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rustique
Wednesday, October 31, 2007 @ 7:06 PM
 
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My baby brother told my maid this afternoon :

" Auntie lerma, even when i am 20years old, you also must sayang sayang me okay? "

So heartwarming to hear that from a little kid... (:
 
 
rustique
 
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But i can't say.

wysmtr.
 
 
rustique
 
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Okay, i'm here to update about yesterday!

Don't worry guys, i'm okayyy! (: (:

So yesterday... We faithfully attended ALL the lectures, and after that, we went to the Business study room to study.....

Okay. Kindly close your mouth back ya. There's don't need to drop your jaw until like that (:




So everyone was like copying/writing notes all that, whilst playing some songs from their handphone.

And i guess my mood went towards the South direction after i heard the song that is currently playing in my blog's background now.

baaaaaaaaaaaah :(

And yesterday, my 精神分裂 started earlier than usual.

Perhaps madly scribbling nonsensical things would somehow help... a little ?


Then i overheard jas & zhen saying :

" 芷琳有问题.... "

And even i find my mei you laa so unconvincing... ;x

Haha, 没事啦! (:

After that, i went to meet seowjin at tamp interchange, and we walked over to Tamp stadium to jog~

We have been saying that we want to workout together ever since....... Sec1?

ALAS. We finally carried it out after.. four years =x

lol. So when we reached the stadium, we were shocked to see how CROWDED it was.

Let seowjin show you...


Yes, it was THIS crowded.

We were like practically the ONLY ones in the stadium.

-___________-


Okay la, not exactly the ONLY ones.

There was actually two other ahpeks there.

-.-

So after that we left our stuff at the rows of seats there, and we were worried that someone might take our stuff.

Plus there was this suspicious looking cleaner sitting at the back.

So seowjin was like taking out her handphone to set it to the silent mode, and i asked her :

" You want to switch it to the silent mode is it because you scared when your phone rings, the person will know that there is a handphone in your bag ? "

Then she said " Yaa! "

And i told her :

" BY TAKING OUT your handphone to switch it to the silent mode, the person ALREADY knows that you have a handphone.... "

Cos he was just like sitting diagonally behind us. lol =x

After that before we went to run, i snapped a few pictures of us first.

And seowjin said :

" And you know by taking out your camera to take pictures, the person ALSO knows that you have a camera too? "

.......

Then before we went off to run, i was like shouting :

" WE DON'T HAVE A CAMERA IN OUR BAGS "

-_______-"

Pure idiocracy.

So... We slow-jogged, and gradually, there were more and more human beings entering the stadium.

And when we were on our 3rd lap or something, there was this uncle that made that typical ahpek spitting sound, just after we ran past.

Then we were like... OKAYY........

And when we ran past this bunch of soccer guys on our 5th lap, one of them let out this kna choke until want to puke sound.

.........

WHY IS IT THAT EVERYTIME WE RUN PAST, PEOPLE HAVE TO MAKE SOME TERRIBLY DISTURBING SOUND............

damn funny la =x

Not long later, i started to get stitches..

Then i told seowjin about it..

After 3minutes, I told her :

" I think my stitch is gone "

Then she was like :

" And now i'm having it la! "

And after another few minutes, she asked me :

" Are you like having stiches now? Cos mine is gone "

And i was like :

" YAAAAAAAAAA!! "

Oh my god, this stitch thing is really like a cycle la.

It's hilariously freaky, lol.

After awhile, we stopped running cos the soccer guys like going to have training le.. Plus we were practically the ONLY ones left on the track. ;/

And we jogged for an amazing 40minutes, around 8laps (:

K la, not bad for obese losers like us le.

LOL. I mean ME, not us NOT US!

Sorry seowjin! lol =.=

Then after that, we went to TM.....

And..........

Guess where we ended up at..................

........

.................

................................

.............

........

...

.


我实在没有脸跟你们说.................

=x

So let the picture do the talking...........


Yes........... We went to....

M-A-C-D-O-N-A-L-D-S

OH GODDDDDDD.

Initially we just went there to chill and to chat.

But in the end, we figured out that we were too lazy to go elsewhere to eat. So.........

We settled down for Mac...........

