings to camwhore with me =D






But i don't think i forced them la, see, everyone looks so happy! ^^

(Who knows, they might be cursing me inside them. LOL )




Next...

Photos from OB Lecture~


Me and my hunny, nikki~






Mms. Then after school, i went to slack at the library with our class guys as well as mel & ruth..

Then Ray was trying to educate me about something which i really preferred not to have any knowledge on............

He asked me if i knew :

how did Pinocchio know that his hands were made of wood?

Answer :

Because his hands caught fire.

I didn't get it.

But after that, i was very disgusted when i finally got it.....

This joke was taken from a section of yellow jokes from the LIME magazine..

damn sick la.

erm. it's ok if you don't get it.

do not attempt to try to figure it out, you might only end up getting yourself nauseated.

or maybe for some, excited.

x_x ..........


Ya, fast forward.

Ohh, and just now.

I got shocked once again when i went into the kitchen, for the eight hundredth time............







See it?


In consideration for those cock-eyed indivduals...........






SEE IT NOW??

THE FRIGGIN LIZARD SCARED THE HELL OUT OF MEEEEEEE

I nearly cried la.......

yes, zhlin is very VERY terrified of lizards.

and cockroaches

and

any & every other thing that is namely, an insect.


ARGG.

A random picture that i happened to come across on the net.


Got attracted to the :

" me and you is friends "

Very fantastic english i must say (:


and..

" You jump off a bridge, i'm gonna miss you "


I was still expecting something like..

" you jump off a bridge, i'm gonna jump down too "


But turned out to be... i'm gonna miss you.

ERM.............

Shn't comment any further.

lol.

-
THANKYOU NIKKI for

typing out the answers for NINE pages of lecture notes for me online!!

thank you thank you thank you!

and you are so gonna be my study buddy~

MUHAHAHA XD

-

Didn't go to school yesterday.

Wasn't feeling well.. =(

And I didn't go get MC.. which means that now... i am marked ANOTHER absent(s).

Not like the number of abesents i have is not huge enough =X

Ahh. sheesh sheesh sheesh.

But I went back to school at night for dance audition! =D

zomg.. our school dancers (seniors) are DROPHEAD AWESOME, i swear!

I saw some guys popping and all that. my god la.

i think the girls can dance damn well too. AHHH.

And I really really really really REALLY want to get in!

The kinda dance that they are doing is exactly what i've always wanted to be part of.

Will know the results by this coming wednesday.

I hope i don't cry if i don't see my name on the board =[

Mms..

Saw so many pretty things at bugis just now.

And it really suckssssssss to be $$less.

BOOHOO....

DEAREST MONEY,
WOULD YOU PRETTY PRETTY PLEASEEE DROP DOWN FROM THE SKY.

Ya.... dream on bah. maybe only birdshit.

LOL.

Hmm...

I realised that i'm really very slack.

I'm starting to sense the urgency and the need to start revising my work and being more focused in school.

I NEED TO START GETTING MY ASS DOWN TO THE AIRPORT AND MUGG!

Maybe tomorrow? I hope.... =D

I'd better go sleep soon..

-


I just received a very, very, unique phone call..

And the phone conversation ended with me looking like that :

X___________X||


The scenario was as follows :


Me: Hello

Annonymous: Hello, is this zhilin?

Me: Ya..?

Annonymous: Erm.. I'm calling from Slim Ten and i called to inform you that you have... (laughs) erm, that you have.. won yourself (laughs again)..
a breast enhancement voucher..... (burst out laughing) "

-hung up the phone-

Very.... very... funny..........

In the end, i called back and found out that.......

IT WAS MY BROTHER'S BOLIAO FRIENDS PRANK CALLING ME FROM THEIR ARMY CAMP.........

-___________________________-"


GOODNESS.

I nearly vomitted blood la, and they would be glad to know that their prank call was VERY successful.

And darned, there goes my bust enhancement voucher.

=(


lmao....... *_*

是的。

-


为什么

连一些小细节

我都那么在意


全部闷在里头.....


说出来

只是让自己觉得 - 幼稚



闷啊~

-

I was late for school today =x
Late more than 15mins jiu marked as absent le..
And if got more than 3absents than will have exam penalty.

omg... i already got ONE, and it's only the second week of school =/

i really... really... REALLY.....
GOT TO IMPROVE ON MY PUNCTUALITY!!!!

i think this is already the eight millionth time i've said this. ARGG.

Today was another HAHA-day.

During lecture we were practically crapping all the way.

Singing the QOO song, and trying to make an archapella out of it,
but apparently it turned out to be a disaster =.=

We kept talking about alot of lameshit stuff and laugh and laugh
and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh X19204340234435...........


I think we laughed loud enough for the whole lecture theatre to hear us.
LOL.

ALA*MSA is really crazy laaa.

Oh by the way, in case you all are wondering what in the world is ALA*MSA..
it stands for...

Ah Lian Alliance * Melissa Stands Alone.

Long story...........

Basically me, seowpeng and sherine formed the ALA.
Cos our class guys kept calling us lians, so we came up with this crap organisation.
Not that we really are...
LOL.

As for Melissa Stands Alone, it's because melissa REFUSES to join our ALA cos she insists that she's not ahlian.

