-

I nearly vomitted blood when calling the KFC Delivery hotline just now.

The secenario was as follows :

* Hungry me dials the KFC hotline *

" Thank you for calling kfc delivery. *pause* Due to our overwhelming calls *pause* , our telephone operators are all engaged at the moment. *pause* Your call is important to us. *pause* We will be able to attend to you in *pause* six to ten minutes "

I don't know why do they have to make so many pauses in between a statement.

And it is very unconvincing when the recorded operator said that "your call is important to us".

You can try calling and hear that unappealing voice yourself, then you will understand.

And 6-10mins? I'd rather go eat shit than to wait arh.

But in the end i still waited =x

And after 3mins.........

"Thankyou for holding, we will be able to get to you in approximately *pause*, six to ten minutes. "

Okay, so you are telling me that after i have waited for THREE minutes it is STILL six to ten minutes?

Oh wow, wow.

And after waiting for like three years, i finally heard a life human voice.

And that man's voice destroyed my appetite by like 63%.

He sounds like a retard la, seriously.

And towards the back part of the conversation, I confirmed that he is one.

Operator : " So do you want your chicken to be crispy or original? "

Me : " What's the difference between crispy and original? "

Operator : " Okay, if you want crispy, we will deliver to you crispy. If you want orignal, we will deliver to you original. "

Me : " -__- But WHAT's the difference between crispy and original.. "

Operator : " Crispy is like more crispy lor, then original is original. "

At this point of time, i was coughing out blood already.

Me : " Forget it. I want crispy. "

And after that, that man was like asking me :

" And for your two pies right, you want coconut or pineapple flavour? "

Then he added on :

" You can take coconut and pineapple, or coconut and coconut, or pineapple and pineapple, or pineapple and coconut. "

-________________________________-"

*bangs head on wall*

Me : " ........ Coconut AND pineapple -.- "

Operator : " Okay, and i want to tell you something ah. Due to the overwhelming response, you have to wait for one hour thirty minutes, is it okay? "


都已经等那么久了，难道说不吗??#@$!@#!

Ohmymama....What did i do to deserve this.....

T.T

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BCS project is like dued on monday, and i was like asking jayven what am i supposed to do,

and he ask me to go ask kelvin.

So, I went to ask kelvin online.




(click to enlarge)


i thought that kelvin was playing around with me, acting like he don't know what BCS is,
and i was getting pekchek.

(click to enlarge)

It is only till today that i found out that THAT kelvin that i thought was my classmate all along for this three months, is actually some guy from indonesia that added me through friendster.

Oh wow... wow.

Wells, this isn't the first time that such dumb things happened to me ya know.

There have been few other cases where i've been talking to people that i thought was actually another person for like two or three years before i realised that it's the wrong person.

This is just sooo me, so me.

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Today is a very eventful day.

Very, very.

So...

This morning i went to school with kuakua.

And everytime we take 34, something will happen.

Kua, you know i know can already (:

And today's econs lesson was boring, as usual.

So boring that jasmine transformed into a cute little bird~

So boring that we started to trace out random stuff on my notebook,

which somehow ALWAYS happens to lead to a dog.

MicEcons is a good time to bring out the artistic potential within us.

Keiths took my notebook and wrote " Zhilin sucks ".

Then i think raudah went to erase it and write "rocks", and she help me take revenge too (:

HEH XD

Then keiths went to draw my coffin.

I told him to put aircon inside.

And yinghui went to draw keith's tombstone.

And i told him to draw that idiot's tombstone at least 3km away from mine -_-

Okay la, we really very boliao.

But it's not our fault, cos.........

Even the 乖 and smart people of our class also fell asleep =S

And after school, I saw JUNHUI!

And the funny thing is, when i saw her, kua they all were like say saying :

" Take out your camera "

And I'm like, huh why?

Then they say :

" Cos everytime you see her you will want to take picture one, and will write on your blog - today i saw who who who.. "

They understand me so damn well already >_<

Me so shy =x

HAHA.

And they use my camera to cam-whore when i am talking to my dearie! BRR. lol.

Kua and Raudah look terribly spastick.

Especially kua.

Cannot blame her la.. Cos nowadays poly got alot of projects to rush ma..

Then people will 难免 become abit, you know....

Mmm ya... LOL.

Even the slackest student in Temasek Poly, a.k.a, Me, also can't take the stress le..

.....

.............

............................

.....................................................

神啊救救我吧....

i think this photo is like damn artistic, never photoshop or anything, the sky really looked like that. damn cool la ><

Temasek me, Temasek you~ (: (:

After that Kua asked me to pose like i just scored a goal and happily running around with my hands raised.

And it turned out.................

like that.

My goodness.

If parents have difficulty explaining to their child what a retard is,

they can just show them this picture and the kids will understand right away, like really right away.

And as we were happily induldged in our photo-taking session, there were a group of guys watching us from the upstairs of the design block.

After that, one of the guys suddenly shout down,

" 你可以给我你的号码吗 "

And I was like -_- :

" Admin number 可以吗 "

I can't really remember the whole conversation la.

But i remembered i said something like " 妈的.... blahblahblahblah "

The the guy shouted :

" Fuck you la "

I also don't know why he suddenly said that.

First time got people ask number, ask until quarrel one. LOL.

But it was damn funny la. hahaa.

Kua snapped a picture of that guy then we faster ran off. LOL.

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Update updates! (:

Yesterday was a rather eventful day~

碰到很多熟人!

And there are loads of pictures from yesterday. hehx (:


So...
Yesterday was the Commskills project deadline.

And everybody was like last minute chiong-ing everything~

Thankyou raudah and jasmine for helping us to complete! =)

Oh ya, i was in the same com lab as my senior joel and i didn't even realised. lol.

