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YOU'VE GOTTA AGREE WITH ME THAT KITTIES ARE SO SOOOOO ADORABLE!!

New-borned kittens are so soo...... OHHHMYGOD.

They look like hamsters! So cute right!! ^__^

Don't ever buy a carpet like that if you have a cat of this kind of fur.

If not you step on the cat you also don't know =x

MORE KITTENS!!

I need to get a cat, now, NOWWWWW!!!

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When cats are sad, they really look very sad =(

And i didn't know that cats could actually tear....

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Warning : If you happen to see your face in this entry, you can go jump down a river.


I received a message from some guy on friendster today..






Check out my reply.... =D

I know i might sound like some sacarstic biatch, but, i really can't stand despos.

In specific, i can't stand despos that aim for girls even though they already know that the girl is attached.

And thanks to that guy, it inspired me to pick out the Top 5 most entertaining/hilarious/memoriable messages that i've received on friendster ever since i started using friendster on year 2005.

I'll start from the bottom yea (:

PS : You can click the pictures to enlarge if you belong to the slightly blinder group =)

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In 5th place, we shall not laugh at.........

This guy is so memoriable because he was actually some guy that kept staring at me at the airport mac on one of the days which i was studying for O levels there.

Despite me constantly showing him the DO-YOU-KNOW-THAT-YOU-LOOKING-AT-ME-MAKES-ME-SICK face, he still continues looking and smiling at me.

And the next morning when i logged-on to my friendster, i saw that message.

I don't know how the hell he managed to find me... It is so sooo freaky...... =x

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In 4th place, we shall not laugh at.........

I just found the " oOps, am i asking alot of qns? i tink i better =X.. kEke.. " very gay.........

But thanks to his gayness, he got himself the 4th place (:

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In 3rd place, we shall not laugh at.......

First time see people want to make friends until so poor thing...

Want to feel sad for that guy, but i still can't help wanting to laugh. LOL.

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In 2nd place, we shall not laugh at.........

What in the world is keep on smile-n dat pretty face of yours?

And why do you hope to smile me later?

And i can't help but wanting to laugh at this act-seh sentence :

Rock on take care peace out and have a nice day

-.-

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And FINALLY...........

THE WINNER OF IT ALL.............

I am sure there's no need for me to explain this one.

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Today. Is. Such. An. Eventful. Day.

If i were to blog about everything, i think it's gonna take you around 8 weeks to read finish, so, i shall just talk about the more interesting stuff =)

Today is supposed to be the dateline to submit the forms and the $500 deposit for the hongkong trip.

And apparently me and zhen forgot to bring, so we had to go all the way home and back to school again to give to the teacher-in-charge, by 3pm.

And after i took the required stuff from home and was on the bus to bedok interchange, some random person suddenly talked to me.........

Woman : 小姐，我女儿说你很美。

Me : ... HUH ?

Woman : 她说hor, 她很喜欢你的身材。

Me : *__* ............ HUH......... 没有啦!

Woman : 你很苗条leh，我就是要她像你一样lor

Me : 没有啦，我很肥，穿衣服看不出la......

And suddenly a woman standing beside me jutt into the conversation and said :

" 小姐，你很瘦，真的，不要去减肥那些啦。"


Woman : 你这样子很美。我现在hor, 就是要带我女儿去跑步lor.. 她太肥了啦..

And the conversation continued with the mother repeating her point over and over again, while i was like over there smiling so widely that my face nearly cracked.

THAT REALLY MADE MY DAY MAN. HAHAHAA =D

Though I'm aware that i'm NOT slim/skinny, but..........

我在胖子的世界是瘦的。

但我在瘦子的世界是胖的.....

But still, i feel so honoured to be an inspiration to an overweight kid to exercise and slim down, AH.. (:

Okay anyways, guess what?

After me and zhen took all the trouble to go back home to get the form and money and travel all the way back to school again, the teacher told us that the capacity is full already and we would have to be on the waiting list.......

Like wth la.......

We were supposedly assured of a place in the trip le la.. Then now like that -.-

Zzz. Monday she'll call us back again to confirm if got vacancy for us to join the group or not..

Okay so I went for my tuition session later on.

And as usual, my kid cheated throughout the whole 听写...

She thinks that i don't know that she is trying to see through the page to look at the words at the back.

But i decided to be nice and pretend that i don't know.

Omg, why didn't i get such tuition teachers when i was young?

Then after that, I went to parkway for facial~

I haven't had facial for half a year already, and my complexion is getting damn out of hand =(

And for the next part of the entry, you're gonna see lotsa As and Bs.

They represent the two respective beauticians that were attending to me..

Scene 1

A : 哇，你complexion很糟糕leh，快要没有救了啦! 我看你需要换到那个$1000+ 的 package.. 你回家叫你妈妈仔细看看你脸...

B : Aiyoo，你都已经帮她把脸弄到那么干净了, 她妈妈当然觉得没有什么la..