But in the end, our class guys made her MSA turn out to be....
Melissa Sibei Ahlian.
HAHAHA

lame laa -_-"

Though Mel doesn't want to join ALA but she ally with us!
So we are called ALA*MSA

...

Erm. I know it sounds terribly childish, but, it really brought us alot of joy and laughter! haha (: (:


Ohoh! And Raudah somehow became my boyfriend during lecture! =D

Another long story. erm..

Basically, she was busy smsing, so i wrote on her book :

" raudah ah raudah! stop smsing your bf la! "

And she wrote back on mine :

" Zhilin ah zhilin, Raudah where got bf one?? "

Me :

" Got! Me lor! =D "

Raudah :

" Haha OKAYY!"

Then she proceeded on to write on my book :
"040507 <3 "

and that was what i was ABOUT to write too!
hahaha.

Then I wrote :

" Wait for my flowers on 040607 "

And she wrote :

" BHB! "

Me :

" OKAY LOR, LET'S BREAK UP! "

Raudah :

" We not even one min leh "

i guess.... ours should be the most pathetic relationship one can ever see la...

4 May 07 12:39pm - 4 May 07 12:40pm

But.... I patched with her at 12:41pm =D

HAHAHAH.

Lameshit.


But nah, i already have a very nice bf, don't need another one (:

But..... i think can make an exception for Raudah la! wheeeeee ^^


Mms....

Then just now during our break we all went to Cheers and bought cup noodle to eat for lunch. Cos canteen damn lot of people laaa =x


And I took this photo~







DAMN COOL RIGHT! HAHA ^^





Then we sat down outside cheers there and ate...
We looked like a bunch of refugees. LOL.

Eh.... Yinghui & Kelvin DON'T ACT SHY LAAA, use the cup noodle to cover your face -.-

Ray also... siam until lidat =.=

hahaha.






Me and my darling MOQI! Which is also my darling ALA mate ^^
Oh, i think she looks very pretty in this photo (: (:
On the other hand, i look fabulously shitty! =D

=X


My frinch is still DISASTROUSLY SHORT ARGGGG...


After that, we had THREE hours of lab........
Business Computing Skills.

Omg........... i nearly died there.
It was so soooo cold inside, and the teacher seemed to be talking alien language.

I have to admit that...........

I AM REALLY A COMPUTER IDIOT.

I'm so gonna die

die

die die

die die die

die die die die

die die die die DIEEEEEEE


We learnt some powerpoint stuff today.

Let me show you my masterpiece..........






Luckily we didn't have to hand it up, if not i might take eight years to complete it.

By the way, Zhilin's Official Fanclub only consist of one member.

And i guess there's no need to elaborate any further.


LOL.


And throughout the whole thing we were ALL busy IM-ing each other online...

Damn fun!

I think our lecturers can all go home and cry =D

Mms.. then after school me, laoda, simba, dion and paraparaking, went to Tamp to eat =)

K06 ppl really very ON!

<3 x1000 you all ^___^

After that we went to Toys R Us! lolol.

Shall post the pictures in the next entry~ (:

-


I FINALLY GOT MY OWN LAPTOP!!

I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY~~~

Or rather, OVERJOYED!! hahaha.

Okay i know i look very retarded being so enthralled over a laptop, but still......


(: (: (: (: (: (: (: (:

想要给你, 我满满的爱。

-

This morning, i went for work at the Suntec IT Fair.

My conscience didn't feel very good upon that decision.

Cos I know I rightfully ought to be mugging for my mid-sem test which is like FOUR days away =/

On my way to work I started to feel a little dizzy already, when i reached, i attempted to serve a few customers.

But the crowd was like getting bigger and bigger, and my booth that side was like practically congested until people were all sandwiched together and could only move at a rate of like 3steps per minute.

When I was serving one of the customers, I nearly vomitted.
(Not that the customer had a huge mole with hair dangling out from it or what)

It's because I was getting damn nauseous and dizzy already.

Then I asked my colleague to take over and I went to sit down, and smsed darling.

Then he offered to come over to pick me up, and while waiting for him to come, 老板 ask me to do the commentator job for the booth.

And I kept saying the wrong things la.. Damn paiseh can.

For example, there was one line that's supposed to be :

You can use it to take video and photo simultaneously.

And I ended up saying :

" You can use it to take video and pheeto simeowtaneously "

ARGGGGG.

And I bursted out laughing when I was commentating halfway. lol -.-

And there was another line that was supposed to be :

It (the camera) can be used as a video camera, still camera, web camera.. etc...

And when it came out from my mouth, it became :

" We can be used as a video camera, we can also be used as a still camera and web camera.."

Then I realised that I didn't even know what i was talking about... -.-

So, we are cameras huh?

And the last part was supposed to be like :

Thank you for your patronization

And I said :

" Thank you for your cooperation"

Like wth la?

I sounded like as though i was trying to stop a riot or something.

And mid-sem test is like on THIS COMING MONDAY which is like FOUR days away......


同志们，是时候了，咱们去火星避一避吧。

-

Fugg.

My head hurts so badly now and it's killing me.

ARGGGG.

But after seeing Jasmine's tag, i decided to blog about yesterday despite the effing pain. (:

And oh, today's lesson is from 4-6pm. So totally rocks.

But now i'm not even sure if i can go to school in this state.

Maybe I'd go see doctor and take a MC later.