Then after that, my cousin, yongyong, smsed me, and told me that.............

He just witnessed a suicide case at Clementi mrt =x

Omg la. Someone went to jump down to the mrt tracks and got banged by the train. ARG.

Thank goodness i have not witnessed such cases in my life yet.

I'd seriously be damn traumatised and the Mass Rapid Transport would definitely be out of my transport mode list.

I really do hope that people can learn to cherish their lives and stop attempting suicide.

I am appealing to those emo teens to think twice before they want to jump down a building/mrt track.

Because do you know that your silly actions will cause things such as a Commskills report on Teenage Suicide for poor poly students to arise?

Okay, just joking. JOKING AH. Don't go suicide hor.

But yesterday i nearly wanted to suicide.

Cos zhen asked me to exchange shoes with her again.

Cos her high heels made her feet very pain,. so she went to pass the torture baton to me =x

And being the oh-so-nice-and-helpful classmate (duh), i lent her my comfy slippers and took her painful heels.


However........

I exchanged shoes with keiths again, cos i really couldn't balance in zhen's heels.

So... he lent me his shoes, (for the 2nd time) and wore socks only.

Be my classmate very poor thing one =D

And i realised that our kuakua bakua has the potential to be super chio too!

Take a look for yourself man.

She's the one on the right.

And I really have to admit that my hairband can do wonders! HAHA.

And another classmate of mine also has hidden feminine potential in him her too.

When i turned back to look, i realised that keiths has secretly went to put on zhen's heels on his own.

LMAO.

But socks + heels = disaster man.

After that i decided to return poor keiths his shoes and i wore zhen's heels back.

And both of my last toes' skin got worn out.

PAINPAIN! v_v

See what the heels done to me and zhen's last toe =(

Toilet gathering! =)

Kim's red party/chinese new year blouse is very UNIQUE! LOL. (:

After that, we went for a National Education Talk, and we got LOA for BCS lesson.

At first i was still very happy that we got to skip that 3hrs of boring lessons of lab.

But after half an hour of sitting in the auditorium,

I am even willing to pay $10 to let me go for BCS lesson than stay inside there.

Omg la. It's like so damn boring, plus the reception in there sucks.

Want to send out one sms also have to try like seven/eight times before can send out =x

Then the minister of somethingsomething was like asking :

" Who is here because they were asked to come? "

I looked back in anticipation to see the whole auditorium raise their hands >_<

And in the midst of the honest souls that raised their hands, i spotted Jun.

LOL. Then I faster go sms him.

Then we bitched alot about the speakers etc etc. So fun la! haha (:

I missed that 三八姐妹 of mine, as well as those days in 3G/4G.

And i also spotted tunliang sitting at the second row in front, as well as brenda, who was like sitting one metre away from me.

Seems like as though it's some ex-AHS gathering like that. lol.

Then after the darned talk was finally over, i took a bus with jas and zhen.

On the bus there was this man that somehow makes me strongly feel that he's that hamcheepeng face woman's husband. LOL.

-

I was so so late for inHT tutorial today, and i had no choice but to ride a CABbage carraige to school again. ( Like what's new -.- )

I guess it's needless to mention how poor i became after the luxurious cab ride, and that's not the main thing anyway.

The THING is.........

If I reach after 9:15am, i would be marked absent.

And I COULDN'T AFFORD TO BE MARKED ANOTHER ABSENT because I already have two.

One more absent, and my inHT will be ungraded =x

So, I RAAAAAAAAAAAAN all the way to class,
like some auntie chiong-ing to a MEGA 大减价 -.-

And when I stepped into the class, my teacher siokkia was like :

" 9:16am. Late by one minute "

And I was like :

" Uhh.. But according to my handphone, the time is just nice 9:15 leh. "

Then the class was like :

" Whoa.. NICE ONE "

*thankyou thankyou*

And in the end.. the kind and understanding and young and beautiful siokkia gave me a chance and let me pass through~

thank goddddd (: (:

Then after lesson, we went to do our respective stuff first, then we met up again at TM to have lunch together~

And I realised that we are really becoming very regular patrons of Pizza Hut.

I think we deserve a Royalty Member Card or something.

HEH.

And we took lotsssssssssss of pictures today!

Whoohoo! XD

We were doing the see no evil, hear no evil tingy.

And I don't really know what was i doing.

Come to look at it, I can't figure out what category i belong to -.-

The knife below zhen's nose somehow looks like a neat row of moustache.

And raudah put the two spoons at her eyes there make her look like a.. erm..

What is 苍蝇 in english?

the expression on kuakua's face very cute! =D

Hmm. Can tell that they got faithfully brush their teeth everyday.

Cos all their teeth all very white >_<

Raudah was posing like she want to use the plate to hit my head and give me CON-KAA-SION.

Then when the picture came out, they were like saying :

" Your expression is supposed to be like 痛苦 one instead of smiling like that -.- "

LOL.

But what to do?

那是我拿不掉的完美招牌笑容啊 XD

Aww. don't you want to slap me? HAHA.

Okay......

After that jasmine took alot of candid shots of me.

And I look retarded in most of the pictures =)

I somehow think i look like a cat in this picture. lol.

Ohmygod i think i look sooo cute! Right right right??

You can't object anyway.

Cos this is MY BLOG.

WAHAHAHAA


爽!

爽!!!

Zhen looks like she wants to laugh and like she's going to spit out her drink anytime =x

And raudah must be messaging her AHEM. haha (:

Toilet party~ ^__^

Here got three girls, which do you think is the prettiest?

(a) ZHILIN

(b) ZHILIN

(c) still ZHILIN

(d) None of the above
( This option has been proven to be non-applicable. )

Ohmygod MEINU!!!!

