-

Like what i have mentioned before, she told me that i am supposed to reach the office at 11am on weekends.

Okay, and so, i faithfully reached here at 11:10am and guess what?

There was noone in the office.

I was like......... wth?

Then i called my manager alot of times, but he never pick up.

Then i was like thinking if is it today got no work but then they forgot to tell me?

And so, i went over to the Central to wander about first, and i called my dear gaos to complain to her about it, lol.

And when i was on the escalator up, i saw this guy staring at me from upstairs.

Then i look very long, in the end i realised that..........

It's keiths.

What a dissapointment, still thought that it was some guy checking me out.

LOL. joking~ >_<

How qiao can it get la. There was like so little people in the shopping centre at this timing of the day, plus this shopping centre also not say very popular or what. lol.

Ya, and i couldn't recognise his gf cos she cut short hair already, haha (:

Okay wells, anyway, so after that i walked back to my workplace, and went up to the office first and sat inside here alone.

But after 10mins, my other colleagues started roaming in subsequently.

And i was like asking them isn't it 11am must reach?

Then they say no, is 12pm.

That woman give me wrong information again.

First is can't bring food up to the office to eat, now is wrong reporting time.

zzz.

AND I'M SO SLEEPY NOW LA

dammit :(

-

OMG I REALLY CAN'T STAND MY BABY BROTHER LA

HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE CAN (: (: (:




Very soon when the dustbin goes missing, we should know where it has gone to.

He wore this to dinner yesterday~

And he really looks superbly cute wearing that yellow&green shirt, and carrying that turtle shell bag! =D

This is today when he came over to my workplace.

His shirt makes him look like a KFC worker la! LOL.

Okay, and so, just now he kept inisisting that the neopets games are movies.

After that i faster went to youtube before my hair starts dropping from stress.

Then i let him watch some Tom&Jerry videos from there.

And after that when my dad wanted to bring him home to rest le, he refused to leave la!

Cos he still wanted to continue watching, and in the end, i had to throw him down the window cos we really couldn't move him off the seat.

LOL. no la -.-

Then after that when my baby bro reach home le,

he pestered my dad to let him watch youtube, and my dad called me up to ask me the website.

ZOMG LA. i was laughing to myself outside just now.

The thought of a 3 year old kid wanting to watch youtube is just so hilarious!

And just a few minutes ago, my baby bro barged into my room wearing his cute little pyjamas, and said he want to give me something.

And the expression on his face was sooooooo cute that i couldn't help wanting to snap it down!

DAMN CUTE RIGHT!!!!!!!

I was like sooo touched la, thinking that he wrote a letter to me thanking me for introducing youtube into his life.

And then i opened the note up.............

I don't know what in the world is that -__-

Me : " Yuanyuan, what is that?? "

Yuanyuan : " This is for you when you pass motion "

And then he ran out of my room leaving me with 595693078902 question marks above my head.

Haha... haa.. hah... ha...... ha.............

-

-___________-

Just now i was teaching my baby bro to play neopets, and i had this feeling that something was not right.


And so, my skirt was getting wetter and wetter, then i realised that,

he pee-ed on his pants.

WOW.

And he happened to be sitting on my lap, so, you know.

=xxxxxxx

-

I can understand how bored you guys are upon the fact that you actually bothered to come to my blog.

So, here's your entertainment for the day~

PS : The following three entries have not intentions of defaming anyone.


Pictures Of Celebrities When They Are Young






王力宏

One of the members from TWINS

( i don't know why she looks even older when she's younger)

潘玮柏

萧亚轩

Vanness

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艺人不化妆的样子






王心凌

陽丞琳

萧亚轩

Yes, omg, i really can't believe that this is her.

林忆莲

*________*

Hebe

-

I know laughing at people at their unglam moments is a very unright thing to do.

But.............. I really can't help it.

=x











I still think she rocks, i do.

=x

-


我要申冤啊!!

Why is it that they told me that we are not supposed to bring food up to the office to eat,

and now, when i turn to my right, i see people having a donut party, and another brought this big container of curry.

And when i turn to my left, two of them are happily eating fried oysters in the room.

And me, me?

Oh god.

I feel so stupid to have sticked to the rule so loyaly, and starved myself for days already.

And just now they gave me a chocolate donut, omg, i want to puke already.

-

I have only been having one meal everyday for the past one week or so.

I need a lunch partner :(

____ says if i continue like that i will die in three months.......

=x

I guess i really must learn how to eat alone.

-

PICTURES OF YOUR FAVOURITE PERSON ; ONCE AGAIN (:

Yesterday i happened to come across my secondary school uniform, and i was wondering if i could still fit in.

So i went to try it on, and OMG i'm so surprised that the skirt buckle didn't snap.

LALALA =D





I MISS THAT WHITE UNIFORM ; AS WELL AS THOSE PEOPLE WEARING THE WHITE UNIFORM!!

Gaoyan, seowjin, liujun, yiting, valerie, yunzhi, zhengyi, yijie, chewlong, melly........