I don't want to faint in the middle of the coridoor and they would have to activate eight people (or more) to carry me.

Mms anyways..

Yesterday me, zhen, jas, raudah and kim faithfully ponned lecture and went to TM to carry bean.

I mean, to watch Pirates Of The Carribean.

Before that, we went to Pizza Hut for lunch (:

And as usual, we crapped alot, but i can't really remember what we talked about le =/

But I remembered about my 5Cs :

1) Carrot
2) Cabbage
3) Cucumber
4) Caixim
5) Coleslaw (or how do u spell it? )


Ya, so it isn't that hard to get zhilin after all (:

And we had this poser-korean conversation in Pizza Hut -.-

Which reminds me! Jas and Zhen were like beijing slanging each other when we were queuing for the movie tickets.

It was damnnnnnnnnnn hilarious.

And whoa, i didn't know our dear jasmine could speak like that *_*


After that, we went for our movie, and i think we are the kind of people that audiences dread love =D

Cos we laugh like super loud, and we got alot of comments one.

Before we went for the movie, i was telling jas that we should be studying for our mid-sem test instead of going for a movie now.

Then she said, never mind, we shall observe for things related to our course's topic in the show.

That was just meant to be some random lameshit comment,
but in the end, Chow Yun Fat mentioned "hospitality" in one of his lines,
and me & jas nudged each other at the same time, and burst out laughing~

And there was one part where the whole row of us burst out laughing damn loudly together.

It was the part where the small man got backfired by the atomic bomb that he shot.


那个画面真的很经典。呵呵。


Oh ohh.

There was also this part where there was this heart and we were all like :
"whose heart is that?"

Then I told kim and jas, "it's pizza's "

Because : Pizza Hut (heart)

Then Jasmine told Zhen, and Zhen told Raudah.

lmao. one thing can spread from one end till the other. Haha x)

Then there was this part where they zoom in till very close on Jack Sparrow's face, and I was like commenting that he needs facial treatment. lol.

And he was attempting to pull his ship using a rope, then suddenly got alot of crabs pop out from dont know where.

And I was like saying that the crabs must be thinking that he's crap.

Like how could you ever manage to move a ship that is stuck on land using a mere rope??

hurhur.


And there was this woman in the show that had very thick, hilarious, makeup.
I was asking how come got Geisha in this show one?

And throughout the whole movie whenever she appeared, me and kim would burst out laughing lol.

There was also this pirate that didn't open his mouth to talk and his subordinates always spoke for him.

At first I thought that he was a mute or what.

In the end, he finally spoke, and it was like damn high pitch laa!

Now we know why. LOL.

And and and......

There was this part where they were all busy fighting, than suddenly Orlando Bloom said :

"Elizabeth will you marry me, i love you "

What a timing to choose to propose la. lol.

Then he shouted out to one of the pirates that was in the midst of fighting :

"Will you witness our marraige? "

And the pirate shouted back :

" I'm a little busy at the moment "

LOL.

And after the poor pirate shouted like three times of :
" YOU MAY KISS"

They finally kissed, and it was ohhh. so romantic!

Me and kim were ohmygod-ing over him throughout the back part of the movie la, haha.

Orlando Bloom is charming. (:

Ohh, still got one more part ( i think i've said this sentence for like dont know how many times already)

One of the dutchman was like walking down the stairs in the midst of alot of things flying all over around him,
but he didn't seem to get hit by any of them at all, and not even a single strand of his hair flew.
He looked as though he was going down on an escalator.

DAMN hilarious la. We burst out laughing, once again.

And towards the end, when all the chaos was over and peace was finally restored, everyone was like tossing their hats in the air, and Jack Sparrow said to the person beside him :

"You can throw my hat if you want"

And the person happily threw it.

Then Jack Sparrow said :

"Now go and get it back"

Damn spazz la! hahaha.


But despite all these haha-parts, the last part made me cry.

Because Orlando Bloom could only meet Elizabeth once every ten years.


Arg......

He told her :

" My heart belongs to you forever. Would you keep it safe? "


Omg.... That is so, so, sweet..

And how die-hard-strong their love is, is really very admirable.

Conclusion, Pirates of The Carribean is a must-watch show!

Oh ya, Blades Of Glory too!

Blades Of Glory is something that can make even the most depressed people laugh la (:

And I also want to watch 鬼啊鬼啊! And Shrek 3! =)

Hmms. Ya.. So yesterday after the movie, we went to take neoprint! Whee ^^

And my ear drums nearly burst inside, cos we were like screaming as though there was a rapist there la -.-

This happens when people don't know how to read Japanese and end up frightenedly kanchiong. lol.

After that when i was about to go meet darling at the airport to study................

my heels broke for the 18millionth time AGAIN.

Godd.

In the end, kim went to accompany me to buy another pair of slippers, then i took bus to the airport~

-


I'm feeling like a dying patient now. Damn sick......


ARGHH.

But I can't afford to die now.

Cos there are so many things to blog about!!

AHH. Okok, I shall do it quick before I *POM* on the floor.

Blog about today first bah~

And if after blogging this entry I'm still alive, then I might consider blogging about the oh-so-eventful yesterday XD


Apparently, I've been snoozing my alarm like nobody's business these days, and always ending up LATE for school =x

Therefore, my transport vehicle to school has hereby been BACK to the terribly-dreaded CAB once again.