AHHHHHHAHHAHAHA SO FUNN NOONE CAN OBJECT COS THIS IS MY BLOG, MYYYY BLOG! =DD

siao -.-

I took this pic for jasmine they all.

Jasmine took this pic for me they all.

okay. like wth is me they all. -.-

I mean us.

And notice the DIFFERENCE in the outcome of the pics.

I can't help but to admit that my photography skills is like so much better.

LOL. JUST JOKING JASMINE, PLEASE DON'T DON'T FRIEND ME =DDD

After that Kim made her grand arrival here (:

I think her fashion statement rocks.

I can't think of a caption for this picture....

lol. okay. that shall be my caption (:

I LOVE THEM.

<33333

But i'm so sorry i'm not going to join you all for LRM sports day tomorrow =P

I would appreciate if you all don't come calling me saying about HOW FUN it has been.

haha. just joking (:

But please don't call me.

LOL.

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I couldn't wake up this morning :x

Don't know why i'm damn tired these days..

And I took a CABbage to school.

Very cheap. $8.90.. ONLY.

I can go eat shit le.


RHT lesson was like.. i'd-rather-die-than-be-there.

And as usual my SPSS sheet is almost close to blank =D

But at least i did something for Commskills, so i don't feel like such a baaad student after all (:

K la, actually today not very eventful.

So I shall just talk about random things.

Like...

I don't know why these days so many accidents have happened/keep happening.

kuakua's friend's cousin jumped off the building and died last night.

And keith's coach's brother somehow died too.

And not long ago, this band member from J3 or sth comitted suicide too.

Then today, i FINALLY saw my dear junhui!

At the school bus stop there, and I RAAAAAN towards her~ haha.

And and and... her feet was bandaged up :X

omg. this really is karma man.

And yesterday zhen and kim were still over there saying :

Life is very unpredictable.

So everyone must really take very good care of themselves and the people around them okie? (:
Hmm..

Wifey went to thailand for choir competition with her school this morning.

I hope she has a safe and pleasant trip! (:

Oh ya, it's Yinghui's birthday today.

Happy birthday Yinghui!

Okok, i think if i continue blogging about random stuff i can never end :/

Will update again if there is something for me to update about (duh -.- )

Everyone TAKE CARE!

PS : "七月" 要来了..... hohoho.

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I'M FINALLY HERE TO UPDATE! ^^

So...

Yesterday me, jas and zhen went down to TM to coduct our Commskills survey.

And it was very awkward as our survey's topic is about teenage pregnancy (pre-marital sex).

Then me and jas keep aiming people to ask.

We were like : " eh, that two that two. they SURE did it before one "

HAHA. Damn funny.


Then there was this angmoh boy that skipped/sprinted past us twice.

And he was like " I'M SO SCARED, I'M SO SCARED! "

Also don't know what he is scared about -.-


After that we encountered one guy that gave interestingly UNIQUE answers.

Like..

Question : What protection do you think teenagers should use when they engage in sexual activities?

His answer : Sunblock

Me : " lol -.- "

Him : " Cos maybe they do it in the beach what "

Me : " OKAY.... So would you like to state what SPF should they use? "

And I nearly vomitted blood when i saw another of his answer.


Question : What are the reasons do you think that teenagers engage in sexual activities?

His answer : Hungry.

-____-"

And I crushed his survey paper and threw it on his face.

Ya right.

I wished.

Then after that when i went home, my contact lens was like so friggin dry and i wanted to faster go take it out.

And I had such a PLEASANT surprise to find out that there is only three awesome drops of contact lens solution left.

I am so thankful for such a nice brother who actually saved three precious drops for me.

SO THANKFUL.

Eh thanks la.

Okay long story, so skip.

And I wanted to scream at my nuthead bro, but...........

We ended up bursting out laughing.

omg i think we are crazy.............

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Today, MIRACULOUSLY, our whole clique went for lecture.

Ohmygod kuakua attended lecture.

Ohmygod zhen attended lecture.

Ohmygod kim attended lecture.

OHMYGOD ZHILIN ATTENDED LECTURE.

That was like the second lecture I've attended since school reopened till now.

And I'm starting to feel damn rotten about my study attitude.

Since sec 1 till now, always playplayplay and don't know what's going on in class, then everytime also last minute chiong for exams.

Just now in lecture I was talking to Kim about it, and she was like :

" Oh my god, you sound exactly like me "

=x

We really need to start saving ourselves girl (:

Any nice souls out there offer to help us on what we've missed out? =DD

Hmm. And oh yes.

Today, Commskills class only got EIGHT people.

The rest of the class went to help out in some event.

We stepped into the class at 3:55pm, and we stepped out at 4pm.

Darshan just talked to us awhile about our project then dismissed us le.

I have to say that, this is the BEST commskills lesson ever (:

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LRM Sports Day this Sat.

And I can't believe I actually signed up for street soccer. omg.

Having ice kachang feet now =x

-


Many many pictures from today! Or rather, yesterday~ haha.






aww. i look so reliant on kimmy kimmy kim ><

random spaz-ism (:

I don't know how keiths managed to snap a picture of me looking like this -.-

I look like a rabbit that has stroke =x

taken in the lift~

so unique. hehx ^^

.

.

.

And you've gotta agree with me that emo kids should be shot.

-

I had a very amusing conversation with Jun/mylonglost38jiemei/thehacker/hismom


raidmyminibar says:
HI!

raidmyminibar says:
=D*

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
wow

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
are u in a very good mood?

raidmyminibar says:
not VERY.

raidmyminibar says:
but i've learnt to be nice. LOL

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
whoa. who's that noble person that imparted tt skill to you?

raidmyminibar says:
LOL

raidmyminibar says:
so. 有何贵干 ?