Miss you girls =)

-

In case you have forgotten how i have looked like, after not meeting up for so long,

here are nine gorgeous pictures to remind you of someone you can NEVER forget! =D









I am so close from dying from boredom at work.

I need some self-entertainment to keep me alive (:

Okay i need to rush off to school now for my RHT sub-paper.

And before that i still need to drop by the coffin shop to place my order.

Shit.

-

I was tagging as junhui's blog just now, then the blue words in her tagboard suddenly caught my eye....



(click to enlarge)

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OH YES.

I AM SO SURE I SURF PORN IN MY DAD'S OFFICE YOU KNOW.

Ohh, you are so funny, i like you.

-.-

-

Okay, and so, i was gonna be late for work again today.
(Oh what's new? tell me, TELL ME! )

And she was like telling me that if i like that continuous late for three days, she might not give me my pay le.

I was like WTH.

So i took a cab over to the vibrating building, oh, which has just stopped vibrating.

Omg la, it's making me so dizzy, argh =x

Yea, and i reached my vibrating workplace at 12:50pm, happily thinking that i'm early for once.

And in the end, she said that she forgot to tell me that i'm supposed to reach at 11am during weekends.

Oh wow. So in the end, i'm still late -.-

And so...... i guess i just don't have fate with my dance classes this holiday.

And there goes my chance of participating in next year's concert =(

Ohh, and i WANT TO WANT TO WANT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT MY HAIR.

i guess i'm gonna re-re-rebond, and i'm considering if i should cut short my hair, and if i should try a side parting.

Omg, when it comes to decisions on my hair, i really have to think for like at least three years before i can make a decision.

And so, that's why i'm stuck with this hairstyle for like two years already. LOL.

Okay, back to work before someone starts a petition to sack me.

Tata sauce ^_^

-

Okay, so in the end, i ordered mac breakfast bundle.

-.-

And when i spoke to the mac telephone operator, i was like :

" Hi, good afternoon, i would like the.... "

And that guy laughed at me.

OMG LA SO PAISEH.

Oh yea, good afternoon at 3:55am huh.

Thanks to the near 100calls i've been making everyday repeating and repeating :

" Hello good afternoon, this is Chanel calling from SNAPZ image studio "

I got 职业病 already la!! =x

-


Oh my god, i actually chatted on the phone with zhen for two and a half hours.

And i realised that we really have alot of things in common.

Even certain things that happen to us are the same.

Hurhur.

AND I'M SUPER HUNGRY LA!

SHOULD I ORDER MAC BREAKFAST???

-

For the whole day today, i only ate one pathetic pau.

. . . . . . .

But at night, i had sharks fin, abalone, and bird nest.

Serious!

Had dinner with my mom and her jakarta client at Goodwood Park Hotel's Thai Village.

He is such a nice person, and he kept saying " 没事的 " . haha, very cute.

And he was like telling us about his cousin.

And due to his indoneisian accent, i kept hearing :

" Tomorrow i'm going to meet my kaceng for lunch "

" Oh, my kaceng just called "

LOL. I never laugh at him ah, i never.

Then he was telling my mom :

" 你的女儿很漂亮啊，一定有很多人追啊。但是不要给她太早交男朋友。大概27岁才去交刚刚好。"

I nearly fell off from the chair.

我27岁的时候 我的朋友的孩子可能都要从幼稚园毕业了好不好..... =x

And so, i had an 80cents lunch in the daytime,

and a $800 dinner at night.

What a huge, crazy contrast.

-.-

And two more things before i end off this entry.

1) Thanks Eugene for being such a free and boliao friend that is available for me to contact as and when i want (:

2) Thank you Gaoyan for making me burst out into laughter when i am in the midst of a terrible mood once again.

-

Updates for the past two days~

Don't worry, mainly photos la, spare your eyes from my grandmother essays (:


18/09 (tues)

Went to watch the Underdog premiere with my older bro~






It's a nice show, you'll come out of the cinema still smiling (:

And.. while i was searching on the net for the Underdog's picture...

I chanced upon this...............

-.-

可见最近的网友真的很无聊啊...

After that, i passed by a flower shop........

After scanning through every flower in the shop, petal by petal,

i have came to the conclusion that..........

No flower is as beautiful as the one my baby boy gave me at the airport (:

MUAHAHA.

Now, that was a bias statement.

=x

19/09 (Wed)

Impromptu met up with zhen to go kbox-ing at cine~

We seem to share many common feelings and characteristics these days. lol.

Next up....

MANY MANY PICTURES!!

And we went to take neoprint together!! =D

I'll upload the neoprints real soon ya!

You can come back to check, probably like, eight years later or something =)

-

Here's the proper update for today!

Haa. Okay so, today, i took bus 12 to work.

And it is SO NEAR my house la!

31 stops only.

And when a word is in bold, you should know what it means.







Actually this is nothing as compared to the distance between punggol and my house.

I really can't imagine how darling manages to survive these terrible long rides from sending me home, and travelling back to his house, everytime.

=x

Next...

Pictures from work! (:

First day of work! Whoo! =D

And i have my cute little diary notebook for my companion XD

Everything's happy happy!

But after four hours...............