No it's okay, you don't need to applause.


Yes, so i took a cab to school for the eight millionth and one time today (did i say eight millionth time at the previous entry?)

And when need to pay the cab fare da time.. I realised that I forgot to bring my wallet!

But luckily I had my coin purse with me, which happened to have enough to pay for the cab fare x_x

That's the good thing about auntys, they carry a coin purse around (:


Ya... And when I reached school, I felt damn sick la..

During the whole group discussion tingy, i didn't say a single word.

And i looked like as though i just attended a funeral three funerals or something.


Very very xingku...

Everytime i inhale, i will feel like fainting.
And my heart was beating faster than normal.

I was really feeling damn terrible. constipated my tears =x

But luckily after lunch I felt better le (:

After all the laughing and crapping with the-peopleS-that-rock-my-world =DD

Jas. Zhen. Raudah. Nikki.








Fridays are 1K06's dress-formal-day-of-the-week x)


Oh, and, 我们是好学生。








I know you are totally convinced.


And..

We cam-whore everywhere, like really, everywhere.









toilet party! ^^


OH YES!

Just now one of my classmates fainted at the com lab...

Cos he saw a 大大大美女!

..

.....

.........

.............








More like, 霉女.


To your horrifying disappointment, it's me.


Sorry, I had to lie in order to make you continue reading.

If not noone read my blog, then i will be very sad, then i will die :(


Okay, back to what i was saying...

Oh oh. After taking the pic, I realised that it looked kinda wrong......


In case you are really that cock-eye,
that potruding unglam thing,
is a flower pinned onto my top.


Yes, sad to say, I'm not that well-developed :(


And after I started this retarded idea of taking the shadow on the screen............









EVERYONE WANTED TO BE PART OF IT TOO!


HAHAHHAAA XD


After BCS, we were gong in to the lift, and one selfish person said :


" EHHHH faster close the lift door! don't let anyone come in if not we cannot take picture le! "










That person very selfish hor!

Want to take pic then deprive other people from taking the public lift.

What is this la.


And that selfish person is the one standing right at the right.

(Ehh it rhymes! =D )

In case it's too brain twister for you, i meant, on the extreme right.



Yes it's me.


LOL


But but buttt, i can explain!

There wasn't anyone that was waiting for the lift ma, not like there was and I didn't let them in.

So I'm innocent! =D



Oh, and don't accuse us for wanting to cam-whore and being selfish for standing in front of the vending machines depriving poor hungry souls to purchase their food.


Cos there wasn't anyone there.








Okay la, maybe got. But....

they don't have the hungry-face =x



1K06 people are so fated and bonded and united and fated and, erm, i think i said fated already (zhilin has limited vocabulary)

But ANYWAYS, I just randomly looked down and saw another part of our class!










PS : The one wearing black and white and in the midst of doing some retarded action is...

keiths, our birthday boy! (:

Though you always bully me, but still....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! =)




Hehx.


Oh ya, I bumped into dear-junhui in school today again! XD







FINALLY someone is smiling without showing the teeth!

I'm getting very zibei for not being able to do the colgate smile.

And I'm forever taking picture with the very same expression.


But WHO CARES! HAHAHA ^____^



After that on my way home from bedok interchange, I caught sight of someone familiar from far, and i sprinted towards her~


And poor Jiahui got shocked =S











Haha. So long never see her le.

Also very very very very very very very long never see alot of friends le.

Friends that I've been saying that we'll meet up SOON, but has already been more than half a year..........


Like.....

Yiting.

Valerie.

Yunzhi.

Seowjin.


I think we will still be writing testis for each other saying :

" WE MUST MEET UP SOON YA! "

when we are like.. 60 years old? =/


Then maybe we'd finally meet up one day....

at some taichi class at a park, and after that go to community centre together and have a game of chess =.=


Okay. I think digress until very far. My apologies.

This goes to show how seriously sick I am.

I should stop here (:

-


I can't believe i actually stayed up till 6:28am this morning to write notes for IntHT....


But I still got a feeling that i would screw the test later x[


First ever test of my poly life.


Got Comm Skills test tomorrow.

And.....


Business Computing Skills test on the day after tomorrow.


And and and.................

Mid-semester exam is very very near the corner.

Like...... two weeks from now?


Which means that, i can't work at the IT fair le, i think T.T



AHHH. I was still looking forward to it :(


Never mind...


Studies priority.



No money, can eat grass (:

Crazy, undefined, emotions.


Guess it's just the emo season.


Better end soon.

-


Slept at 4am+ yesterday.. And had to wake up at 7am+ for school.

Only had three pathetic, saddening, hours of sleep.

And needless to say, i was late for school once again.

Took cab to school, and my wallet wanted to shoot me =[

Mms.. today took quite alot of pics (: wheeee~

Shiting and me (:








MSA, Me, MoQi (: (:

Erm.. MoQi's hand.....







Hunny & Me XD



Then me and hunny went to ITAS canteen for lunch.

We had some i-forgot-what's-the-name pasta tingy.









I think you should be able to tell how was the food from the expression on my face.


First time eating it.

I don't think there'll be a second time anyways =/

lolol. k la.. not that bad actually.


Then we went to the library..







Today very cam-whorish. HEHS XD


And outside the library.... a tragedy happened..........