A: 早知道应该随便挤一两个就可以了hor?


Scene 2

A: 你平时有化妆啊? 其实化妆对皮肤不好leh...

B: Aiyoo，你不应该跟她讲不要化妆... 这样子她的毛孔就会越来越大，这样才会来找我们ma，我们才有生意做...


Scene 3

A: 那个面膜你为什么要帮她放那么多ah? 你跟她是什么关系huh? 这样子我们会亏本leh..

-___-

Scene 4

A: 其实你满美的leh..

B: 你不可以这样讲她，等一下她haolian ah!


Scene 5

A: 芷琳啊， 等一下我帮你做双眼皮，你做了肯定很美的

*___*

Then she help me apply a layer of liquid mask, and went out of the room first while waiting for my mask to harden...

Then suddenly a man that sounded very gay was like saying to my beautician :

" EH 你要帮她做双眼皮啊? 我也要我也要! 帮我弄leh "

Then she and the other beautician went to help him do....

After that, he was complaining that it was very pain and something went into his eye blah blah.

And halfway, he was like screaming on how ugly it turned out to be, and the two beauticians were over there laughing their asses off.

They laughed so hard that i was starting to get worried if they would suddenly die halfway from an asthma attack.

And while they were happily laughing and laughing, they totally forgot that they still had a customer lying in the adjacent room, aka, ME, with the mask on her face for FOURTY MINUTES already.

I nearly died there. The mask already harden until i felt that when they come to peel it out later, a layer of my skin will come out with the mask too -.-

And the worse part was, i found their conversation so interesting that i was over there laughing to myself, which resulted in some of the liquid of the mask seeping into my eyes, and some, into my mouth.

And after like eight years, those two woman finally remembered my existance and came back to the room to help me wipe off the mask.

After that they wanted to help me to do the temporary double eye lid thing le, and i expressed my fear on not wanting to go blind under their hands.

They asked me is it because i heard their conversation with that guy just now, and i said yes.

Then they went back to that guy's room....

And the next thing i heard was :

Gay man : WAH，我突然间觉得我的眼睛很好看leh，越看越好看! 为什么会这样子ah!

Ohh? I'm SO convinced you know.

I am really very tempted to sign them up for the 新传媒儿童戏剧班 for the upcoming holidays la..

-________________-"

Hurr...... I really don't know what to feel towards that two beauticians... -.-

I miss Esther, the nice girl that has been doing facial for me all along.

The new staff are kinda.... weird? =x

Even though i can tell that they are trying to be lame, but... erm. you know.

And thanks to their stupid lameness, it made me laugh at the wrong times and swallowed liquid masks -.-

BLAHHH...

What a day! -.-

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Yesterday was our dear classmate, SEOWPENG's birthday~ (:

And after lecture(omg yes, i went for lect), they went outside and prepared her surprise~







惊讶的 seowpeng~

1K06 singing Happy Birthday song~

Don't you think that in this picture it looks like fans crowding around a superstar in a airport or sth? LOL.

She's one of the first good friends that i made in TP~ MOQI! (:

Hmm, and exam are around the corner le.. =x

Really gotta start studying le.

My darlings zhen and kua,
我们一起加油吧!

I know you all are smart people (:





... 假人好假

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This is perhaps the 803th time where i reached school at the wrong time.

OH WOW.

So here is your little loner friend, sitting alone in the school's library com lab, typing this entry like as though it's her will.

I happily reached school at 9:40am, still being very glad that i was early for the 10am lesson.

But not as glad when i called kua and realised that lesson starts at 11am today.

ha... ha. hahaha. haha.


Wells, i'm thankful for this opportuinity to be able to update my blog.. (:

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I'm just gonna post up random pictures.

Ohh how i love randomness (:




This is the longest/biggest neckace I've ever seen.






It's my pleasure to let Jacky Chan kick my head (:

I don't know why but it has became a habit for me to take picture before i eat.

Spaz...

I can fly!!! I bet you can't, noob.

=D

We got this for free -.- The sponsors are really very generous..







LALALAAA

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INHT PRESENTATION YESTERDAY.

Everyone was so sooo nervous la.

And i think angelin was so nervous that when she was stating the examples, she said " car and car " haha (:

I wasn't any better la.

My " clean and green" became " crean and gleen ".

My goodness.

And when i wanted to end my speech, i was like :

" And now i shall pass on to the time to............. "

Guess what. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHO IS THE NEXT SPEAKER IN MY GROUP LA.

Then i was like looking over to my group and everyone was mouthing something but i just could not make out what they were mouthing.

So in the end, i just anyhow say :

" I shall pass on the time to.... Ni-mitchell "

I wanted to say nikki, but then realised that it should be mitchell. HAA.

So paiseh la -.-

After that we took ALOT of pictures~ XD








I bet those CEOs or GMs out there are DYING to employ us.

HAHAHAHAHAA.

I have no idea why there is something that resembles a lily fower on my. erm. sacred part.