I'm starting to pull fistfuls of my hair out already.

And after another hour or so.......

Oh my god. I even bothered to write that out.

-.-

Yea, then after work..

I wanted to walk to Clarke Quay mrt to take a mrt home, but i ended up roaming around the shopping mall.

I decided that i wasn't in a shopping centre mood, so i exited the mall, and walked by the Clarke Quay riverside.

There was mooncake festival celebration activities and decorations everywhere.

I so do not fit into this joyous festive mood.

And mooncakes remind me of him......... :(

Lights shimmering on the surface of the water ; how beautiful.

And so, I continued walking down the side of the river, feeling that there must be a reason for every step that my legs take me forward.

And..........

I chanced upon this.

These lanterns lifted my mood up.

Colours make me happy (:

& i hung up a lantern too..

Yea... then after that, i took a mrt, and alighted at Dhoby Gaut.

Wanted to take bus 36 home from there, but i ended up entering Plaza Singapura.

Then i bought a new drama series acted by 棒棒堂+黑涩会美眉,
and i went to Long John's and had my dinner.

I hate, hate, hate, eating alone.

And halfway through when i was eating, i turned back, and realised that i'm the only one left there.

And one of the long john's people was already pulling down the shop's shutter.

I felt so...............

In the end i also 吃不下 le, so i left for home.

It feels great to be lonely.

So great, that my smile overshot by 180degrees.

-

I'm at the office now.

Got client, so i guess can only go home at 8pm+ bah.

And my head feels like it just got hit by a baseball bat ( sorry for the steorotypical description) , after making 98 calls.

In case you are wondering why in the world am i giving such a shocking number of calls,

i am back to telemarketing for my dad's photoshoot studio (SNAPZ) again.

At the same time, i am also a receptionist at my dad's Villa&Hotel company.

Haha, how convenient to have the two companies so close to each other =D

Earn double! =D

Oh, and if any of you are interested in having a photoshoot, you know who to find~

Yea, guess how many "deals" i clinched today?

Freaking ELEVEN la.

OMG.

Last time i could only get like 3-5 a day =x

Yea. And the building beside my workplace is under construction, and thanks to it, i have a vibrating workplace.

I almost thought that there was an earthquake just now la.

And it made my head so pain =(

OH YES.

Just now when i was on the bus to work, there was this friggin banglah sitting in front of me, that attempted to take a picture of me.

He turned on the self-portrait mode, stretched out his hand, and positioned the camera to capture my face, beside his.

How lame can he get man.

And he is such an idiot to not realise that i can clearly see what he is doing as it is the self portrait mode.

KNS la. i was so pissed can.

ARGH.

Yea.. then after that during my lunch break, i was like searching for a place to eat, alone.

And i felt like a loner :(

Then i walked to the shopping centre at Clarke Quay mrt there, and couldnt decide on what to eat.

After that i went inside Burger King to sit, and i called zhen.

Me : " I don't know what to eat leh, i am at the Clarke Quay shopping centre there "

Zhen : " You go to the Central la "

Me : " Huh, what's that ah? I heard my ahyi mention it just now also leh "

Then i looked ahead of me, and i saw " The Central" on Burger King's cashier screen.

So i WAS at The Central.

And i was INSIDE The Central saying that I DONT KNOW where The Central is?

Omg.

No wonder the people around me stared at me like i'm some kinda freak when i said that.

Yea.. Then after that i went to the basement and settled down in a kinda quiet&little people place.

And i ordered this century egg porridge that costed like $5.50.

I wonder if their century egg is made of gold.

And in the end, i could hardly find any century eggs in the porridge at all la.

So i paid like $5.50 for a bowl of rice soaked in water.

Wow.

But it somehow tasted nice la =x

And omg, I'M HUNGRY!!!!

-


Firstly, i would like to begin this entry with a huge HALLELUJAH!

My laptop was so close, so close, to being thrown down the window from the 800th floor by me.

My internet last night suddenly cannot use, and my bro and i have been working on it all night, but to no avail.

And when i woke up this morning, the first thing i did was to switch on my damn laptop to see if God happened to pass by my residence last night and dropped down a "heal-that-meinu's-internet" miracle.

And i was SO excited to find out that i still can't open a darned webpage! Whoo! =D

How exciting.

After that i called the SONY people for help, and the lady gave me all sorts of advice&help throughout, trying this and that, but the internet just won't work.

After that i didn't want to hold her back anymore, cos she has been attending to me on the phone for like almost half an hour already.

So i hung up, and was sitting down at my sofa deciding if i should dispose That Uncooperative Thing, which they call a laptop, (and which i personally feel should be called TUT instead), down from the 800th floor, or from the 5436809286086634th floor.

But i figured out that i might need to take a plane to carry out the second option, so i chose the first.

However, being such a patient, generous, forgiving, and erm.. ERM.......................

Okay great. i need my thesaurus... brb.

Oh yes yes, AS I WAS SAYING...........

Being such a patient, composed, lenient, understanding, generous, magnaminous, charitable, noble, forgiving, merciful, compassionate, humane, kind-hearted, benevolent, charitable, sympathetic, beautiful, attractive, irresistable, and mesmerisising person..