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
just tot tt i shud catch wif my good old fren

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
is tt a gd enuf reason to tok to you?

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
lol

raidmyminibar says:
LOL

raidmyminibar says:
good enough. =D

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
great!

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
i took 3months to come up with this excuse before i plucked up my courage to tok to u!

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
LOL

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
=.=

raidmyminibar says:
ROFL

raidmyminibar says:
so really la!

raidmyminibar says:
what's up! xD

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
omg

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
u dont sound like a jun

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
are u jun?

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
or are u some hacker? omg omg

raidmyminibar says:
no, i'm his mother.

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
AUNTIE NI HAO

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
NI HAI JI DE WO MA

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
WO SHI SHANG SHANG SHANG NIAN

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
NI ER ZI SHENG RI DE SHI HOU

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
LAI NI MEN JIA DE NA WEI DA MEI NU

raidmyminibar says:
ORH

raidmyminibar says:
NA GE AHH

raidmyminibar says:
NA GE CAO SI REN DE NU REN AH!

raidmyminibar says:
><

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
BU SHI BU SHI

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
NA GE SHI XIAO JUN

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
WO SHI NA GE CAO SI REN DE NU REN DE PANG BIAN NA WEI

raidmyminibar says:
LOL

raidmyminibar says:
let seow jin see you DIE.

raidmyminibar says:
LOL

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
LET HER SEE THEN LET HER SEE LOR

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
LOL


PS : Just for entertainment purpose. No offence arh siewkun. LOL.

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I am so bored that I.........



1) Wanted to go to the dentist and get all my teeth extracted

2) Wanted to take out my Ten Year Series and study for 'O' Levels all over again.

3) Wanted to trace out how dinosaurs got extincted.

4) Wanted to seek some companion from my baby brother.


I chose option 4.

And I regretted.


The scenario was as follows :

My baby brother was at the living room watching Stuart Little,
and I went over to talk to him.


Me : Yuanyuan~

Him : jiejie! where have you been?

Me : I was just over there talking on the phone? -.-

Him : *pointing to tv* MICKEY MOUSE!

Me : No yuanyuan, that one is Stuart little.

Him : MICKEY MOUSE!!!

Me : Stuart little!

-Ok let's just skip this part, cos it's just countless repetitions of MICKEY MOUSE! & STUART LITTLE!-

Then I asked him :

Me : Yuanyuan, jiejie or stuart little cuter?

Him : (without thinking) STUART LITTLE!

Me : ........... Yuanyuan? You mean jiejie right?

Him : No, Stuart little!

-And I threw him down the window-

LOL no la =x

....

After that I asked him :

Me : Yuanyuan, then jiejie pretty or not?

Him : Yes

Me : *overjoyed* WHY??

Him : Because you can wear a hat

Me : huh ...

I couldn't get what he was saying for the rest of the conversation le.

And I don't see the link about the hat and me..... -___-"

But...


I've decided that....

I'm gonna buy my brother a new toy car and ask him the same question again =D

-


Yesterday was Ray's birthday~

And our class wrote Happy Birthday on the transparency and flashed it up during MicEcons~








I think this idea very unique! haha (:

Happy Birthday Ray!

Can see that it was a pleasant surprise for him~

Ohh. And Kim's colgate smile very nice~ haha

After that we got back our Econs paper.

I passed. But it's like border line pass only =x

And Keiths thought that I was very sad over my results..

Then he threw me a piece of tissue paper,

for me to wipe my tears.

LOL NO LA.

At first i thought he just anyhow throw tissue at me one.

After that he walk past and ask me to open.

It was a note la~

Very nice of him (:

I like that last sentence best. LOL.

The other time he was like telling me after dance :

"Actually the whole class thinks that you are smart, just that you are very blur"

o.O

Where got whole class la please.

But still, it was very comforting. hehx x)

-


Here are some random pictures I snapped in class on Monday~

Thankyou Raudah for being so participative (:

Keiths, don't pretend to stretch, I know you are trying to siam my cam! aha!

Yinghui, don't act shy leh~ lol XD

Hmm.. I wonder who is Ray looking at.......

Hello, I am here.

& Nikki, you don't have to wear yellow to show that you are my honey. LOL.

b-l-i-n-k-i-n-g . . .

Dion with his new bag~

Zhen and Jas - playing scissors paper stone.







* PIAK *

Aww. Poor kuakua x[

Another random shot~

Keiths, you see la, you move your hand then distort shiting's face!

BRR. lol.

Mitchell asked me to take a pic of him.

Thankyou for being so participative! =D

But change a pose next time ya.

This pose like abit........ noone use le?

LOL.

And I was trying to protect my M&M brain with my book,

cos Zhen kept hitting my head from behind..

Can tell I already got 6.03% of concussion, from that baichi expression on my face.

concession concession CONCUSSION -___-"

Look at how hardworking my group is.

Yea right.

They are busy drooling over hot babes la!

When would they ever learn to look straight, at the one right in front of them... T.T


ok sorry.


After that me, nikki, jas and zhen decided to go KBOX~

And nikki and jas were trying to imitate my zhaopai action on the bus.......... -.-

You all are almost there (:

But I do still the CUTEST! muahahaha XD

I forgot what we were laughing about =x

I think is cos the man at the side participated in our photo taking session in the previous photo =x

The man can't be bothered to look anymore.

And throughout the whole bus journey to AMK, we kept waving to passerbys and it was damn funny XD

So one day if you are walking on the streets, and suddenly a bunch of lunatics start waving frantically to you from the bus...

That's us.