It is so damn hard to find covered shoes that can fit my feet la.

I went to plaza sing, people's park, vivo city, and back to plaza sing again before i managed to get a darned shoe.

Search until damn pekchek la.

The doctor should have just friggin helped me bind my feet when he took me out from my mama's stomach.

BAAAAH. I hate my sized 9/10 gigantic feet =(

And the ahma shoes were so uncomfortable, wear until my feet damn pain =(

Okay so, after the presentation yesterday, almost like half of the class went to cine together.

After that me, zhen and kim watched Disturbia together and it was kind of freaky but nice (:

And i'm so sorry to those that i pangsehed yesterday............... =(

I WANT TO WATCH SECRETS AND 881!!

=)

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Today.... ....

The UFM1003 crew came over to TP to hold an audition looking for new potential DJs.

Then me and jas went to sign up for fun lol.

After that during MicEcons break we went down to take a look at how the audition was going..

And there was this guy contestant that kept saying that he is very 搞笑 and all that when apparently he looks like some 超正经的书呆子。

Okay...........

Before that i was thinking... If i were to go up the stage and they ask me to say a cold joke, what should i say?

And i came up with my very own original version.........

Mother said to her kids:

" 从这一刻开始，谁再说粗话的话就要罚款两块。"

Mom walks into kitchen and sees maid cleaning the floor.

Mom exclaims :

"哇，她抹得很干净! "

Got it?

Try reading it out aloud to yourself....

For those slow, hopeless, souls that still don't get it..

他妈的.

LOL.

And yea, that woman is my mom.

That scenario took place when i was in primary school, but it was so funny that i remembered it till now. lol.

But IN THE END..........

Me and jas didn't go for the audition. Cos we didn't feel like it =S

Instead, we were at the toilet having an eye-liner party~

After that we went to the libary and carried out our pia-BCS session.

But apparently given our pattern, we ended up talk cock sing song play mahjong la. LOL.

And after that kim called me and told me she got me a tution assignment~

Starting next tuesday~

omg i'm so damn looking forward to it la! =DD

It's a phillipines little girl, and i think phillipine kids are SO CUTE, right kim? x)

HEH.

And tomorrow got bcs and commskills test...........

They can play my death anthem in the school tomorrow man.

OKAY I NEED TO GO STUDY NOW BYEBYE!!!

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OMG.

So many days never update le,

i wonder how many singapore citizens have died already.


我想要在此向那些死者的家属们深深地献上我的歉意。

请接受我这非常假的三鞠躬。

Okay, back to what i was saying.

Ehh no. I don't think i was even saying anything in the first place.

Okay ya whatever -__-

Apparently i can't be bothered to blog about what happened for the past few days, but i don't want more people to die, so i am going to update about a few of the more significant things that happened la. heh (:

So..........

Me and zhen went to kbox yesterday..

And we so heng meet until a waiter that was very/exceptionally nice to us.

It's like, we called for refill of tidbits like every 20mins, and we told the guy that we don't like to eat the peanut and some other thingy, and he actually helped us to pick out all the nuts before he served us la....

After that when we called for refill again, it was a female that came in, and when we said that we don't want the nuts all that too, her response was like totally different from the guy's one la.

She said that the tidbits all mix together already.. So can't help us take out the nuts one by one..

BUT HOW COME THE GUY CAN DO IT FOR US LEH.

Hmmm... okay....

Then after that, me and zhen were like freezing cold inside the kbox room, and the guy waiter OFFERED to give us a free drink.

And we had a cup of hot milo each FOR FREE =DD

Omg, thou shall not let thy aunty side show.

Haha, then after that he came in to give us the bill, then we were like joking :

" What if we not enough money leh? "

And the waiter said...

" Then i help you all pay "

*_*


I still remembered a few years back, when i came to kbox with yiting, two guy waiters also behaved a little odd towards us..

After that, one of them came in and said :

" 小姐，我的朋友想认识你们leh, 可以写下你们的电话号码吗? "

-________-"

kns. i don't know why i always kna this kind of rubbish. hurr.

Ya, anyway, i really think that the aircon in kbox 不是给人吹的，是来冻鸡的。

It's so damn bloody cold that i nearly thought that me and zhen are going to become jack and rose la.


Titanic -.-

And the waiter was like asking :

" 要我拿围巾给你吗? "

And I was like :

" 你们有没有冬装啊? "

hurrrrrrrrr.

And you know usually when you go kbox, 5mins before your time is up, will got people come
tell you last song le.

But then we sang until 15mins over the time that we are supposed to leave, still nobody come and chase us out leh.

I think even if we stay there and continue singing for another 3 months also noone will come in and ask us to leave la.

And i'm so glad that i've finally got my friggin kbox after craving for it for like one month.

& it was fun singing with zhen (:

Heh, ya... Then after that i went to meet wenqin, and pei him chat for the whole night.

And he treat me to stingray leh~ hoho XD

I really hope things will be fine for him soon, he feels like a little brother to me, somehow (:


Okay, that should be all for yesterday..