I accidentally stepped on my own toe.

And i was wearing heels, so it was like friggin painful...

And it bled.........

I nearly cried :/







Hope I didn't make your dinner come out.

But at least I made you lose your appetite for supper, help you lose weight leh! XD


Mms... I skipped OB lecture and went to see doc..

Darling took cab down and pei me go see doc..

Luckily it wasn't anything serious.

The line on my toenail that I thought was a crack, was actually my nail polish lining x_x

Thank Goodness.

I really don't want to go through another toe operation again =[

But I somehow got a feeling that something will happen to my toe again soon...

Aiye. Very paranoid ler =/


After see doc.. we went to parkway for dinner.

And.............

While walking inside parkway, i suddenly tripped over sth and my left slipper broke.

First it's my right toe that got stepped by noone other than myself.

Then, i tripped over my left slipper.

Tell me why i exist on Earth again?

Btw, thankyou jasmine and keiths for helping me print notes!

You all are really fantastic classmates! =)

And thankyou Ruth for helping me wipe off the blood on my toe. :x

And thankyou honey for being there for me and sponsoring plaster (:

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★ 100 问答题 ★

(如果是朋友的话就要读完，不然，我就拿枪射你! 哇哈哈 )



1.) 性别: 应该是女的


2.) 出生日期: 我老妈记得比我清楚


3.) 家庭成员: 你要知道这个做什么


4.) 皮肤颜色: 跟你一样喽~ 难道是绿色还是紫色吗?


5.) 身高: 不会很高，比姚明高一点而已啦 >_<


6.) 曾经最难过的时候: 以前


7.) 何时感到最快乐: 被紧紧抱着或牵着的时候


8.) 喜欢的音乐家: 柳芷琳!


9.) 常去的地方: 厕所


10.) 最常在什么时候看电影: 买完票后


11.) 告诉我们你名字的意思: zhi lin = 直零 = straight zeros?? =/


12.) 你是怎样的人: 聪明伶俐，善解人意，人见人爱，乖巧玲珑


13.) 在KTV喜欢唱的歌: 蔡依林，S.H.E，粱静茹，孙燕姿，F.I.R etc etc~


14.) 初恋: 你很 KPO leh


15.) 初吻: 跳~~　


16.) 喜欢的电影: 能让我流泪的，但不是因为后悔看了那部电影而流泪


17.) 喜欢的花: 如花


18.) 喜欢的电视节目: 能让我哈哈大笑, 笑到哮喘病爆发的那种


20.) 喜欢的书: 字典, 我是个好学生, 你不知道吗?


21.) 想去的地方: 火星, 但我还是找不到旅行团


22.) 喜欢的食物: 我是猪 什么都爱吃。 哇哈哈!


23.) 喜欢的水果: 我说了你又不会买给我吃


24.) 喜欢的颜色: 粉红色


25.) 做过最棒的事: 给身边的人微笑


26.) 你最重要的东西: 生命


27.) 想说的话: 希望世界是快乐的


28.) 记得的人:. 我还没失忆，谁都记得


29.) 想到的人: 没想到什么人耶


30.) 如果死掉: 我不想死


31.) 优点: 没什么缺点


32.) 缺点: 没什么优点


33.) 尊敬的人:. 空缺中．．．．


34.) 理想中的生日礼物:. 减肥中心礼券 (本人急需)


37.) 嗜好: 上床。 哈哈，真好笑 -.-


38.) 专长: 哎哟，你要我自己讲自己的专长我哪好意思啊 ><


39.) 习惯: 吃草.


40.)想为心爱的人做什么: 做爱................. 心便当


41.) 希望从心爱的人那里得到的东西:.被需要的感觉


42.) 想与心爱的人一起做的事: 同居


43.) 珍贵的东西: 爱情，亲情，友情。


44.) 喜欢的动物: 狗狗, 松鼠


45.) 你的穿着如何: 朋友都说我很女生


46.) 讨厌的人: 讨人厌的人喽


47.) 何时的我看起来是软弱的: 哭的时候


48.) 纾解压力的方式: 唱歌，听歌，跳舞，找朋友谈心。


49.) 当我伤害某人: 我会很难受


50.) 觉得镜中的自己如何: 美到要喷血


51.) 最后悔的事: 你给我2万块我就跟你说


52.) 想要几个小孩: 173,424,323 个而已


53.) 手机问候语: 我是大美女!


54.) 今天天气如何: 忘记了


55.) 喜欢的数字. 8，18


56.) 酒量: 不喝


57.) 有翘家过吗: 好像没有


59.) 理想中的伴侣: 贴心，温柔，专情，成熟，疼我，了解我


60.) 想对朋友说: 我爱你们


61.) 想吃的东西: 屎


62.) 个性: 难以琢磨


63.) 上洗手间的次数: 谁会去记这种东西啊


64.) 宗教: 基督教 & 睡觉


65.) "给予"或是"得到": 要得到就得给予


66.) 最值得纪念的一天: 18-08-1990 (非常伟大的一天)


67.) 喜欢的衣服款式: 我不是追求名牌的少奶奶


68.) 睡眠时间: 猫头鹰起来的时间


69.) 什么时候会讨厌自己: emo 的时候


70.) 当我发现自己是拥有能让大众信服或热烈拥护的权威或领袖气质时:

哇，那一长串字是什么??