We had fun singing~

But the part where they kept cutting off my Wo Huai Nian De........ wasn't x[

-

I nearly vomitted blood when calling the KFC Delivery hotline just now.

The secenario was as follows :

* Hungry me dials the KFC hotline *

" Thank you for calling kfc delivery. *pause* Due to our overwhelming calls *pause* , our telephone operators are all engaged at the moment. *pause* Your call is important to us. *pause* We will be able to attend to you in *pause* six to ten minutes "

I don't know why do they have to make so many pauses in between a statement.

And it is very unconvincing when the recorded operator said that "your call is important to us".

You can try calling and hear that unappealing voice yourself, then you will understand.

And 6-10mins? I'd rather go eat shit than to wait arh.

But in the end i still waited =x

And after 3mins.........

"Thankyou for holding, we will be able to get to you in approximately *pause*, six to ten minutes. "

Okay, so you are telling me that after i have waited for THREE minutes it is STILL six to ten minutes?

Oh wow, wow.

And after waiting for like three years, i finally heard a life human voice.

And that man's voice destroyed my appetite by like 63%.

He sounds like a retard la, seriously.

And towards the back part of the conversation, I confirmed that he is one.

Operator : " So do you want your chicken to be crispy or original? "

Me : " What's the difference between crispy and original? "

Operator : " Okay, if you want crispy, we will deliver to you crispy. If you want orignal, we will deliver to you original. "

Me : " -__- But WHAT's the difference between crispy and original.. "

Operator : " Crispy is like more crispy lor, then original is original. "

At this point of time, i was coughing out blood already.

Me : " Forget it. I want crispy. "

And after that, that man was like asking me :

" And for your two pies right, you want coconut or pineapple flavour? "

Then he added on :

" You can take coconut and pineapple, or coconut and coconut, or pineapple and pineapple, or pineapple and coconut. "

-________________________________-"

*bangs head on wall*

Me : " ........ Coconut AND pineapple -.- "

Operator : " Okay, and i want to tell you something ah. Due to the overwhelming response, you have to wait for one hour thirty minutes, is it okay? "


都已经等那么久了，难道说不吗??#@$!@#!

Ohmymama....What did i do to deserve this.....

T.T

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BCS project is like dued on monday, and i was like asking jayven what am i supposed to do,

and he ask me to go ask kelvin.

So, I went to ask kelvin online.




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i thought that kelvin was playing around with me, acting like he don't know what BCS is,
and i was getting pekchek.

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It is only till today that i found out that THAT kelvin that i thought was my classmate all along for this three months, is actually some guy from indonesia that added me through friendster.

Oh wow... wow.

Wells, this isn't the first time that such dumb things happened to me ya know.

There have been few other cases where i've been talking to people that i thought was actually another person for like two or three years before i realised that it's the wrong person.

This is just sooo me, so me.

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Today is a very eventful day.

Very, very.

So...

This morning i went to school with kuakua.

And everytime we take 34, something will happen.

Kua, you know i know can already (:

And today's econs lesson was boring, as usual.

So boring that jasmine transformed into a cute little bird~

So boring that we started to trace out random stuff on my notebook,

which somehow ALWAYS happens to lead to a dog.

MicEcons is a good time to bring out the artistic potential within us.

Keiths took my notebook and wrote " Zhilin sucks ".

Then i think raudah went to erase it and write "rocks", and she help me take revenge too (:

HEH XD

Then keiths went to draw my coffin.

I told him to put aircon inside.

And yinghui went to draw keith's tombstone.

And i told him to draw that idiot's tombstone at least 3km away from mine -_-

Okay la, we really very boliao.

But it's not our fault, cos.........

Even the 乖 and smart people of our class also fell asleep =S

And after school, I saw JUNHUI!

And the funny thing is, when i saw her, kua they all were like say saying :

" Take out your camera "

And I'm like, huh why?

Then they say :

" Cos everytime you see her you will want to take picture one, and will write on your blog - today i saw who who who.. "

They understand me so damn well already >_<

Me so shy =x

HAHA.

And they use my camera to cam-whore when i am talking to my dearie! BRR. lol.

Kua and Raudah look terribly spastick.

Especially kua.

Cannot blame her la.. Cos nowadays poly got alot of projects to rush ma..

Then people will 难免 become abit, you know....

Mmm ya... LOL.

Even the slackest student in Temasek Poly, a.k.a, Me, also can't take the stress le..

.....

.............

............................

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神啊救救我吧....

i think this photo is like damn artistic, never photoshop or anything, the sky really looked like that. damn cool la ><

Temasek me, Temasek you~ (: (:

After that Kua asked me to pose like i just scored a goal and happily running around with my hands raised.

And it turned out.................

like that.

My goodness.

If parents have difficulty explaining to their child what a retard is,

they can just show them this picture and the kids will understand right away, like really right away.

And as we were happily induldged in our photo-taking session, there were a group of guys watching us from the upstairs of the design block.

After that, one of the guys suddenly shout down,

" 你可以给我你的号码吗 "

And I was like -_- :

" Admin number 可以吗 "

I can't really remember the whole conversation la.

But i remembered i said something like " 妈的.... blahblahblahblah "

The the guy shouted :

" Fuck you la "

I also don't know why he suddenly said that.

First time got people ask number, ask until quarrel one. LOL.

But it was damn funny la. hahaa.

Kua snapped a picture of that guy then we faster ran off. LOL.

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Update updates! (:

Yesterday was a rather eventful day~

碰到很多熟人!

And there are loads of pictures from yesterday. hehx (:


So...
Yesterday was the Commskills project deadline.

And everybody was like last minute chiong-ing everything~

Thankyou raudah and jasmine for helping us to complete! =)

Oh ya, i was in the same com lab as my senior joel and i didn't even realised. lol.