I shall start a new entry and blog about today~ hohoho

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Okay I'm bored.

So I decided to do some research on the topic :

Things To Do With Your Partner On A Date Night.

And this is what i found from a angmoh site:


WINTER ( Sorry, we only got heat-stroke weather here in singapore )

1. Take a drive to look at the Christmas decorations.
( Firstly, we don't have a car. Secondly, my anniversary is today, not 146 days later )


2. Play cards---perhaps strip poker.
( What in the world is that? )


3. Watch a movie together.
( NOW GOT NO NEW NICE MOVIE LA )


4. Go outside and have a snowball fight.
( After i go outside, i still have to take a plane before i can have a snowball fight you know )


5. Get some finger paints and create your own body art with each other as your canvass.
( Omg, are you sick in the mind or what? )


6. Go sleigh riding.
( That is if homer is willing to lend us his sleigh la)


7. Go ice skating.
( I might break the ice)


8. Work out or exercise together.


9. Stage your own improvisation show.


10. Sing to each other.
( I think it will somehow affect our relationship)


11. Review or create a photo album or scrapbook of your memories together.


12. Play a board game---perhaps chess, Scrabble or Twister.
( Thank god monopoly is not mentioned )


13. Go to a book store, get coffee and read for hours.



SPRING

14. Work on a remodeling project together.


15. Plan and complete a yard work project together.
( You can get more boring than that )


16. Do the spring cleaning together---room by room. When done, reward yourself by making
love in the room you’ve cleaned.
( Omg.......... Darling, you pretend you never see this okay? =x )


17. Put on old clothes and mud wrestle after some drenching rain.
( Are you crazy or what? )


18. Give each other a massage.
( YES YESSS, LEG MASSAGE!! )


19. Play catch---football, baseball, softball or Frisbee.


20. Go to a car dealer and test drive the car of your dreams.
( I don't want our 3month anniversary to end up as our death anniversary)


21. Shoot basketball together.
( People 丢球, I 丢脸... :x )


22. Dance together.
( hahaha so fun! )


23. Take a shower together and wash each other---everywhere.
( MORE FUN!!! HAHAHAAA..... -__-" )


24. Take a free adult education class together.
( Erm.... We don't need it yet )


25. Go to a mall and have a contest to see which one of you can get the most free samples.
( No need to go also know it's me. Aunties are very good in this kind of thing one okay )


26. Go rollerblading or bike riding.


SUMMER ( Yesss, finally something that is applicable to singapore! )


27. Build a campfire and roast marshmallows.
( No, no...)


28. Go swimming or skinny dipping.


29. Give each other a manicure or pedicure.



30. Go somewhere crowded to people watch.
( I love to observe people and human behaviour )


31. Go to a free outdoor event, perhaps a concert.


32. Lie on a blanket outside and watch the clouds or stars.
( More like, lie on a blanket outside and get run over by cars )


33. Go on a picnic.


34. Watch a fireworks display.
( Cool. But which museum do I go to see the fireworks display? )


35. Be creative and engage in sexual role plays. Be anyone you’d like to be for the night who is
also exciting for your partner.

( I'm sorry, but me and my partner are not as horny as you and your partner alright)


36. Sit by the water somewhere.
( And do what? Count the number of tadpoles in the pond? )


37. Do a prolonged strip tease for each other.
( haha, you are so funny man, SO FUNNY. )


38. Have a water balloon fight.
( Can we have a parang fight instead? )


39. Sit outside and read poetry to each other.
( That is the most interesting activity i've ever heard of, thanks )



FALL

40. Go for a drive together.
( I already told you i don't have a car -.- )


41. Go window shopping.
( We don't lack of windows. )


42. Incorporate food into your love making---chocolate syrup, whipped cream, fondue,
strawberries---anything you and your partner enjoy.
( No comments )


43. Call or write to someone you haven’t had contact with in a while.
( Hmm ya, it's been long since I chatted with Bill Gates on the phone.. )


44. Cook something together.
( Like what? 生米煮成熟饭? )


45. Spend an evening just talking with each other. Talk about the things you have done, plans you have for the future, important people in your lives or current events.


46. Take a bubble bath together.
( Waste water..)

47. Go to a free movie or museum.


48. Take a drive and find the potential in old houses and their properties.
( I'm telling you for the last time, WE DON'T HAVE A CAR. )


49. Create an imaginary story together---either orally or in written form.
( You so childish )


50. Take turns being each other’s genie in a bottle by fulfilling your partner’s every wish and
fantasy.
( I don't mind, but the thing is, i can't even fit into the bottle =( )


51. Play in the fallen leaves.


52. Create an exciting scavenger hunt that ends in your bed.
( Ya ya, almost all of the activities that you suggest always ends up in the bed -__- )


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And so in the end, this article is like so totally irrelevant and unhelpful la.

WASTE MY TIME.

And to think that i even blogged about it. omg. lol.