I decided to give the TUT one last chance...

( You see the good of having a thesaurus around in your house? You can make your sentences longer by fifteen words! )

( Oh, and i know the last part was kinda irrelevant, but i just felt that there's a need to publicise one of Singapore's Greatest Productions, a.k.a Me, once in awhile. Cos usually i always keep a low profile you see. )


Okay sorry. SORRY


Ok, i think this is one of the longest digression i've made.

YES, AND SO....

I went to switch off both my internet router as well as lappy, and on-ed them again.

And.............

KAPAOW! BOOM! PING PIANG! BSHHHH! TADAAAAA!!

The internet 莫名其妙 can connect already.

My whole face was like -________-

Just like that? JUST LIKE THAT??


原来 just switch off the router and on it again can already????

Oh wow, wow. WOW.

Yea, and i'm so sorry for using like 8000 words just to convey to you all the message that my internet was spoilt and is working again.

My sincere apologies.

Yours repentfully,

Liew Zhi Lin.

踮起脚尖,

就能更靠近阳光。

^^

-


Just a random post.

Try creating a new folder on your computer and name it " CON " or "con".

You can try till all your hair drop, and you'll just strangely, never succeed.

Even Bill Gates doesn't have an answer to this.

=)

-

Ohh ohhh ohhhhh.

It feels like years since i have last updated my blog. i give myself three boos for that x(

Okay, i shall start by updating about yesterday~

It was teacher's day eve, and i went back to AHS to visit my darlings (:

Ohh shit, i forgot to collect my O level cert...... =s

My dear Gaos!

Since the second day of school of Sec1, we have been best friends till now. (:

Yijie and zhengyi!

=D

They were 四手联弹-ing the song that Jay Chou played in The Secrets la!

DAMN COOL LA. brr!!

Huiyi and Caiyu~

So heartwarming to find fellow poly students in AHS. ALL JC STUDENTS LA. KNS.

lol.

Ex-4L peeps!

SEOWJIN!!!

I love that squirrel (:

4G~ 4G~ 4G~~~ ^__^

姐妹们，好久不见!!!

And omg, i realised that everyone can do the colgate smile, except me =(

MY FORM TEACHER - LAMMY!!!

omg omg, i miss her so much, and i gave her a pair of earrings (:

Last year also gave her a pair of ear rings, and i'm glad she liked it (:

And she sent me a message just now saying :

" Hi, thanks for beautiful earrings, i wear both of them all the time. And i tell my student that you gave me. I love your choice, when i was in korea, i saw them but don't know how to choose. Next time i need something i ask you accompany me ok. "

Ahh, that message brightened up my day =)

Hehx, then after that, i went to Cine with my dear gaos to K-歌~

And first time i see the kbox queue so damn long la, we queued until lost like 7% of the mood to sing le lo.

And cos yesterday was damn crowded, so instead of 7pm, we could only sing till 6pm.

Oh wow.

And i secretly smuggled Long John's into kbox to eat, cos i was practically famished =x

This idea was actually inspired from zhen, cos she did that the other time too. LOL.

And the kbox service was like damn suck yesterday la. One of the worse kbox experiences i've had.

Yesterday was just a terribly suay day la.

I walked to the bus stop in front of heeren there to wait for bus 36..

And i waited for like 20+ mins still NO SIGN of 36...

And when 36 finally made it's grand arrival, it was like so damn packed inside, plus there was alot of people wanting to board the bus.

So everyone was like trying their best to squeeze their ass up the bus, and apparently everyone managed to, except me.

And i have to state that it's not because i have an exceptionally huge ass, that's why i wasn't able to squeeze up the bus okay. x[

-________-

After that i decided to walk to the bus stop behind cineleisure to wait for bus instead.

And i waited for a friggin 40mins++ but bus 36 didn't appear at all.......

我气到我真的好想殴打路人了好不好。

BAAAAH. I gave up waiting and i decided to take a cab.

But the thing is, i was only left with a misley 10bucks.

So when i got on the cab, i asked the uncle halfway through the journey around how much will it be when it reaches my place.

And he said around $20.

HELLO? It's not like i stay at jurong bird park or what right, 想敲诈小妹妹啊。

Then i was like saying " Ohh, then around $10 will be at which area ah? "

Then he say he don't know, and he went to stop the cab at the side of the road and asked if i want to continue the journey or what.

Can't he be a kind soul or at least PRETEND to be one and offer to give me a ride home with that $10.

一个人一生至少要做三件好事才上得了天堂，

我在给你机会做你人生的第一件好事勒，

你不领情, 那就是你家的事喽。=D

After that i ASSURED him that i will get my brother to bring down money for me before he continued the journey. -.-

Then i was over there messaging my friend telling her that i am very suay.

And RIGHT AFTER that message was sent out, the cab nearly collided into the car in front.

Then the taxi uncle went to emergency break, and my head nearly banged onto the seat in front la.

Thank goodness i usually got eat quite a considerable amount of junk everyday, if not i would have been flung out of the window le la.....