Then after that, my cousin, yongyong, smsed me, and told me that.............

He just witnessed a suicide case at Clementi mrt =x

Omg la. Someone went to jump down to the mrt tracks and got banged by the train. ARG.

Thank goodness i have not witnessed such cases in my life yet.

I'd seriously be damn traumatised and the Mass Rapid Transport would definitely be out of my transport mode list.

I really do hope that people can learn to cherish their lives and stop attempting suicide.

I am appealing to those emo teens to think twice before they want to jump down a building/mrt track.

Because do you know that your silly actions will cause things such as a Commskills report on Teenage Suicide for poor poly students to arise?

Okay, just joking. JOKING AH. Don't go suicide hor.

But yesterday i nearly wanted to suicide.

Cos zhen asked me to exchange shoes with her again.

Cos her high heels made her feet very pain,. so she went to pass the torture baton to me =x

And being the oh-so-nice-and-helpful classmate (duh), i lent her my comfy slippers and took her painful heels.


However........

I exchanged shoes with keiths again, cos i really couldn't balance in zhen's heels.

So... he lent me his shoes, (for the 2nd time) and wore socks only.

Be my classmate very poor thing one =D

And i realised that our kuakua bakua has the potential to be super chio too!

Take a look for yourself man.

She's the one on the right.

And I really have to admit that my hairband can do wonders! HAHA.

And another classmate of mine also has hidden feminine potential in him her too.

When i turned back to look, i realised that keiths has secretly went to put on zhen's heels on his own.

LMAO.

But socks + heels = disaster man.

After that i decided to return poor keiths his shoes and i wore zhen's heels back.

And both of my last toes' skin got worn out.

PAINPAIN! v_v

See what the heels done to me and zhen's last toe =(

Toilet gathering! =)

Kim's red party/chinese new year blouse is very UNIQUE! LOL. (:

After that, we went for a National Education Talk, and we got LOA for BCS lesson.

At first i was still very happy that we got to skip that 3hrs of boring lessons of lab.

But after half an hour of sitting in the auditorium,

I am even willing to pay $10 to let me go for BCS lesson than stay inside there.

Omg la. It's like so damn boring, plus the reception in there sucks.

Want to send out one sms also have to try like seven/eight times before can send out =x

Then the minister of somethingsomething was like asking :

" Who is here because they were asked to come? "

I looked back in anticipation to see the whole auditorium raise their hands >_<

And in the midst of the honest souls that raised their hands, i spotted Jun.

LOL. Then I faster go sms him.

Then we bitched alot about the speakers etc etc. So fun la! haha (:

I missed that 三八姐妹 of mine, as well as those days in 3G/4G.

And i also spotted tunliang sitting at the second row in front, as well as brenda, who was like sitting one metre away from me.

Seems like as though it's some ex-AHS gathering like that. lol.

Then after the darned talk was finally over, i took a bus with jas and zhen.

On the bus there was this man that somehow makes me strongly feel that he's that hamcheepeng face woman's husband. LOL.

-

I was so so late for inHT tutorial today, and i had no choice but to ride a CABbage carraige to school again. ( Like what's new -.- )

I guess it's needless to mention how poor i became after the luxurious cab ride, and that's not the main thing anyway.

The THING is.........

If I reach after 9:15am, i would be marked absent.

And I COULDN'T AFFORD TO BE MARKED ANOTHER ABSENT because I already have two.

One more absent, and my inHT will be ungraded =x

So, I RAAAAAAAAAAAAN all the way to class,
like some auntie chiong-ing to a MEGA 大减价 -.-

And when I stepped into the class, my teacher siokkia was like :

" 9:16am. Late by one minute "

And I was like :

" Uhh.. But according to my handphone, the time is just nice 9:15 leh. "

Then the class was like :

" Whoa.. NICE ONE "

*thankyou thankyou*

And in the end.. the kind and understanding and young and beautiful siokkia gave me a chance and let me pass through~

thank goddddd (: (:

Then after lesson, we went to do our respective stuff first, then we met up again at TM to have lunch together~

And I realised that we are really becoming very regular patrons of Pizza Hut.

I think we deserve a Royalty Member Card or something.

HEH.

And we took lotsssssssssss of pictures today!

Whoohoo! XD

We were doing the see no evil, hear no evil tingy.

And I don't really know what was i doing.

Come to look at it, I can't figure out what category i belong to -.-

The knife below zhen's nose somehow looks like a neat row of moustache.

And raudah put the two spoons at her eyes there make her look like a.. erm..

What is 苍蝇 in english?

the expression on kuakua's face very cute! =D

Hmm. Can tell that they got faithfully brush their teeth everyday.

Cos all their teeth all very white >_<

Raudah was posing like she want to use the plate to hit my head and give me CON-KAA-SION.

Then when the picture came out, they were like saying :

" Your expression is supposed to be like 痛苦 one instead of smiling like that -.- "

LOL.

But what to do?

那是我拿不掉的完美招牌笑容啊 XD

Aww. don't you want to slap me? HAHA.

Okay......

After that jasmine took alot of candid shots of me.

And I look retarded in most of the pictures =)

I somehow think i look like a cat in this picture. lol.

Ohmygod i think i look sooo cute! Right right right??

You can't object anyway.

Cos this is MY BLOG.

WAHAHAHAA


爽!

爽!!!

Zhen looks like she wants to laugh and like she's going to spit out her drink anytime =x

And raudah must be messaging her AHEM. haha (:

Toilet party~ ^__^

Here got three girls, which do you think is the prettiest?

(a) ZHILIN

(b) ZHILIN

(c) still ZHILIN

(d) None of the above
( This option has been proven to be non-applicable. )

Ohmygod MEINU!!!!