-.- -.- -.-

SO MUCH FOR THE WORKOUT.

I told seowjin to act like we are very guilty about this...

But.....

Apparently her expression was more like... constipated. than guilty =x

LOL.

So i decided to 亲自出马 and show her what an guilty expression should be like............

......

............

.......................

....................................................




I'm sorry.

I FAILED, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I guess we just can't contain our happiness of eating FATTENINGLY YUMMY MCDONALDS! =D

And we wanted to get a burger that is lower in calories.

So seowjin chose Filet O Fish.

And I

got

myself

a

McSpicy

...................................

the calories very low only ma!

Only like 500?

SO LOW! SO LOW! SOO........

Okay forget it =x

And i really find things VERY ironic.

You know, i've been like eating and eating all those super fattening food for the past few weeks. I mean months.

And two potentially blind people have told me that i become skinnier le in the past week...

-___-

I didn't believe their crap. So..... I went to weigh myself yesterday...........

And

I realise i lost 1kg

-______________________________-

This suddenly reminds me of how my weight 莫明其妙 dropped after i binged on chocolate last year.

My body is like........ SIAO ONE LA

Then you know the other time, i was like excessively exercising for a week.

and, i gained like... 3kg?

What kind of body is this you tell me.

And on top of all this.

There's still one more crazy thing.

Remember i ate a McSpicy meal yesterday?

I just weighed myself this morning.

And

you can throw a shoe at me now

..

My weight dropped by 0.5kg

HALLELUJAH

I NEED TO VISIT A DOCTOR

 
 
rustique
 
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I pulled up all the curtains so that it will brighten up my day (:
 
 
rustique
 
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There are so many types of people in the world -

Teacher, singer, manager, cleaner, carpenter, designer, gardener...

Me? I've figured out what i am.



I'm a number. (:


 
 
rustique
Tuesday, October 30, 2007 @ 11:22 PM
 
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假装 多好

(:
 
 
rustique
Monday, October 29, 2007 @ 7:45 PM
 
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I nearly died in school today.

The lessons were so, soooo boring. Oh god.

But luckily the presence of my camera made things so much better! (:

Pictures....... FINALLY!

=D





We went to 爱打s for lunch today, and had this spaghetti which cheated our feelings =/

So much for the egg YORK and everything. Want to cheat people, still spell wrongly -.-

HAHA. And i don't know why they look so happy in this picture.

Is it because i'm not inside ?

Okay.... i go toilet weep first. brb.

k, back -___- there's nothing to weep about actually.

Cos i figured out that the reason as to why they are looking sooo happy is because the photographer is me.

HAHAHA =D


这简直就是遗书嘛~

I MEAN 艺术! =xx

In the foreground you see, my headless friends whom faces are too HIDEOUS to be seen.

LOL. okay i just offended three people with one statement.....

I tomorrow go school sure no friends already ahhhh! =xx

I'M SORRY GUYS! SORRRYYYYYYYYY


And do you know that friends that walk ahead of you are not worth keeping ?

You can just like that let them walk, and walk, and walk, straight out of your life. LOL.

Just joking. But it might become a possibility if you all continue walking so far ahead in front of me LOL.

And guess what ?

Jasmine was frenching with kim in the com lab just now........

Goodness! =x

..

.....

............

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.......................................

.........................................................


HAHA.

Slap yourself if you really expected to see a picture of my two best friends frenching.


Ain't complete without zhen :(

Girl get well soon and come back & join us tomorrow okay? (:



Jasmine, for once, you look taller than the rest of us.

Congrats! (:

After that me and jas didn't feel like going home.. We were itching to go and play, lol.

So we went to Century Square and had prata~

And despite us learning how fattening sugar is, earlier on in F&B class today, we still helped ourselves to one big bowl of sugar to dip our prata in =D





WHO CARES LA, SERIOUSLY, WHO CARES!

Just that i need to run 58rounds tomorrow to burn off that lump of fat. =x

I'm going jogging with seowjin tomorrow~ Whoohoo!

It better not rain better not rain better not rain BETTER NOT RAIN !

After that we went to the arcade and played the Mario Racing thingy~

FUNNNN leh (:


See how happy i am! (:

And the game is sooooooo cute la! hahaha.