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YOU'VE GOTTA AGREE WITH ME THAT KITTIES ARE SO SOOOOO ADORABLE!!

New-borned kittens are so soo...... OHHHMYGOD.

They look like hamsters! So cute right!! ^__^

Don't ever buy a carpet like that if you have a cat of this kind of fur.

If not you step on the cat you also don't know =x

MORE KITTENS!!

I need to get a cat, now, NOWWWWW!!!

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When cats are sad, they really look very sad =(

And i didn't know that cats could actually tear....

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Warning : If you happen to see your face in this entry, you can go jump down a river.


I received a message from some guy on friendster today..






Check out my reply.... =D

I know i might sound like some sacarstic biatch, but, i really can't stand despos.

In specific, i can't stand despos that aim for girls even though they already know that the girl is attached.

And thanks to that guy, it inspired me to pick out the Top 5 most entertaining/hilarious/memoriable messages that i've received on friendster ever since i started using friendster on year 2005.

I'll start from the bottom yea (:

PS : You can click the pictures to enlarge if you belong to the slightly blinder group =)

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In 5th place, we shall not laugh at.........

This guy is so memoriable because he was actually some guy that kept staring at me at the airport mac on one of the days which i was studying for O levels there.

Despite me constantly showing him the DO-YOU-KNOW-THAT-YOU-LOOKING-AT-ME-MAKES-ME-SICK face, he still continues looking and smiling at me.

And the next morning when i logged-on to my friendster, i saw that message.

I don't know how the hell he managed to find me... It is so sooo freaky...... =x

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In 4th place, we shall not laugh at.........

I just found the " oOps, am i asking alot of qns? i tink i better =X.. kEke.. " very gay.........

But thanks to his gayness, he got himself the 4th place (:

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In 3rd place, we shall not laugh at.......

First time see people want to make friends until so poor thing...

Want to feel sad for that guy, but i still can't help wanting to laugh. LOL.

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In 2nd place, we shall not laugh at.........

What in the world is keep on smile-n dat pretty face of yours?

And why do you hope to smile me later?

And i can't help but wanting to laugh at this act-seh sentence :

Rock on take care peace out and have a nice day

-.-

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And FINALLY...........

THE WINNER OF IT ALL.............

I am sure there's no need for me to explain this one.

-

Today. Is. Such. An. Eventful. Day.

If i were to blog about everything, i think it's gonna take you around 8 weeks to read finish, so, i shall just talk about the more interesting stuff =)

Today is supposed to be the dateline to submit the forms and the $500 deposit for the hongkong trip.

And apparently me and zhen forgot to bring, so we had to go all the way home and back to school again to give to the teacher-in-charge, by 3pm.

And after i took the required stuff from home and was on the bus to bedok interchange, some random person suddenly talked to me.........

Woman : 小姐，我女儿说你很美。

Me : ... HUH ?

Woman : 她说hor, 她很喜欢你的身材。

Me : *__* ............ HUH......... 没有啦!

Woman : 你很苗条leh，我就是要她像你一样lor

Me : 没有啦，我很肥，穿衣服看不出la......

And suddenly a woman standing beside me jutt into the conversation and said :

" 小姐，你很瘦，真的，不要去减肥那些啦。"


Woman : 你这样子很美。我现在hor, 就是要带我女儿去跑步lor.. 她太肥了啦..

And the conversation continued with the mother repeating her point over and over again, while i was like over there smiling so widely that my face nearly cracked.

THAT REALLY MADE MY DAY MAN. HAHAHAA =D

Though I'm aware that i'm NOT slim/skinny, but..........

我在胖子的世界是瘦的。

但我在瘦子的世界是胖的.....

But still, i feel so honoured to be an inspiration to an overweight kid to exercise and slim down, AH.. (:

Okay anyways, guess what?

After me and zhen took all the trouble to go back home to get the form and money and travel all the way back to school again, the teacher told us that the capacity is full already and we would have to be on the waiting list.......

Like wth la.......

We were supposedly assured of a place in the trip le la.. Then now like that -.-

Zzz. Monday she'll call us back again to confirm if got vacancy for us to join the group or not..

Okay so I went for my tuition session later on.

And as usual, my kid cheated throughout the whole 听写...

She thinks that i don't know that she is trying to see through the page to look at the words at the back.

But i decided to be nice and pretend that i don't know.

Omg, why didn't i get such tuition teachers when i was young?

Then after that, I went to parkway for facial~

I haven't had facial for half a year already, and my complexion is getting damn out of hand =(

And for the next part of the entry, you're gonna see lotsa As and Bs.

They represent the two respective beauticians that were attending to me..

Scene 1

A : 哇，你complexion很糟糕leh，快要没有救了啦! 我看你需要换到那个$1000+ 的 package.. 你回家叫你妈妈仔细看看你脸...

B : Aiyoo，你都已经帮她把脸弄到那么干净了, 她妈妈当然觉得没有什么la..