71.) 独自一个人的时候会做什么: 想很多东东


73.) 当你注视别人时会注意哪里: 男生-头发,指甲,肤质。 女生-腿,肚肚 ><


74.) 目前为止对于你的生活: 满意 (:


75.) 对于自己的情结: huh? 情结是啥米?


76.) 喜欢爸爸还是妈妈: 你想挑拨离间是吗


77.) 当你与某人打架: ALA*MSA 会把他/她给解决掉 XD


78.) 有某人不想跟你在一起: 有谁会不想跟我在一起啊??


79.) 如果心爱的人得了重病: 我会崩溃


80.) 如果双亲不喜欢你喜欢的人: 跟他私奔


81.) 做完这份问答后要做什?: 冲凉, 睡觉!


82.) 对于恋人有什么感觉: 费话，当然是爱啦


83.) 绰号: ceiling, chanel...


84.) 现在在你旁边有什么：女鬼........你旁边好像也有..


85.) 想要看的电影: << The Story Of Guanlong and Tigger >>


86.) 印象最深刻的电影: 哎哟,不要问我答案多过8行的问题啦!!


87.) 最常见到的人: 当然是我自己啦 XD 我一天照镜子的次数吓死人~


88.) 喜欢的运动: 嘿咻! (Ya right -___-" ) 跳舞啦~ (:


89.) 现在头发的样子: 不知道... 我去照一下镜子再跟你讲


90.) 真实的自己: 有时自己也搞不懂自己


91.) 你的包包里面有些什么: 钱包lor (我很穷不要打劫我)


92.) 有多少卡: 834，904，756 张


93.)什么时候会感到难过: 难过的时候


94.) 不喜欢的女生类型: 只要你 <3 我, 我也会 <3 你的~~


95.) 不喜欢的人: 好像没有


96.) 想活到几岁: 跟我的老伴儿一样


97.) 如果赢得一百万: 你觉得有可能吗


98.) 推荐的歌: 蔡依林- 心型圈 , 假装 & 倒带


99.) 感言: 谢天谢地这是最后第二道题了


100.) 现在时间： 凌晨 2点12分

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i missed you

i missed having you by my side.....

Everyday i wonder when will i ever have you back.

And tonight, you've finally returned back to me.

.

..

I finally, finallyyy, got my MP4 back!

( and please slap yourself if you got misleaded )


I had a hard time functioning without it :(

Ahhhh. happyness ^^

And another thing that made my day was...

The present that my darling MATEY gave me!

Thankyou yiting!

And sorry for dragging so so long before i collected it from you.

When she passed me the present just now, she said :

"the other time i bought you this because it was for you to hug when you had nothing to hug. But apparently now you don't need it anymore~ "


AHHH. So sooo sweet of her!

Mate, I love you LOADS!

Thank God for friends like you (:

-


Sleepy.

Yesterday slept at 4am+

And woke up at 6am+

I had two long hours of sleep.

I snoozed my alarm from 6:45am all the way till like 7:35am?

Yes, i know i very pro (:

In the end......... I was late for school.

Took cab. UGHH.

There goes my wonderful record of not taking cab since the first day of the week =(

And needless to say, the cab fare is getting ridiculously increasingly expensive these days.

Oh ya....... that keiths really damn 欠扁 laa.

Whole day bluff me one!
And I can see how much joy he is getting from this.

GRR. you better careful hor. I call my ALA*MSA come beat you up then you know arh! LMAO =D


Hmm..

After RHT Lab.. Me, Raudah and kim pon-ed the lessons for the rest of the day =X

2hrs of OB (Oraganisational Behavious) tutorial, and ,
3hrs of BCS ( Business Computing Skills) lab.

I DREAD IT, DREAD IT, DREAD IT.

ESPECIALLY THAT THREE FRIGGIN HOURS OF LAB, IT CAN KILL
(erm, actually not that bad la =/ )

And UGHH, i feel kinda bad for skipping lessons today =x
But I was really very very sleepy.............

Then me and kim went to "see doctor" together......

After the experience i had at the polyclinic today, it made me not want to pon lessons anymore.


Firstly, when we reached, the clinic just nice close for lunch break =S
So we waited for one hour plus for the clinic to open again.

I fell asleep while waiting =/

And after that waiting, there was still alot alot of other waitings.

1) Wait to get the queue number.

2) Wait for queue number to be called to go register.

3) Wait for registration number to be called to go into the doctor's room.

4) Wait for name to be called to pay fees.

5) Wait for name to be called to collect medicine.

And all these waitings added up to like two hours plus.............

I didn't know i had such great patience.

hurhur.


Mms.. then after that i went to TM to walk... alone =x

and i was so damn hungry.

and i had no choice but to eat alone at the foodcourt.......

ughh. i don't mind shopping alone, but i really hate eating alone =((

and yea, after that i underwent the long-time-no-see "depression from lonerism" =.=


I was nodding off in the bus..
Very very sleepy..

I fell asleep at one point, and when i opened my eyes, i was like frantically looking at where the bus was already, and i realised the bus just drove past my stop!

I jumped up of my seat and faster dingdong dingdong the bell.

Mms.. tomorrow lesson starts at 9am and ends at TWELVE!