I sure do think i look VERY attractive.

-__-


Not bad ah, i got second!

Got improvement le hor! Last time is 4th/4.

Now is 2nd/2.

Okay...... Still the last.

Nothing to be proud of T.T

Haha~ Oh ya, i bought a new drama! Acted by 龙泽秀明 and 深田公子 ~

龙泽秀明 is so, very, charming la!

But i got a feeling that this dvd is gonna join my mountain of drama series that i have watched halfway and lost interest in watching =x

... You see how optimistic i am with things ? ;/

Ohh, and just now when i was queuing for bus at the interchange, there was this underaged ahbeng wannabe smoking behind me.

Then suddenly this uncle shouted to him and asked him to take out his I/C.

Then the little ahbeng scared le la, he bluff the uncle say he never bring his I/C out.

Then the uncle and the xiao ahbeng instantly froze and stared at each other for like 5seconds...

The whole atmosphere damn scary la =x

After that the uncle went to call police..

And i heard the xiao beng mutter under his breath " 鸡白 " =x

After that....... My bus came le, so i couldn't carry on watching the show.

Hopefully they will replay it tomorrow or something so that i can catch the ending.

LOL. =x

Then just now when i reached home, i was like finding my camera wire cos i wanted to upload pictures into my lappy.

I was finding finding finding, then i found my mp4 charger that have been gone missing for one week plus already.. So happy la! XD

But the happiness didn't last long........

Cos the ironic thing is...

I found my mp4 charger, but i lost my camera wire -.-

I nearly burst a blood vessel.

Then i was searching searching searching alllllll over my room, but to no avail =(

After that then i realised, that,

the wire was JUST BESIDE MY LAPTOP.

-_____________-

Tell me how can i not feel like banging my head against the wall.

....

Things are getting quite retarded these days.

So let's get retarded (:


* darling cough get well soon okay :[

 
 
rustique
有感而发 




又一个朋友被伤了心

她哽咽着问我哪里才有爱情

心疼地把她搂在怀里

说不哭不哭, 我却先红了眼睛

;

又一个朋友计划远行

他剪短了头发说要遗忘过去

听着他故作洒脱语气

我知道他去的地方叫做逃避
 
 
rustique
Saturday, October 27, 2007 @ 12:53 AM
 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

REN GE FEN LIE YOU KAI SHI LERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 
 
rustique
Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 10:53 PM
 
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Okay, so... I went to seowjin's house to bake today!

And i swear she makes a perfect 家庭主妇。

But the baking was kind of energy consuming, and i bake until halfway become very 不舒服 and felt like puking =x

Yea.. But the cookies and cupcakes seriously taste very nice (:




I like the way her curtains give her house such a cosy look when the sun shines in.. (:




Her brother is so, so, amusing.

He can make any visitor want to get out of the house after two minutes of stepping in. LOL.





Just look at him.

HAHA.




Seowjin with her very interesting sis that cried twice in five minutes.




Don't see the picture like so happy..

Actually we hate each other.

LOL. just joking.

And i was like telling seowjin that Africa should seriously transfer a few 难民 to her house to stay.

The amount of food that she has in her house...

Makes you wonder if their family celebrate Chinese New Year everyday.

And......

I never regret coming to her house today.

Seriously.

Look at what her mom and maid whipped up for dinner...................




I told her that i'm so gonna come to her house everyday le. leftovers i also dont mind. LOL.

And she was like telling me that :

" 不用你说我也会每天打给你约你出去好不好! 因为我现在放假了,闲空的很。我会每天打给你打到你烦死为止! "

Then i told her that :

" Ya ya, and one day when you try to call me again, you will hear :

The telephone number that you have dialled, is not in use, anymore. Thank you. "

Then she said :

" Haha! Or maybe i will hear the overseas ringing tone when i call you, cos you already 逃到外国去了! "

LOL. Damn funny la.

Yea, so after dinner, i cabbed over to the money tree's place to give my phillipino kid tuition.

I haven't been there for like 2weeks+ le la =x

And the worse part was, i only realised that her chinese exam was TODAY, today. =x
But by the time i realised it, she was in school in the midst of her exam already....

And just now when i asked her if she managed to do her paper, she told me that...