Suay suay, go away, don't even come back another day.

-

Like what i have mentioned before, she told me that i am supposed to reach the office at 11am on weekends.

Okay, and so, i faithfully reached here at 11:10am and guess what?

There was noone in the office.

I was like......... wth?

Then i called my manager alot of times, but he never pick up.

Then i was like thinking if is it today got no work but then they forgot to tell me?

And so, i went over to the Central to wander about first, and i called my dear gaos to complain to her about it, lol.

And when i was on the escalator up, i saw this guy staring at me from upstairs.

Then i look very long, in the end i realised that..........

It's keiths.

What a dissapointment, still thought that it was some guy checking me out.

LOL. joking~ >_<

How qiao can it get la. There was like so little people in the shopping centre at this timing of the day, plus this shopping centre also not say very popular or what. lol.

Ya, and i couldn't recognise his gf cos she cut short hair already, haha (:

Okay wells, anyway, so after that i walked back to my workplace, and went up to the office first and sat inside here alone.

But after 10mins, my other colleagues started roaming in subsequently.

And i was like asking them isn't it 11am must reach?

Then they say no, is 12pm.

That woman give me wrong information again.

First is can't bring food up to the office to eat, now is wrong reporting time.

zzz.

AND I'M SO SLEEPY NOW LA

dammit :(

-

OMG I REALLY CAN'T STAND MY BABY BROTHER LA

HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE CAN (: (: (:




Very soon when the dustbin goes missing, we should know where it has gone to.

He wore this to dinner yesterday~

And he really looks superbly cute wearing that yellow&green shirt, and carrying that turtle shell bag! =D

This is today when he came over to my workplace.

His shirt makes him look like a KFC worker la! LOL.

Okay, and so, just now he kept inisisting that the neopets games are movies.

After that i faster went to youtube before my hair starts dropping from stress.

Then i let him watch some Tom&Jerry videos from there.

And after that when my dad wanted to bring him home to rest le, he refused to leave la!

Cos he still wanted to continue watching, and in the end, i had to throw him down the window cos we really couldn't move him off the seat.

LOL. no la -.-

Then after that when my baby bro reach home le,

he pestered my dad to let him watch youtube, and my dad called me up to ask me the website.

ZOMG LA. i was laughing to myself outside just now.

The thought of a 3 year old kid wanting to watch youtube is just so hilarious!

And just a few minutes ago, my baby bro barged into my room wearing his cute little pyjamas, and said he want to give me something.

And the expression on his face was sooooooo cute that i couldn't help wanting to snap it down!

DAMN CUTE RIGHT!!!!!!!

I was like sooo touched la, thinking that he wrote a letter to me thanking me for introducing youtube into his life.

And then i opened the note up.............

I don't know what in the world is that -__-

Me : " Yuanyuan, what is that?? "

Yuanyuan : " This is for you when you pass motion "

And then he ran out of my room leaving me with 595693078902 question marks above my head.

Haha... haa.. hah... ha...... ha.............

-

-___________-

Just now i was teaching my baby bro to play neopets, and i had this feeling that something was not right.


And so, my skirt was getting wetter and wetter, then i realised that,

he pee-ed on his pants.

WOW.

And he happened to be sitting on my lap, so, you know.

=xxxxxxx

-

I can understand how bored you guys are upon the fact that you actually bothered to come to my blog.

So, here's your entertainment for the day~

PS : The following three entries have not intentions of defaming anyone.


Pictures Of Celebrities When They Are Young






王力宏

One of the members from TWINS

( i don't know why she looks even older when she's younger)

潘玮柏

萧亚轩

Vanness

-




艺人不化妆的样子






王心凌

陽丞琳

萧亚轩

Yes, omg, i really can't believe that this is her.

林忆莲

*________*

Hebe

-

I know laughing at people at their unglam moments is a very unright thing to do.

But.............. I really can't help it.

=x











I still think she rocks, i do.

=x

-


我要申冤啊!!

Why is it that they told me that we are not supposed to bring food up to the office to eat,

and now, when i turn to my right, i see people having a donut party, and another brought this big container of curry.

And when i turn to my left, two of them are happily eating fried oysters in the room.

And me, me?

Oh god.

I feel so stupid to have sticked to the rule so loyaly, and starved myself for days already.

And just now they gave me a chocolate donut, omg, i want to puke already.

-

I have only been having one meal everyday for the past one week or so.

I need a lunch partner :(

____ says if i continue like that i will die in three months.......

=x

I guess i really must learn how to eat alone.

-

PICTURES OF YOUR FAVOURITE PERSON ; ONCE AGAIN (:

Yesterday i happened to come across my secondary school uniform, and i was wondering if i could still fit in.

So i went to try it on, and OMG i'm so surprised that the skirt buckle didn't snap.

LALALA =D





I MISS THAT WHITE UNIFORM ; AS WELL AS THOSE PEOPLE WEARING THE WHITE UNIFORM!!

Gaoyan, seowjin, liujun, yiting, valerie, yunzhi, zhengyi, yijie, chewlong, melly........