AHHHHHHAHHAHAHA SO FUNN NOONE CAN OBJECT COS THIS IS MY BLOG, MYYYY BLOG! =DD

siao -.-

I took this pic for jasmine they all.

Jasmine took this pic for me they all.

okay. like wth is me they all. -.-

I mean us.

And notice the DIFFERENCE in the outcome of the pics.

I can't help but to admit that my photography skills is like so much better.

LOL. JUST JOKING JASMINE, PLEASE DON'T DON'T FRIEND ME =DDD

After that Kim made her grand arrival here (:

I think her fashion statement rocks.

I can't think of a caption for this picture....

lol. okay. that shall be my caption (:

I LOVE THEM.

<33333

But i'm so sorry i'm not going to join you all for LRM sports day tomorrow =P

I would appreciate if you all don't come calling me saying about HOW FUN it has been.

haha. just joking (:

But please don't call me.

LOL.

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I couldn't wake up this morning :x

Don't know why i'm damn tired these days..

And I took a CABbage to school.

Very cheap. $8.90.. ONLY.

I can go eat shit le.


RHT lesson was like.. i'd-rather-die-than-be-there.

And as usual my SPSS sheet is almost close to blank =D

But at least i did something for Commskills, so i don't feel like such a baaad student after all (:

K la, actually today not very eventful.

So I shall just talk about random things.

Like...

I don't know why these days so many accidents have happened/keep happening.

kuakua's friend's cousin jumped off the building and died last night.

And keith's coach's brother somehow died too.

And not long ago, this band member from J3 or sth comitted suicide too.

Then today, i FINALLY saw my dear junhui!

At the school bus stop there, and I RAAAAAN towards her~ haha.

And and and... her feet was bandaged up :X

omg. this really is karma man.

And yesterday zhen and kim were still over there saying :

Life is very unpredictable.

So everyone must really take very good care of themselves and the people around them okie? (:
Hmm..

Wifey went to thailand for choir competition with her school this morning.

I hope she has a safe and pleasant trip! (:

Oh ya, it's Yinghui's birthday today.

Happy birthday Yinghui!

Okok, i think if i continue blogging about random stuff i can never end :/

Will update again if there is something for me to update about (duh -.- )

Everyone TAKE CARE!

PS : "七月" 要来了..... hohoho.

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I'M FINALLY HERE TO UPDATE! ^^

So...

Yesterday me, jas and zhen went down to TM to coduct our Commskills survey.

And it was very awkward as our survey's topic is about teenage pregnancy (pre-marital sex).

Then me and jas keep aiming people to ask.

We were like : " eh, that two that two. they SURE did it before one "

HAHA. Damn funny.


Then there was this angmoh boy that skipped/sprinted past us twice.

And he was like " I'M SO SCARED, I'M SO SCARED! "

Also don't know what he is scared about -.-


After that we encountered one guy that gave interestingly UNIQUE answers.

Like..

Question : What protection do you think teenagers should use when they engage in sexual activities?

His answer : Sunblock

Me : " lol -.- "

Him : " Cos maybe they do it in the beach what "

Me : " OKAY.... So would you like to state what SPF should they use? "

And I nearly vomitted blood when i saw another of his answer.


Question : What are the reasons do you think that teenagers engage in sexual activities?

His answer : Hungry.

-____-"

And I crushed his survey paper and threw it on his face.

Ya right.

I wished.

Then after that when i went home, my contact lens was like so friggin dry and i wanted to faster go take it out.

And I had such a PLEASANT surprise to find out that there is only three awesome drops of contact lens solution left.

I am so thankful for such a nice brother who actually saved three precious drops for me.

SO THANKFUL.

Eh thanks la.

Okay long story, so skip.

And I wanted to scream at my nuthead bro, but...........

We ended up bursting out laughing.

omg i think we are crazy.............

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Today, MIRACULOUSLY, our whole clique went for lecture.

Ohmygod kuakua attended lecture.

Ohmygod zhen attended lecture.

Ohmygod kim attended lecture.

OHMYGOD ZHILIN ATTENDED LECTURE.

That was like the second lecture I've attended since school reopened till now.

And I'm starting to feel damn rotten about my study attitude.

Since sec 1 till now, always playplayplay and don't know what's going on in class, then everytime also last minute chiong for exams.

Just now in lecture I was talking to Kim about it, and she was like :

" Oh my god, you sound exactly like me "

=x

We really need to start saving ourselves girl (:

Any nice souls out there offer to help us on what we've missed out? =DD

Hmm. And oh yes.

Today, Commskills class only got EIGHT people.

The rest of the class went to help out in some event.

We stepped into the class at 3:55pm, and we stepped out at 4pm.

Darshan just talked to us awhile about our project then dismissed us le.

I have to say that, this is the BEST commskills lesson ever (:

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LRM Sports Day this Sat.

And I can't believe I actually signed up for street soccer. omg.

Having ice kachang feet now =x

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Many many pictures from today! Or rather, yesterday~ haha.






aww. i look so reliant on kimmy kimmy kim ><

random spaz-ism (:

I don't know how keiths managed to snap a picture of me looking like this -.-

I look like a rabbit that has stroke =x

taken in the lift~

so unique. hehx ^^

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.

.

And you've gotta agree with me that emo kids should be shot.

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I had a very amusing conversation with Jun/mylonglost38jiemei/thehacker/hismom


raidmyminibar says:
HI!

raidmyminibar says:
=D*

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
wow

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
are u in a very good mood?

raidmyminibar says:
not VERY.

raidmyminibar says:
but i've learnt to be nice. LOL

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
whoa. who's that noble person that imparted tt skill to you?

raidmyminibar says:
LOL

raidmyminibar says:
so. 有何贵干 ?