Cos got CCN day~ Whoohoo! Early dismissal! =D

Nikki! (:

My honey is quite a cooperative camwhore victim. HEHS.






MOQI! Me! Nikki!

Don't you agree that we are just sooooooooooo cute?

Okay, I heard that "NO".... =(





Shiting! Me! Blurred Moqi!

haha~

i don't know why my legs look miraculously horrifying thin in this picture.

I SWEAR I DIDN'T PHOTOSHOP IT!

zomg, i want these legs! x_x






Raudah! My boyfriend (:

I think she got an affair outside cos nowadays i seldom see her around T.T


Anyways, I LOVE MY DARLINGS ^^

Why, why, whyyyyyyyyyyy do we have to change classes EVERY SEMESTER.



No way i'm going anywhere without these people.

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hi world,

guess what?

zhilin was EARLY for school today.

Or rather, she WASN'T late.

zomg...

miraculous miracle.

lesson starts at 9am, and i reached school at like 8:40am?

and part of the credit goes to my hunny, nikki~ (: thanks girl!

And strangely, today one third of the class wore black, and i was one of the blackies xD






My classmates are very cooperative -.-

and i looked like a total retard being the only one posing for the picture.

hurhur.

Ohh, and wondering why the class looks so empty?

It's because we are early!

early early early!

whoohoo. i hardly have a chance to say this word, so let me say it a few more times

early early


early

earlyyy



early early early





EARLYYY.


okay, satisfied =D

How wonderful it feels to be early ^^


Ohh. But today the day didn't start out to be exactly very fantastic.

We got lectured by our course manager from 9:00 - 9:15am

Then the "lecture" session was continued by our careperson from 9:15-9:45am.

Our lecturers feedback that... LRM students are too noisy =/

But the lecturers did mention that there was this bunch of quiet and attentive students sitting in the middle of the LT..

and everyone was like :

" YA, THAT IS OUR CLASS! we sit at the centre one! "

lmaooo -__-"


(>_<) After that i wanted to take pics but everyone said that they were not in the mood to camwhore =( But my darling moqi very cooperative! WAHAA.







And I successfully managed to force another bunch of my darlings to camwhore with me =D






But i don't think i forced them la, see, everyone looks so happy! ^^

(Who knows, they might be cursing me inside them. LOL )




Next...

Photos from OB Lecture~


Me and my hunny, nikki~






Mms. Then after school, i went to slack at the library with our class guys as well as mel & ruth..

Then Ray was trying to educate me about something which i really preferred not to have any knowledge on............

He asked me if i knew :

how did Pinocchio know that his hands were made of wood?

Answer :

Because his hands caught fire.

I didn't get it.

But after that, i was very disgusted when i finally got it.....

This joke was taken from a section of yellow jokes from the LIME magazine..

damn sick la.

erm. it's ok if you don't get it.

do not attempt to try to figure it out, you might only end up getting yourself nauseated.

or maybe for some, excited.

x_x ..........


Ya, fast forward.

Ohh, and just now.

I got shocked once again when i went into the kitchen, for the eight hundredth time............







See it?


In consideration for those cock-eyed indivduals...........






SEE IT NOW??

THE FRIGGIN LIZARD SCARED THE HELL OUT OF MEEEEEEE

I nearly cried la.......

yes, zhlin is very VERY terrified of lizards.

and cockroaches

and

any & every other thing that is namely, an insect.


ARGG.

A random picture that i happened to come across on the net.


Got attracted to the :

" me and you is friends "

Very fantastic english i must say (:


and..

" You jump off a bridge, i'm gonna miss you "


I was still expecting something like..

" you jump off a bridge, i'm gonna jump down too "


But turned out to be... i'm gonna miss you.

ERM.............

Shn't comment any further.

lol.

-
THANKYOU NIKKI for

typing out the answers for NINE pages of lecture notes for me online!!

thank you thank you thank you!

and you are so gonna be my study buddy~

MUHAHAHA XD

-

Didn't go to school yesterday.

Wasn't feeling well.. =(

And I didn't go get MC.. which means that now... i am marked ANOTHER absent(s).

Not like the number of abesents i have is not huge enough =X

Ahh. sheesh sheesh sheesh.

But I went back to school at night for dance audition! =D

zomg.. our school dancers (seniors) are DROPHEAD AWESOME, i swear!

I saw some guys popping and all that. my god la.

i think the girls can dance damn well too. AHHH.

And I really really really really REALLY want to get in!

The kinda dance that they are doing is exactly what i've always wanted to be part of.

Will know the results by this coming wednesday.

I hope i don't cry if i don't see my name on the board =[

Mms..

Saw so many pretty things at bugis just now.

And it really suckssssssss to be $$less.

BOOHOO....

DEAREST MONEY,
WOULD YOU PRETTY PRETTY PLEASEEE DROP DOWN FROM THE SKY.

Ya.... dream on bah. maybe only birdshit.

LOL.

Hmm...

I realised that i'm really very slack.

I'm starting to sense the urgency and the need to start revising my work and being more focused in school.

I NEED TO START GETTING MY ASS DOWN TO THE AIRPORT AND MUGG!

Maybe tomorrow? I hope.... =D

I'd better go sleep soon..

-


I just received a very, very, unique phone call..

And the phone conversation ended with me looking like that :

X___________X||


The scenario was as follows :


Me: Hello

Annonymous: Hello, is this zhilin?

