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Please read this entry carefully,
to prevent yourself from having a life danger when you open your mouth to laugh.
Yesterday, me and jasmine were on bus 34 to Punggol,
and we were crapping and laughing as usual.
Then suddenly......
An " OIE! " blasted from the back.
It was seriously DAMN loud, i swear.
Me and jasmine nearly died of shock.
We turned back, and saw this aunty staring furiously at us.
And she was like :
" Cheebye. LAUGH WHAT LAUGH. Mind your own business la! "
wth la.......
then i was like asking jasmine " eh, we got talk about her meh? "
And I think we suffered such a big blow that our laughing system went abit haywire =x
Then that woman yelled at us again from the back,
" EH, CHEEBYE, LAUGH WHAT, LAUGH WHAT?!?? BO LAN JIAO AH "
Then I used this very sacarstic voice and said :
" But I really no lan jiao what. Not my fault ma :( "
I tell you ah.......
I seriously wanted to shoot back that woman la,
but then me and jas were scared that the woman would come and attack us.
Plus I was thinking, maybe that woman got mental problem one.
If she really got mental problem, then can't really blame her le ma.
Cos she also can't control herself.
So I decided to just bear with it and let her say whatever she want lor.
And that woman continued displaying her colourful hokkien vocabulary, which actually only comprises of one word, awww. how sad.
After that, got one lady got kinda frightened by that crazy thing, and she shifted seat to the front.
Then she was like saying :
" I think that woman is crazy "
After that that lady got quite worried for us and signalled to us to come to the front to sit too.
So me and jas shifted to the front.
And we were like so scared that the mad woman would chase after us and hit us la.
After we shifted to the front, we saw from the pane reflection that she was talking on the phone.
Then we listened, and heard that the @#%$#^ woman was ...
bitching about us to her friend over the phone.
................
And from this, we can conclude that :
She is not a mental patient.
It's like, usually mental patients would be over there muttering to themselves.
Have you ever seen one that is sane enough to call a friend and bitch about people?
Correction, to bitch about two innocent little kids that were just being happy people and laughing their hearts out?
And thanks to her, me and jas' mood became like feaces, and we lost all our appetite to eat.
And for the first time in our lifes, we felt that laughing is a crime -.-
So.........
Next time before you want to laugh in a bus, (esp if you are in bus 34),
please look around first to check if there is a :
woman that looks like a potential nutcase,
that wears specs,
and looks like a bulldog,
and has a very oily face,
before you allow your laughing system to activate.
Please read this entry carefully,
to prevent yourself from having a life danger when you open your mouth to laugh.
Yesterday, me and jasmine were on bus 34 to Punggol,
and we were crapping and laughing as usual.
Then suddenly......
An " OIE! " blasted from the back.
It was seriously DAMN loud, i swear.
Me and jasmine nearly died of shock.
We turned back, and saw this aunty staring furiously at us.
And she was like :
" Cheebye. LAUGH WHAT LAUGH. Mind your own business la! "
wth la.......
then i was like asking jasmine " eh, we got talk about her meh? "
And I think we suffered such a big blow that our laughing system went abit haywire =x
Then that woman yelled at us again from the back,
" EH, CHEEBYE, LAUGH WHAT, LAUGH WHAT?!?? BO LAN JIAO AH "
Then I used this very sacarstic voice and said :
" But I really no lan jiao what. Not my fault ma :( "
I tell you ah.......
I seriously wanted to shoot back that woman la,
but then me and jas were scared that the woman would come and attack us.
Plus I was thinking, maybe that woman got mental problem one.
If she really got mental problem, then can't really blame her le ma.
Cos she also can't control herself.
So I decided to just bear with it and let her say whatever she want lor.
And that woman continued displaying her colourful hokkien vocabulary, which actually only comprises of one word, awww. how sad.
After that, got one lady got kinda frightened by that crazy thing, and she shifted seat to the front.
Then she was like saying :
" I think that woman is crazy "
After that that lady got quite worried for us and signalled to us to come to the front to sit too.
So me and jas shifted to the front.
And we were like so scared that the mad woman would chase after us and hit us la.
After we shifted to the front, we saw from the pane reflection that she was talking on the phone.
Then we listened, and heard that the @#%$#^ woman was ...
bitching about us to her friend over the phone.
................
And from this, we can conclude that :
She is not a mental patient.
It's like, usually mental patients would be over there muttering to themselves.
Have you ever seen one that is sane enough to call a friend and bitch about people?
Correction, to bitch about two innocent little kids that were just being happy people and laughing their hearts out?
And thanks to her, me and jas' mood became like feaces, and we lost all our appetite to eat.
And for the first time in our lifes, we felt that laughing is a crime -.-
So.........
Next time before you want to laugh in a bus, (esp if you are in bus 34),
please look around first to check if there is a :
woman that looks like a potential nutcase,
that wears specs,
and looks like a bulldog,
and has a very oily face,
before you allow your laughing system to activate.