She only did one page =x

Okay................ lol?

So after tuition, i took a cab home.. Tired le =x

And i was like talking to seowjin on the phone, because today happens to be her our SUAY day.

And i wanted her to be on the other line in case i got into an accident or something, she would be the first to know. LOL.

And thanks to her suayness, which spreaded on to me,

when i was trying to walk away smugly past the table of two guys that were looking at me,
i tripped over a step and nearly fell.

SO PAISEH LA. =.=

lol, so sj was like telling me that she was at my blog. And i asked her if anyone tagged.

Then she was like reading out to me.. :

" Junhui said, LOL. oh my god la. You are sooo... HAHA. bastard.... "

Then i was like :

" HUH, how come she say me bastard? "

Then she said :

" Bastard, as in, b-u-s-t-e-d "

LOL. yuan lai is busted not bastard. I still thought why junhui scold me that sia. HAA.

Anyway, i also don't know what's the meaning of busted..? =/

lol, then we were like talking about how suay today was, and i wanted to say that it's like karma,

but i don't know why i ended up saying :

" It's like karma-sutra la! "

.................... mygoooodnesssss. poly really introduced me to alot of. erm. new things. x__x

Haha, anyway..........

Today was fun, fun, FUN!

Seowjin is still my favourite lameshit.

And i want to go over to her house to stayover next wednesday!! x[

But high chances are, my dad won't allow :( Let's go boo him together :(

Anyway seowjin,

OHH EVERY AFTERNOON WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES FOUR.

bap bee ba, bababababa bee ba.

don't laugh, you stupid woodcock. LOL.

Haha.

OHH, and i finally got back my camera from my mom le!!

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! =D

I never want to part with it again!! (:



有一些人真的很奇怪..
 
 
rustique
 
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Okay.. I just wrote Seowjin a love letter.
Oh god, what's come over me. LOL.

Here goes :

Dear Seowjin,

好久不见 !

And why am i writing you a letter when i'm just going to your house to bake some lame cookies?

HAHA. No la, just realised that i very long time never write to you le..

i scared you miss my handwriting, that's why want to write something for you to keep.

and maybe, occasionally admire =)

Anyway, i'm quite glad that we have met up like TWICE this month!

That is already considered very often as compared to last time,
when we only met up like once in five or six months. oh god.

Hmm.. Now you are having your holidays le.. Like FINALLY (:

Feel free to ask me out k!
( Don't feel expensive, cos you are not ) LOL!

Just joking, you are a priceless friend (:

See ya in a very soon time! Bye bye! (:




Yours-not-very-sincerely,
Chi leng.
i mean, zhilin.
01:12pm 26/10/07
 
 
rustique
 
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Didn't go to school today.. :x

Cos alot of my darlings all won't be there today.. ;/

Haa.. Anyway i'm going to seowjin's house to bake!

期待, 期待! ^^

I love cakes and cookies and all!

They make people so fat and happy! ;D

PS : Please TAG to let me know that your existence was once here, and also, to make me feel popular.

LOL.

Greatly appreciated (:
 
 
rustique
 


有时候,我,会走到这里,

静静地, 等着它, 移动到二。
 
 
rustique
Thursday, October 25, 2007 @ 10:52 PM
 
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So, i had my first Public Speaking tutorial today.

And i swear that the teacher looked like a ghost.

I don't mean to be mean, but she looked so scary-the way she spoke, the way she looks into people's eyes and can just stare at you for 5 seconds without shifting her eyes away, and she had white hair dangling all over her head.

Omg, and the way she speaks is so totally not engaging at all la, it's so monotonous..

And she keeps enfersizing that she is a public speaker, blahblahblah. Maybe even she finds herself unconvincing. lol =x


我可以完全想像如果她去上我猜的 "真的假不了" 说自己是PUBLIC SPEAKING 的老师的话,
吴宗宪一定会问她是不是临时演员.... -___-"

okay sorry =x

After that she asked :

"When you talk to someone, which part of his/her face do you look at? "

Then i was telling my new friend, cindy, that :

当然是眼睛啦。难道是鼻子meh?
然后讲话讲到一半的时候就跟那个人讲 OH 你鼻屎没挖干净...

Then she burst out laughing like siao... lolll.