Miss you girls =)

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In case you have forgotten how i have looked like, after not meeting up for so long,

here are nine gorgeous pictures to remind you of someone you can NEVER forget! =D









I am so close from dying from boredom at work.

I need some self-entertainment to keep me alive (:

Okay i need to rush off to school now for my RHT sub-paper.

And before that i still need to drop by the coffin shop to place my order.

Shit.

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I was tagging as junhui's blog just now, then the blue words in her tagboard suddenly caught my eye....



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OH YES.

I AM SO SURE I SURF PORN IN MY DAD'S OFFICE YOU KNOW.

Ohh, you are so funny, i like you.

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Okay, and so, i was gonna be late for work again today.
(Oh what's new? tell me, TELL ME! )

And she was like telling me that if i like that continuous late for three days, she might not give me my pay le.

I was like WTH.

So i took a cab over to the vibrating building, oh, which has just stopped vibrating.

Omg la, it's making me so dizzy, argh =x

Yea, and i reached my vibrating workplace at 12:50pm, happily thinking that i'm early for once.

And in the end, she said that she forgot to tell me that i'm supposed to reach at 11am during weekends.

Oh wow. So in the end, i'm still late -.-

And so...... i guess i just don't have fate with my dance classes this holiday.

And there goes my chance of participating in next year's concert =(

Ohh, and i WANT TO WANT TO WANT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT MY HAIR.

i guess i'm gonna re-re-rebond, and i'm considering if i should cut short my hair, and if i should try a side parting.

Omg, when it comes to decisions on my hair, i really have to think for like at least three years before i can make a decision.

And so, that's why i'm stuck with this hairstyle for like two years already. LOL.

Okay, back to work before someone starts a petition to sack me.

Tata sauce ^_^

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Okay, so in the end, i ordered mac breakfast bundle.

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And when i spoke to the mac telephone operator, i was like :

" Hi, good afternoon, i would like the.... "

And that guy laughed at me.

OMG LA SO PAISEH.

Oh yea, good afternoon at 3:55am huh.

Thanks to the near 100calls i've been making everyday repeating and repeating :

" Hello good afternoon, this is Chanel calling from SNAPZ image studio "

I got 职业病 already la!! =x

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Oh my god, i actually chatted on the phone with zhen for two and a half hours.

And i realised that we really have alot of things in common.

Even certain things that happen to us are the same.

Hurhur.

AND I'M SUPER HUNGRY LA!

SHOULD I ORDER MAC BREAKFAST???

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For the whole day today, i only ate one pathetic pau.

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But at night, i had sharks fin, abalone, and bird nest.

Serious!

Had dinner with my mom and her jakarta client at Goodwood Park Hotel's Thai Village.

He is such a nice person, and he kept saying " 没事的 " . haha, very cute.

And he was like telling us about his cousin.

And due to his indoneisian accent, i kept hearing :

" Tomorrow i'm going to meet my kaceng for lunch "

" Oh, my kaceng just called "

LOL. I never laugh at him ah, i never.

Then he was telling my mom :

" 你的女儿很漂亮啊，一定有很多人追啊。但是不要给她太早交男朋友。大概27岁才去交刚刚好。"

I nearly fell off from the chair.

我27岁的时候 我的朋友的孩子可能都要从幼稚园毕业了好不好..... =x

And so, i had an 80cents lunch in the daytime,

and a $800 dinner at night.

What a huge, crazy contrast.

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And two more things before i end off this entry.

1) Thanks Eugene for being such a free and boliao friend that is available for me to contact as and when i want (:

2) Thank you Gaoyan for making me burst out into laughter when i am in the midst of a terrible mood once again.

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Updates for the past two days~

Don't worry, mainly photos la, spare your eyes from my grandmother essays (:


18/09 (tues)

Went to watch the Underdog premiere with my older bro~






It's a nice show, you'll come out of the cinema still smiling (:

And.. while i was searching on the net for the Underdog's picture...

I chanced upon this...............

-.-

可见最近的网友真的很无聊啊...

After that, i passed by a flower shop........

After scanning through every flower in the shop, petal by petal,

i have came to the conclusion that..........

No flower is as beautiful as the one my baby boy gave me at the airport (:

MUAHAHA.

Now, that was a bias statement.

=x

19/09 (Wed)

Impromptu met up with zhen to go kbox-ing at cine~

We seem to share many common feelings and characteristics these days. lol.

Next up....

MANY MANY PICTURES!!

And we went to take neoprint together!! =D

I'll upload the neoprints real soon ya!

You can come back to check, probably like, eight years later or something =)

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Here's the proper update for today!

Haa. Okay so, today, i took bus 12 to work.

And it is SO NEAR my house la!

31 stops only.

And when a word is in bold, you should know what it means.







Actually this is nothing as compared to the distance between punggol and my house.

I really can't imagine how darling manages to survive these terrible long rides from sending me home, and travelling back to his house, everytime.

=x

Next...

Pictures from work! (:

First day of work! Whoo! =D

And i have my cute little diary notebook for my companion XD

Everything's happy happy!

But after four hours...............

I'm starting to pull fistfuls of my hair out already.