A: 早知道应该随便挤一两个就可以了hor?


Scene 2

A: 你平时有化妆啊? 其实化妆对皮肤不好leh...

B: Aiyoo，你不应该跟她讲不要化妆... 这样子她的毛孔就会越来越大，这样才会来找我们ma，我们才有生意做...


Scene 3

A: 那个面膜你为什么要帮她放那么多ah? 你跟她是什么关系huh? 这样子我们会亏本leh..

-___-

Scene 4

A: 其实你满美的leh..

B: 你不可以这样讲她，等一下她haolian ah!


Scene 5

A: 芷琳啊， 等一下我帮你做双眼皮，你做了肯定很美的

*___*

Then she help me apply a layer of liquid mask, and went out of the room first while waiting for my mask to harden...

Then suddenly a man that sounded very gay was like saying to my beautician :

" EH 你要帮她做双眼皮啊? 我也要我也要! 帮我弄leh "

Then she and the other beautician went to help him do....

After that, he was complaining that it was very pain and something went into his eye blah blah.

And halfway, he was like screaming on how ugly it turned out to be, and the two beauticians were over there laughing their asses off.

They laughed so hard that i was starting to get worried if they would suddenly die halfway from an asthma attack.

And while they were happily laughing and laughing, they totally forgot that they still had a customer lying in the adjacent room, aka, ME, with the mask on her face for FOURTY MINUTES already.

I nearly died there. The mask already harden until i felt that when they come to peel it out later, a layer of my skin will come out with the mask too -.-

And the worse part was, i found their conversation so interesting that i was over there laughing to myself, which resulted in some of the liquid of the mask seeping into my eyes, and some, into my mouth.

And after like eight years, those two woman finally remembered my existance and came back to the room to help me wipe off the mask.

After that they wanted to help me to do the temporary double eye lid thing le, and i expressed my fear on not wanting to go blind under their hands.

They asked me is it because i heard their conversation with that guy just now, and i said yes.

Then they went back to that guy's room....

And the next thing i heard was :

Gay man : WAH，我突然间觉得我的眼睛很好看leh，越看越好看! 为什么会这样子ah!

Ohh? I'm SO convinced you know.

I am really very tempted to sign them up for the 新传媒儿童戏剧班 for the upcoming holidays la..

-________________-"

Hurr...... I really don't know what to feel towards that two beauticians... -.-

I miss Esther, the nice girl that has been doing facial for me all along.

The new staff are kinda.... weird? =x

Even though i can tell that they are trying to be lame, but... erm. you know.

And thanks to their stupid lameness, it made me laugh at the wrong times and swallowed liquid masks -.-

BLAHHH...

What a day! -.-

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Yesterday was our dear classmate, SEOWPENG's birthday~ (:

And after lecture(omg yes, i went for lect), they went outside and prepared her surprise~







惊讶的 seowpeng~

1K06 singing Happy Birthday song~

Don't you think that in this picture it looks like fans crowding around a superstar in a airport or sth? LOL.

She's one of the first good friends that i made in TP~ MOQI! (:

Hmm, and exam are around the corner le.. =x

Really gotta start studying le.

My darlings zhen and kua,
我们一起加油吧!

I know you all are smart people (:





... 假人好假

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This is perhaps the 803th time where i reached school at the wrong time.

OH WOW.

So here is your little loner friend, sitting alone in the school's library com lab, typing this entry like as though it's her will.

I happily reached school at 9:40am, still being very glad that i was early for the 10am lesson.

But not as glad when i called kua and realised that lesson starts at 11am today.

ha... ha. hahaha. haha.


Wells, i'm thankful for this opportuinity to be able to update my blog.. (:

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I'm just gonna post up random pictures.

Ohh how i love randomness (:




This is the longest/biggest neckace I've ever seen.






It's my pleasure to let Jacky Chan kick my head (:

I don't know why but it has became a habit for me to take picture before i eat.

Spaz...

I can fly!!! I bet you can't, noob.

=D

We got this for free -.- The sponsors are really very generous..







LALALAAA

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INHT PRESENTATION YESTERDAY.

Everyone was so sooo nervous la.

And i think angelin was so nervous that when she was stating the examples, she said " car and car " haha (:

I wasn't any better la.

My " clean and green" became " crean and gleen ".

My goodness.

And when i wanted to end my speech, i was like :

" And now i shall pass on to the time to............. "

Guess what. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHO IS THE NEXT SPEAKER IN MY GROUP LA.

Then i was like looking over to my group and everyone was mouthing something but i just could not make out what they were mouthing.

So in the end, i just anyhow say :

" I shall pass on the time to.... Ni-mitchell "

I wanted to say nikki, but then realised that it should be mitchell. HAA.

So paiseh la -.-

After that we took ALOT of pictures~ XD








I bet those CEOs or GMs out there are DYING to employ us.

HAHAHAHAHAA.

I have no idea why there is something that resembles a lily fower on my. erm. sacred part.