Ok, so after that the teacher was like saying to the class :

" You see, you all are comfortable with me looking into your eyes "

Then we were all like whispering among ourselves : not at all =x

And another 经典 thing that she said was :

" You are able to communicate with someone only when you can touch a part that is very private to them. "

She was reffering to the person's soul,
but apparently, it led to a commotion in the class. lol.

Oh, oh oh! And you know.. She was trying to explain the meaning of "petite" to the class, and guess what......

She pointed to this rather fat, or to put it in a nicer way, MUSCULAR girl, and said :

" You see, THIS, is not petite. "

OMG la. I can imagine that poor, insulted girl, going to the office tomorrow to request for a transfer of class/subject le. lol =x The teacher really very straightforward sia... -.-

Oh ya! Just now zhen wanted to go MENSA to eat.. But i wanted to go ITAS cos got aircon there ma.. Then she was like over there shouting to me :

" 来 menstruation 的 人 要 去 MENSA 吃 ! "

And then the three guys walking in front of us turned back and stared at us in shock la. oh god...
Then they started laughing. =.=

以 后 我 真 的 没 有 脸 在 mensa 混 了 啦 T.T

Yea... so school ended at like 6pm today, what a long day x__x

After that i was on bus 69 planning to go home le, then i msged my dear gaos to see where she was. And she happened to be at Bugis with poline, and she asked me to go over to find them, haha.

And so, i went over to meet them, like FINALLY.
Everytime arrange to meet le but in the end also never one =x
I realise i'm more of an impromtu kind of person, lol.

I met them in front of the sex shop at bugis street, and we went in to buy some stuff.
Ya right very funny, LOL. we just met in front of the shop but didn't go in la =.=

And i was at the peak of my lameness just now. haha.
Sometimes even I, get amused by the things i say. gawd.

Then we went to this bag shop, cos poline wanted to buy a "shit colour" bag, of all colours. lol!

And after i was over there criticising how disgusting brown colour bags are, for around 20minutes,

i got one for myself as well -___-

Lame la.. lol.

Before that i was still very undecisive on whether to buy or not..

Then the aunty was like telling me that :

"这个bag很好卖的! 昨天我一开门就有一个FILIPINO来买三个leh! "

Then i was like :

" Eeyer, then 不是很那个的lor.. 我们是高级pino leh! "

And right after i said that, poline burst out laughing like crazy..
until i nearly wanted to help her dial for an ambulance... =x

After that we were over there trying to 减价 from that shop aunty.

&i think she caught my lame germs la..
She was like saying :

" 不可以减() 啦,等一下bag会坏掉~ "

-__-"And so in the end, we tell the auntie that we scissors paper stone with her, if we win, she sell us at $28, and if we lose, we pay her $30 for the bag.

And... So..............

我们用了一个愚蠢的石头剪刀布决定了胜负......

And.

i lost..........

OMG LA. the 3 of us scream until all the people outside the shop turned to look if there's a 3metre long cockroach in here or something. lolol, damn funny.

Then we were like : " 走啦,不买了,气死我了AHHH!! "

Then we were like faking to walk out already.. And then we turned back and said :
" AUNTIE算$29 laaaaaa! "

=xx

so in the end, we got our wish! Yayy! ;D

$1 also happy sia-.-

After that, we went to sit down and have a drink, and we had a longgggggg chat. Haa (:

And there was this guy that walked past and kept looking at me. Then poline and gaos were like asking me if i knew him but sadly i don't. After that he was like smiling to me la... oh godd. what's the problem with you guys these days huh -______-

Anyway, i really loved talking to gy & poline, especially when we had so many common feelings and reactions. So totally can relate to them, everything's so easy to talk about, when the 'link' is there (:

After that poline wanted me to take an mrt back with her,
and gaos wanted me to take bus 197 home with her.

... My body nearly got bisected in the middle of Bugis Junction.

-.-

And in the end, we decided to settle it in our way....

Scissors Paper Stone....