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
just tot tt i shud catch wif my good old fren

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
is tt a gd enuf reason to tok to you?

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
lol

raidmyminibar says:
LOL

raidmyminibar says:
good enough. =D

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
great!

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
i took 3months to come up with this excuse before i plucked up my courage to tok to u!

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
LOL

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
=.=

raidmyminibar says:
ROFL

raidmyminibar says:
so really la!

raidmyminibar says:
what's up! xD

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
omg

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
u dont sound like a jun

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
are u jun?

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
or are u some hacker? omg omg

raidmyminibar says:
no, i'm his mother.

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
AUNTIE NI HAO

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
NI HAI JI DE WO MA

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
WO SHI SHANG SHANG SHANG NIAN

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
NI ER ZI SHENG RI DE SHI HOU

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
LAI NI MEN JIA DE NA WEI DA MEI NU

raidmyminibar says:
ORH

raidmyminibar says:
NA GE AHH

raidmyminibar says:
NA GE CAO SI REN DE NU REN AH!

raidmyminibar says:
><

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
BU SHI BU SHI

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
NA GE SHI XIAO JUN

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
WO SHI NA GE CAO SI REN DE NU REN DE PANG BIAN NA WEI

raidmyminibar says:
LOL

raidmyminibar says:
let seow jin see you DIE.

raidmyminibar says:
LOL

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
LET HER SEE THEN LET HER SEE LOR

ZHILIN ♀ men. says:
LOL


PS : Just for entertainment purpose. No offence arh siewkun. LOL.

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I am so bored that I.........



1) Wanted to go to the dentist and get all my teeth extracted

2) Wanted to take out my Ten Year Series and study for 'O' Levels all over again.

3) Wanted to trace out how dinosaurs got extincted.

4) Wanted to seek some companion from my baby brother.


I chose option 4.

And I regretted.


The scenario was as follows :

My baby brother was at the living room watching Stuart Little,
and I went over to talk to him.


Me : Yuanyuan~

Him : jiejie! where have you been?

Me : I was just over there talking on the phone? -.-

Him : *pointing to tv* MICKEY MOUSE!

Me : No yuanyuan, that one is Stuart little.

Him : MICKEY MOUSE!!!

Me : Stuart little!

-Ok let's just skip this part, cos it's just countless repetitions of MICKEY MOUSE! & STUART LITTLE!-

Then I asked him :

Me : Yuanyuan, jiejie or stuart little cuter?

Him : (without thinking) STUART LITTLE!

Me : ........... Yuanyuan? You mean jiejie right?

Him : No, Stuart little!

-And I threw him down the window-

LOL no la =x

....

After that I asked him :

Me : Yuanyuan, then jiejie pretty or not?

Him : Yes

Me : *overjoyed* WHY??

Him : Because you can wear a hat

Me : huh ...

I couldn't get what he was saying for the rest of the conversation le.

And I don't see the link about the hat and me..... -___-"

But...


I've decided that....

I'm gonna buy my brother a new toy car and ask him the same question again =D

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Yesterday was Ray's birthday~

And our class wrote Happy Birthday on the transparency and flashed it up during MicEcons~








I think this idea very unique! haha (:

Happy Birthday Ray!

Can see that it was a pleasant surprise for him~

Ohh. And Kim's colgate smile very nice~ haha

After that we got back our Econs paper.

I passed. But it's like border line pass only =x

And Keiths thought that I was very sad over my results..

Then he threw me a piece of tissue paper,

for me to wipe my tears.

LOL NO LA.

At first i thought he just anyhow throw tissue at me one.

After that he walk past and ask me to open.

It was a note la~

Very nice of him (:

I like that last sentence best. LOL.

The other time he was like telling me after dance :

"Actually the whole class thinks that you are smart, just that you are very blur"

o.O

Where got whole class la please.

But still, it was very comforting. hehx x)

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Here are some random pictures I snapped in class on Monday~

Thankyou Raudah for being so participative (:

Keiths, don't pretend to stretch, I know you are trying to siam my cam! aha!

Yinghui, don't act shy leh~ lol XD

Hmm.. I wonder who is Ray looking at.......

Hello, I am here.

& Nikki, you don't have to wear yellow to show that you are my honey. LOL.

b-l-i-n-k-i-n-g . . .

Dion with his new bag~

Zhen and Jas - playing scissors paper stone.







* PIAK *

Aww. Poor kuakua x[

Another random shot~

Keiths, you see la, you move your hand then distort shiting's face!

BRR. lol.

Mitchell asked me to take a pic of him.

Thankyou for being so participative! =D

But change a pose next time ya.

This pose like abit........ noone use le?

LOL.

And I was trying to protect my M&M brain with my book,

cos Zhen kept hitting my head from behind..

Can tell I already got 6.03% of concussion, from that baichi expression on my face.

concession concession CONCUSSION -___-"

Look at how hardworking my group is.

Yea right.

They are busy drooling over hot babes la!

When would they ever learn to look straight, at the one right in front of them... T.T


ok sorry.


After that me, nikki, jas and zhen decided to go KBOX~

And nikki and jas were trying to imitate my zhaopai action on the bus.......... -.-

You all are almost there (:

But I do still the CUTEST! muahahaha XD

I forgot what we were laughing about =x

I think is cos the man at the side participated in our photo taking session in the previous photo =x

The man can't be bothered to look anymore.

And throughout the whole bus journey to AMK, we kept waving to passerbys and it was damn funny XD

So one day if you are walking on the streets, and suddenly a bunch of lunatics start waving frantically to you from the bus...

That's us.

We had fun singing~

But the part where they kept cutting off my Wo Huai Nian De........ wasn't x[