And after another hour or so.......

Oh my god. I even bothered to write that out.

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Yea, then after work..

I wanted to walk to Clarke Quay mrt to take a mrt home, but i ended up roaming around the shopping mall.

I decided that i wasn't in a shopping centre mood, so i exited the mall, and walked by the Clarke Quay riverside.

There was mooncake festival celebration activities and decorations everywhere.

I so do not fit into this joyous festive mood.

And mooncakes remind me of him......... :(

Lights shimmering on the surface of the water ; how beautiful.

And so, I continued walking down the side of the river, feeling that there must be a reason for every step that my legs take me forward.

And..........

I chanced upon this.

These lanterns lifted my mood up.

Colours make me happy (:

& i hung up a lantern too..

Yea... then after that, i took a mrt, and alighted at Dhoby Gaut.

Wanted to take bus 36 home from there, but i ended up entering Plaza Singapura.

Then i bought a new drama series acted by 棒棒堂+黑涩会美眉,
and i went to Long John's and had my dinner.

I hate, hate, hate, eating alone.

And halfway through when i was eating, i turned back, and realised that i'm the only one left there.

And one of the long john's people was already pulling down the shop's shutter.

I felt so...............

In the end i also 吃不下 le, so i left for home.

It feels great to be lonely.

So great, that my smile overshot by 180degrees.

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I'm at the office now.

Got client, so i guess can only go home at 8pm+ bah.

And my head feels like it just got hit by a baseball bat ( sorry for the steorotypical description) , after making 98 calls.

In case you are wondering why in the world am i giving such a shocking number of calls,

i am back to telemarketing for my dad's photoshoot studio (SNAPZ) again.

At the same time, i am also a receptionist at my dad's Villa&Hotel company.

Haha, how convenient to have the two companies so close to each other =D

Earn double! =D

Oh, and if any of you are interested in having a photoshoot, you know who to find~

Yea, guess how many "deals" i clinched today?

Freaking ELEVEN la.

OMG.

Last time i could only get like 3-5 a day =x

Yea. And the building beside my workplace is under construction, and thanks to it, i have a vibrating workplace.

I almost thought that there was an earthquake just now la.

And it made my head so pain =(

OH YES.

Just now when i was on the bus to work, there was this friggin banglah sitting in front of me, that attempted to take a picture of me.

He turned on the self-portrait mode, stretched out his hand, and positioned the camera to capture my face, beside his.

How lame can he get man.

And he is such an idiot to not realise that i can clearly see what he is doing as it is the self portrait mode.

KNS la. i was so pissed can.

ARGH.

Yea.. then after that during my lunch break, i was like searching for a place to eat, alone.

And i felt like a loner :(

Then i walked to the shopping centre at Clarke Quay mrt there, and couldnt decide on what to eat.

After that i went inside Burger King to sit, and i called zhen.

Me : " I don't know what to eat leh, i am at the Clarke Quay shopping centre there "

Zhen : " You go to the Central la "

Me : " Huh, what's that ah? I heard my ahyi mention it just now also leh "

Then i looked ahead of me, and i saw " The Central" on Burger King's cashier screen.

So i WAS at The Central.

And i was INSIDE The Central saying that I DONT KNOW where The Central is?

Omg.

No wonder the people around me stared at me like i'm some kinda freak when i said that.

Yea.. Then after that i went to the basement and settled down in a kinda quiet&little people place.

And i ordered this century egg porridge that costed like $5.50.

I wonder if their century egg is made of gold.

And in the end, i could hardly find any century eggs in the porridge at all la.

So i paid like $5.50 for a bowl of rice soaked in water.

Wow.

But it somehow tasted nice la =x

And omg, I'M HUNGRY!!!!

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Firstly, i would like to begin this entry with a huge HALLELUJAH!

My laptop was so close, so close, to being thrown down the window from the 800th floor by me.

My internet last night suddenly cannot use, and my bro and i have been working on it all night, but to no avail.

And when i woke up this morning, the first thing i did was to switch on my damn laptop to see if God happened to pass by my residence last night and dropped down a "heal-that-meinu's-internet" miracle.

And i was SO excited to find out that i still can't open a darned webpage! Whoo! =D

How exciting.

After that i called the SONY people for help, and the lady gave me all sorts of advice&help throughout, trying this and that, but the internet just won't work.

After that i didn't want to hold her back anymore, cos she has been attending to me on the phone for like almost half an hour already.

So i hung up, and was sitting down at my sofa deciding if i should dispose That Uncooperative Thing, which they call a laptop, (and which i personally feel should be called TUT instead), down from the 800th floor, or from the 5436809286086634th floor.

But i figured out that i might need to take a plane to carry out the second option, so i chose the first.

However, being such a patient, generous, forgiving, and erm.. ERM.......................

Okay great. i need my thesaurus... brb.

Oh yes yes, AS I WAS SAYING...........

Being such a patient, composed, lenient, understanding, generous, magnaminous, charitable, noble, forgiving, merciful, compassionate, humane, kind-hearted, benevolent, charitable, sympathetic, beautiful, attractive, irresistable, and mesmerisising person..