And i won! =DD

Haha but in the end, poline still ended up taking bus 197 with us, and so the three of us rode back home together (:

I enjoyed the night out with you two,
and i'm looking forward to our next laugh-until-form-six-packs session (:


escape tomorrow?
 
 
rustique
Wednesday, October 24, 2007 @ 7:24 PM
 
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In case you have been feeling so disappointed for the past few days whenever you come to my blog and see that it's still stuck at the same sickening entry, that's because.....

I have been shopping and shopping and shopping like i only have three months left to live for the past two days.

And guess what, i just calculated........

And i realised that....

i spent

a

friggin

$440

from yesterday

till today

..

.....

.............

Okay i feel like bringing everything back to the shops and get them refunded now =xxx

First time shop until when reach home will feel like crying one sia. lol =x

I think cos buy too many things at a time le... And all so expensive one =.=

Especially the mango jeans that i bought from Mango yesterday,

okay wait, what am i talking about, what mango jeans that i bought from mango?? -.-
Then mango jeans buy from Esprit meh..... =.=
And why am i even bothering to explain to myself. oh god.....

And i also bought a skirt from topshop which cost a friggin $83.

=x

Plus some other clothes, accessories, shoes, all that... There goes two third of my pay.

Anyway, these days there's really something wrong with the three of us.

And we all came to an agreement, that we have 精神分裂症 ...

Yesterday.. was lmao crazy.

After school, we couldn't decide where to go and our mood was like so crappy.

So in the end, we went to the bus stop and discuss where we want to go.

And let me help you have an insight of yesterday's scenario....

" 我们到底要去哪里....... "

" 哎呀,不知道啦。总之我不要去town就对了... "

" 我们随便去搭一个bus啦,去那个rocher canal lor! "

" 我们去 book Hotel 81 la! 很便宜的ma.. "

" 要不然我们去GEYLANG! "

" 对对对! 我也是这样想 leh! "

" 还是我们去BOOK CHALET ? "

" 我跟你讲 hor, 我们just去那边随便跟人家装熟, then 跟他们一起 BBQ la! "

" 无聊 -.- , 不然我们去老人院啦! "

" 我们怎么可以拿老人来当我们的娱乐活动呢,等一下我们去那边把老人气死怎么办 ? "

" 对! 就是要把一个老人气死我们才可以走ah~ "

" 不然我们去孤儿院啦! "

" 还是我们去SIAOLANG院 ? "

" 反正我觉得我们需要看心理医生,去看啦! 才$15而已 "

And so, we continued this ridiculously absurd conversation with eyes still staring at us ever since we mentioned Hotel 81. LOL.

After that, bus 518 came, and we don't care where we want to go already, just went up the bus.

And guess what, in the end........

We ended up going to town.

LOL -_________-

Let us recall the earlier part of the conversation okay?

* Rewind *

" 我们到底要去哪里....... "

" 哎呀,不知道啦。总之我不要去town就对了... "


lmao......

And so, we went to Fei Cui ( Crystal Jade ) to have our lunch.

I got so fat after eating cui laa.......

The two of them must be very happy la, i treat them to half of their bills lol.

But never mind la, they my darlings ma (:

Okay i want to puke.

Yea and so, after that we went to shop around and i bought a skinny jeans,

but i didn't become skinny.

Sigh, that logic doesn't work =(

How come eat feicui will become fat, but buy skinny jeans wont become skinny?

Sushi also cheat people one.

Eat 寿司 also never become de...

Baaaah.

Oh ya, and after that i don't know why, but we started talking about 姚明, that super tall china basketball player.

And some of the things that made me laugh until my stomach pain includes :



  • When he wants to buy long pants from shops, sure don't have his size one, so even if he buys the largest size of pants in the shop, it still becomes shorts for him. LOL.

  • And he is so tall that when he goes swimming in the sea, his legs can touch until the seabed le. LOLOL.

  • His girlfriend needs to...... stand on a ladder to be able to kiss him. LOLOLOL.

  • When he and his girlfriend are having some adult activities at night, their neighbours might think that there is an earthquake going on. LOLOLOLOL.

Yea, and so today, we met up again for lunch at Compass Point, Pizza Hut.

And there was this secondary school guy on the bus sitting next to me that developed a liking to me and kept sticking with me even after i got off the bus. omg.