Me: Ya..?

Annonymous: Erm.. I'm calling from Slim Ten and i called to inform you that you have... (laughs) erm, that you have.. won yourself (laughs again)..
a breast enhancement voucher..... (burst out laughing) "

-hung up the phone-

Very.... very... funny..........

In the end, i called back and found out that.......

IT WAS MY BROTHER'S BOLIAO FRIENDS PRANK CALLING ME FROM THEIR ARMY CAMP.........

-___________________________-"


GOODNESS.

I nearly vomitted blood la, and they would be glad to know that their prank call was VERY successful.

And darned, there goes my bust enhancement voucher.

=(


lmao....... *_*

是的。

-


为什么

连一些小细节

我都那么在意


全部闷在里头.....


说出来

只是让自己觉得 - 幼稚



闷啊~

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I was late for school today =x
Late more than 15mins jiu marked as absent le..
And if got more than 3absents than will have exam penalty.

omg... i already got ONE, and it's only the second week of school =/

i really... really... REALLY.....
GOT TO IMPROVE ON MY PUNCTUALITY!!!!

i think this is already the eight millionth time i've said this. ARGG.

Today was another HAHA-day.

During lecture we were practically crapping all the way.

Singing the QOO song, and trying to make an archapella out of it,
but apparently it turned out to be a disaster =.=

We kept talking about alot of lameshit stuff and laugh and laugh
and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh X19204340234435...........


I think we laughed loud enough for the whole lecture theatre to hear us.
LOL.

ALA*MSA is really crazy laaa.

Oh by the way, in case you all are wondering what in the world is ALA*MSA..
it stands for...

Ah Lian Alliance * Melissa Stands Alone.

Long story...........

Basically me, seowpeng and sherine formed the ALA.
Cos our class guys kept calling us lians, so we came up with this crap organisation.
Not that we really are...
LOL.

As for Melissa Stands Alone, it's because melissa REFUSES to join our ALA cos she insists that she's not ahlian.

But in the end, our class guys made her MSA turn out to be....
Melissa Sibei Ahlian.
HAHAHA

lame laa -_-"

Though Mel doesn't want to join ALA but she ally with us!
So we are called ALA*MSA

...

Erm. I know it sounds terribly childish, but, it really brought us alot of joy and laughter! haha (: (:


Ohoh! And Raudah somehow became my boyfriend during lecture! =D

Another long story. erm..

Basically, she was busy smsing, so i wrote on her book :

" raudah ah raudah! stop smsing your bf la! "

And she wrote back on mine :

" Zhilin ah zhilin, Raudah where got bf one?? "

Me :

" Got! Me lor! =D "

Raudah :

" Haha OKAYY!"

Then she proceeded on to write on my book :
"040507 <3 "

and that was what i was ABOUT to write too!
hahaha.

Then I wrote :

" Wait for my flowers on 040607 "

And she wrote :

" BHB! "

Me :

" OKAY LOR, LET'S BREAK UP! "

Raudah :

" We not even one min leh "

i guess.... ours should be the most pathetic relationship one can ever see la...

4 May 07 12:39pm - 4 May 07 12:40pm

But.... I patched with her at 12:41pm =D

HAHAHAH.

Lameshit.


But nah, i already have a very nice bf, don't need another one (:

But..... i think can make an exception for Raudah la! wheeeeee ^^


Mms....

Then just now during our break we all went to Cheers and bought cup noodle to eat for lunch. Cos canteen damn lot of people laaa =x


And I took this photo~







DAMN COOL RIGHT! HAHA ^^





Then we sat down outside cheers there and ate...
We looked like a bunch of refugees. LOL.

Eh.... Yinghui & Kelvin DON'T ACT SHY LAAA, use the cup noodle to cover your face -.-

Ray also... siam until lidat =.=

hahaha.






Me and my darling MOQI! Which is also my darling ALA mate ^^
Oh, i think she looks very pretty in this photo (: (:
On the other hand, i look fabulously shitty! =D

=X


My frinch is still DISASTROUSLY SHORT ARGGGG...


After that, we had THREE hours of lab........
Business Computing Skills.

Omg........... i nearly died there.
It was so soooo cold inside, and the teacher seemed to be talking alien language.

I have to admit that...........

I AM REALLY A COMPUTER IDIOT.

I'm so gonna die

die

die die

die die die

die die die die

die die die die DIEEEEEEE


We learnt some powerpoint stuff today.

Let me show you my masterpiece..........






Luckily we didn't have to hand it up, if not i might take eight years to complete it.

By the way, Zhilin's Official Fanclub only consist of one member.

And i guess there's no need to elaborate any further.


LOL.


And throughout the whole thing we were ALL busy IM-ing each other online...

Damn fun!

I think our lecturers can all go home and cry =D

Mms.. then after school me, laoda, simba, dion and paraparaking, went to Tamp to eat =)

K06 ppl really very ON!

<3 x1000 you all ^___^

After that we went to Toys R Us! lolol.

Shall post the pictures in the next entry~ (:

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I FINALLY GOT MY OWN LAPTOP!!

I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY~~~

Or rather, OVERJOYED!! hahaha.

Okay i know i look very retarded being so enthralled over a laptop, but still......


(: (: (: (: (: (: (: (:

想要给你, 我满满的爱。