It is so damn hard to find covered shoes that can fit my feet la.

I went to plaza sing, people's park, vivo city, and back to plaza sing again before i managed to get a darned shoe.

Search until damn pekchek la.

The doctor should have just friggin helped me bind my feet when he took me out from my mama's stomach.

BAAAAH. I hate my sized 9/10 gigantic feet =(

And the ahma shoes were so uncomfortable, wear until my feet damn pain =(

Okay so, after the presentation yesterday, almost like half of the class went to cine together.

After that me, zhen and kim watched Disturbia together and it was kind of freaky but nice (:

And i'm so sorry to those that i pangsehed yesterday............... =(

I WANT TO WATCH SECRETS AND 881!!

=)

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Today.... ....

The UFM1003 crew came over to TP to hold an audition looking for new potential DJs.

Then me and jas went to sign up for fun lol.

After that during MicEcons break we went down to take a look at how the audition was going..

And there was this guy contestant that kept saying that he is very 搞笑 and all that when apparently he looks like some 超正经的书呆子。

Okay...........

Before that i was thinking... If i were to go up the stage and they ask me to say a cold joke, what should i say?

And i came up with my very own original version.........

Mother said to her kids:

" 从这一刻开始，谁再说粗话的话就要罚款两块。"

Mom walks into kitchen and sees maid cleaning the floor.

Mom exclaims :

"哇，她抹得很干净! "

Got it?

Try reading it out aloud to yourself....

For those slow, hopeless, souls that still don't get it..

他妈的.

LOL.

And yea, that woman is my mom.

That scenario took place when i was in primary school, but it was so funny that i remembered it till now. lol.

But IN THE END..........

Me and jas didn't go for the audition. Cos we didn't feel like it =S

Instead, we were at the toilet having an eye-liner party~

After that we went to the libary and carried out our pia-BCS session.

But apparently given our pattern, we ended up talk cock sing song play mahjong la. LOL.

And after that kim called me and told me she got me a tution assignment~

Starting next tuesday~

omg i'm so damn looking forward to it la! =DD

It's a phillipines little girl, and i think phillipine kids are SO CUTE, right kim? x)

HEH.

And tomorrow got bcs and commskills test...........

They can play my death anthem in the school tomorrow man.

OKAY I NEED TO GO STUDY NOW BYEBYE!!!

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OMG.

So many days never update le,

i wonder how many singapore citizens have died already.


我想要在此向那些死者的家属们深深地献上我的歉意。

请接受我这非常假的三鞠躬。

Okay, back to what i was saying.

Ehh no. I don't think i was even saying anything in the first place.

Okay ya whatever -__-

Apparently i can't be bothered to blog about what happened for the past few days, but i don't want more people to die, so i am going to update about a few of the more significant things that happened la. heh (:

So..........

Me and zhen went to kbox yesterday..

And we so heng meet until a waiter that was very/exceptionally nice to us.

It's like, we called for refill of tidbits like every 20mins, and we told the guy that we don't like to eat the peanut and some other thingy, and he actually helped us to pick out all the nuts before he served us la....

After that when we called for refill again, it was a female that came in, and when we said that we don't want the nuts all that too, her response was like totally different from the guy's one la.

She said that the tidbits all mix together already.. So can't help us take out the nuts one by one..

BUT HOW COME THE GUY CAN DO IT FOR US LEH.

Hmmm... okay....

Then after that, me and zhen were like freezing cold inside the kbox room, and the guy waiter OFFERED to give us a free drink.

And we had a cup of hot milo each FOR FREE =DD

Omg, thou shall not let thy aunty side show.

Haha, then after that he came in to give us the bill, then we were like joking :

" What if we not enough money leh? "

And the waiter said...

" Then i help you all pay "

*_*


I still remembered a few years back, when i came to kbox with yiting, two guy waiters also behaved a little odd towards us..

After that, one of them came in and said :

" 小姐，我的朋友想认识你们leh, 可以写下你们的电话号码吗? "

-________-"

kns. i don't know why i always kna this kind of rubbish. hurr.

Ya, anyway, i really think that the aircon in kbox 不是给人吹的，是来冻鸡的。

It's so damn bloody cold that i nearly thought that me and zhen are going to become jack and rose la.


Titanic -.-

And the waiter was like asking :

" 要我拿围巾给你吗? "

And I was like :

" 你们有没有冬装啊? "

hurrrrrrrrr.

And you know usually when you go kbox, 5mins before your time is up, will got people come
tell you last song le.

But then we sang until 15mins over the time that we are supposed to leave, still nobody come and chase us out leh.

I think even if we stay there and continue singing for another 3 months also noone will come in and ask us to leave la.

And i'm so glad that i've finally got my friggin kbox after craving for it for like one month.

& it was fun singing with zhen (:

Heh, ya... Then after that i went to meet wenqin, and pei him chat for the whole night.

And he treat me to stingray leh~ hoho XD

I really hope things will be fine for him soon, he feels like a little brother to me, somehow (:


Okay, that should be all for yesterday..