I decided to give the TUT one last chance...

( You see the good of having a thesaurus around in your house? You can make your sentences longer by fifteen words! )

( Oh, and i know the last part was kinda irrelevant, but i just felt that there's a need to publicise one of Singapore's Greatest Productions, a.k.a Me, once in awhile. Cos usually i always keep a low profile you see. )


Okay sorry. SORRY


Ok, i think this is one of the longest digression i've made.

YES, AND SO....

I went to switch off both my internet router as well as lappy, and on-ed them again.

And.............

KAPAOW! BOOM! PING PIANG! BSHHHH! TADAAAAA!!

The internet 莫名其妙 can connect already.

My whole face was like -________-

Just like that? JUST LIKE THAT??


原来 just switch off the router and on it again can already????

Oh wow, wow. WOW.

Yea, and i'm so sorry for using like 8000 words just to convey to you all the message that my internet was spoilt and is working again.

My sincere apologies.

Yours repentfully,

Liew Zhi Lin.

踮起脚尖,

就能更靠近阳光。

^^

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Just a random post.

Try creating a new folder on your computer and name it " CON " or "con".

You can try till all your hair drop, and you'll just strangely, never succeed.

Even Bill Gates doesn't have an answer to this.

=)

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Ohh ohhh ohhhhh.

It feels like years since i have last updated my blog. i give myself three boos for that x(

Okay, i shall start by updating about yesterday~

It was teacher's day eve, and i went back to AHS to visit my darlings (:

Ohh shit, i forgot to collect my O level cert...... =s

My dear Gaos!

Since the second day of school of Sec1, we have been best friends till now. (:

Yijie and zhengyi!

=D

They were 四手联弹-ing the song that Jay Chou played in The Secrets la!

DAMN COOL LA. brr!!

Huiyi and Caiyu~

So heartwarming to find fellow poly students in AHS. ALL JC STUDENTS LA. KNS.

lol.

Ex-4L peeps!

SEOWJIN!!!

I love that squirrel (:

4G~ 4G~ 4G~~~ ^__^

姐妹们，好久不见!!!

And omg, i realised that everyone can do the colgate smile, except me =(

MY FORM TEACHER - LAMMY!!!

omg omg, i miss her so much, and i gave her a pair of earrings (:

Last year also gave her a pair of ear rings, and i'm glad she liked it (:

And she sent me a message just now saying :

" Hi, thanks for beautiful earrings, i wear both of them all the time. And i tell my student that you gave me. I love your choice, when i was in korea, i saw them but don't know how to choose. Next time i need something i ask you accompany me ok. "

Ahh, that message brightened up my day =)

Hehx, then after that, i went to Cine with my dear gaos to K-歌~

And first time i see the kbox queue so damn long la, we queued until lost like 7% of the mood to sing le lo.

And cos yesterday was damn crowded, so instead of 7pm, we could only sing till 6pm.

Oh wow.

And i secretly smuggled Long John's into kbox to eat, cos i was practically famished =x

This idea was actually inspired from zhen, cos she did that the other time too. LOL.

And the kbox service was like damn suck yesterday la. One of the worse kbox experiences i've had.

Yesterday was just a terribly suay day la.

I walked to the bus stop in front of heeren there to wait for bus 36..

And i waited for like 20+ mins still NO SIGN of 36...

And when 36 finally made it's grand arrival, it was like so damn packed inside, plus there was alot of people wanting to board the bus.

So everyone was like trying their best to squeeze their ass up the bus, and apparently everyone managed to, except me.

And i have to state that it's not because i have an exceptionally huge ass, that's why i wasn't able to squeeze up the bus okay. x[

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After that i decided to walk to the bus stop behind cineleisure to wait for bus instead.

And i waited for a friggin 40mins++ but bus 36 didn't appear at all.......

我气到我真的好想殴打路人了好不好。

BAAAAH. I gave up waiting and i decided to take a cab.

But the thing is, i was only left with a misley 10bucks.

So when i got on the cab, i asked the uncle halfway through the journey around how much will it be when it reaches my place.

And he said around $20.

HELLO? It's not like i stay at jurong bird park or what right, 想敲诈小妹妹啊。

Then i was like saying " Ohh, then around $10 will be at which area ah? "

Then he say he don't know, and he went to stop the cab at the side of the road and asked if i want to continue the journey or what.

Can't he be a kind soul or at least PRETEND to be one and offer to give me a ride home with that $10.

一个人一生至少要做三件好事才上得了天堂，

我在给你机会做你人生的第一件好事勒，

你不领情, 那就是你家的事喽。=D

After that i ASSURED him that i will get my brother to bring down money for me before he continued the journey. -.-

Then i was over there messaging my friend telling her that i am very suay.

And RIGHT AFTER that message was sent out, the cab nearly collided into the car in front.

Then the taxi uncle went to emergency break, and my head nearly banged onto the seat in front la.

Thank goodness i usually got eat quite a considerable amount of junk everyday, if not i would have been flung out of the window le la.....

Suay suay, go away, don't even come back another day.