I shall start a new entry and blog about today~ hohoho

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Okay I'm bored.

So I decided to do some research on the topic :

Things To Do With Your Partner On A Date Night.

And this is what i found from a angmoh site:


WINTER ( Sorry, we only got heat-stroke weather here in singapore )

1. Take a drive to look at the Christmas decorations.
( Firstly, we don't have a car. Secondly, my anniversary is today, not 146 days later )


2. Play cards---perhaps strip poker.
( What in the world is that? )


3. Watch a movie together.
( NOW GOT NO NEW NICE MOVIE LA )


4. Go outside and have a snowball fight.
( After i go outside, i still have to take a plane before i can have a snowball fight you know )


5. Get some finger paints and create your own body art with each other as your canvass.
( Omg, are you sick in the mind or what? )


6. Go sleigh riding.
( That is if homer is willing to lend us his sleigh la)


7. Go ice skating.
( I might break the ice)


8. Work out or exercise together.


9. Stage your own improvisation show.


10. Sing to each other.
( I think it will somehow affect our relationship)


11. Review or create a photo album or scrapbook of your memories together.


12. Play a board game---perhaps chess, Scrabble or Twister.
( Thank god monopoly is not mentioned )


13. Go to a book store, get coffee and read for hours.



SPRING

14. Work on a remodeling project together.


15. Plan and complete a yard work project together.
( You can get more boring than that )


16. Do the spring cleaning together---room by room. When done, reward yourself by making
love in the room you’ve cleaned.
( Omg.......... Darling, you pretend you never see this okay? =x )


17. Put on old clothes and mud wrestle after some drenching rain.
( Are you crazy or what? )


18. Give each other a massage.
( YES YESSS, LEG MASSAGE!! )


19. Play catch---football, baseball, softball or Frisbee.


20. Go to a car dealer and test drive the car of your dreams.
( I don't want our 3month anniversary to end up as our death anniversary)


21. Shoot basketball together.
( People 丢球, I 丢脸... :x )


22. Dance together.
( hahaha so fun! )


23. Take a shower together and wash each other---everywhere.
( MORE FUN!!! HAHAHAAA..... -__-" )


24. Take a free adult education class together.
( Erm.... We don't need it yet )


25. Go to a mall and have a contest to see which one of you can get the most free samples.
( No need to go also know it's me. Aunties are very good in this kind of thing one okay )


26. Go rollerblading or bike riding.


SUMMER ( Yesss, finally something that is applicable to singapore! )


27. Build a campfire and roast marshmallows.
( No, no...)


28. Go swimming or skinny dipping.


29. Give each other a manicure or pedicure.



30. Go somewhere crowded to people watch.
( I love to observe people and human behaviour )


31. Go to a free outdoor event, perhaps a concert.


32. Lie on a blanket outside and watch the clouds or stars.
( More like, lie on a blanket outside and get run over by cars )


33. Go on a picnic.


34. Watch a fireworks display.
( Cool. But which museum do I go to see the fireworks display? )


35. Be creative and engage in sexual role plays. Be anyone you’d like to be for the night who is
also exciting for your partner.

( I'm sorry, but me and my partner are not as horny as you and your partner alright)


36. Sit by the water somewhere.
( And do what? Count the number of tadpoles in the pond? )


37. Do a prolonged strip tease for each other.
( haha, you are so funny man, SO FUNNY. )


38. Have a water balloon fight.
( Can we have a parang fight instead? )


39. Sit outside and read poetry to each other.
( That is the most interesting activity i've ever heard of, thanks )



FALL

40. Go for a drive together.
( I already told you i don't have a car -.- )


41. Go window shopping.
( We don't lack of windows. )


42. Incorporate food into your love making---chocolate syrup, whipped cream, fondue,
strawberries---anything you and your partner enjoy.
( No comments )


43. Call or write to someone you haven’t had contact with in a while.
( Hmm ya, it's been long since I chatted with Bill Gates on the phone.. )


44. Cook something together.
( Like what? 生米煮成熟饭? )


45. Spend an evening just talking with each other. Talk about the things you have done, plans you have for the future, important people in your lives or current events.


46. Take a bubble bath together.
( Waste water..)

47. Go to a free movie or museum.


48. Take a drive and find the potential in old houses and their properties.
( I'm telling you for the last time, WE DON'T HAVE A CAR. )


49. Create an imaginary story together---either orally or in written form.
( You so childish )


50. Take turns being each other’s genie in a bottle by fulfilling your partner’s every wish and
fantasy.
( I don't mind, but the thing is, i can't even fit into the bottle =( )


51. Play in the fallen leaves.


52. Create an exciting scavenger hunt that ends in your bed.
( Ya ya, almost all of the activities that you suggest always ends up in the bed -__- )


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And so in the end, this article is like so totally irrelevant and unhelpful la.

WASTE MY TIME.

And to think that i even blogged about it. omg. lol.