I realise everytime i carry my that mickey mouse sling bag, always attract until secondary school boys one -_______-

Conclusion : When i carry that bag, it makes me look like a secondary school kid, therefore, attracting same igonorant species -.-

The other time at the mrt also like that.... eew.

And yesterday one of the guy staff at one of the shops that i shopped at tried to start a conversation with me and asked for my email, and told me to come back and find him again next time -.-

And the day before yesterday, when i alighted at my house bus stop, there was this group of china guys walking in front of me, and one of them kept turning back to look at me.

And he made it sooo obvious that it got quite sickening =x

You know he actually turned back to look at me for nine times, yes i counted. -.-

And it so happens that, we lived in the same condominium, and the best part is, he lives in the same block as me, and... just two storeys below me.

And after he stepped out of the lift, he turned back and gazed at me for one last time which seriously makes me feel like suggesting to my dad that... it's time to shift.

Oh God.

 
 
rustique
Tuesday, October 23, 2007 @ 10:27 AM
 


This is for you, XXXX darling.

Sometimes i may not know how to make you feel better, and afraid to say the wrong things,

so i want to give you a very true heart from a friend, and a smiley face,
because we all wish to see you smile, always (:

Cheer up girl, you are really a nice girl,
love would find it's way to you.

Good things have to be waited for.
Believe me (:

We love you!
 
 
rustique
Monday, October 22, 2007 @ 11:46 PM
 
-

今天 ...

到底 ..........

......

怎样..........


拍电影吗 ??!?
 
 
rustique
 

空虚 ; 会让人崩溃

而不善于表达 ; 会让人误会

木头人其实也会流泪

为了你, 我会 (:
 
 
rustique
 
-

Oh. My. God.

I was so shocked when i randomly came to see my tagboard just now.

I received like 18 Welcome Tags from the fellow Nuffnangers out there.......

My, oh my, that sure is a real passionate and loving community of bloggers (:

But.........

I still can't figure out how to insert the nuffnang ad html into my template...

Can any nuffnangers help? =x

Greatly appreciated for the Big Welcome!

It made my day, thanks! =)
 
 
rustique
 
-

Omg, they just had another fierce fight which seriously made me scream...

How am i going to sleep tonight :(
 
 
rustique
 
-

Oh my god...........

My two hamsters fight until one is injured le......

The stomach there.....

heart pain...... :'(
 
 
rustique
Sunday, October 21, 2007 @ 11:06 PM
 
-

My laptop is so, so screwed.

I was really soooo tempted to let it enjoy a breeze down my window, however, i don't want to be charged for killer litter.

Maybe i should let you have an insight of WHY am i in such a murderous mood.

Firstly, I've bid my Windows Vista goodbye, reformated my lappy, and i'm using Windows XP now.

Secondly, after reformatting, my laptop's wireless LAN is gone, but i don't know why i still can use the internet somehow.

Thirdly, i went to the " Add or Remove Programs " option, wanting to get rid of that irritating Windows Messenger.

I saw many icons ticked, such as Internet Explorer, Windows Media Player, etc.. And i thought those ticked ones means they are going to delete it, so i went to uncheck everything, and ticked the Windows Messenger.

In the end, i realised that, everything that i went to uncheck was deleted off, and the bloody Windows Messenger that i went to tick was kept instead.

WOW, really WOW.

And so, my Internet Explorer is gone.

My Windows Media Player is gone.

And many other i-forgot-what programs are also gone.

And.... I'm so happy to find out that..

My laptop has no sound..

And it can't display chinese words.
(Okay, after i posted this entry i suddenly can view chinese words already -.- )

I'm so happy now that i can vomit fifty eight pails of blood you know.

What a merry ending for my holidays.

Dammit! =D

Okay, maybe things aren't that bad after all. At least i still have access to my blog and msn.
However, i don't deny that i still have thoughts of disassembling this $%^#*^%# machine. BRRR.
 
 
rustique
Saturday, October 20, 2007 @ 9:56 AM
 
-


世界上最可恶的东西就是

睡 不 着 ahhhhh!!

Did some kuku change my room's air freshener to coffee flavour or something last night?

Or did i visit Alice (who is still stuck in her Wonderland ever since that story is created), and had a high tea session with her in my dreams?

Maybe i should request for bubble tea the next time any moron offers a drink to me in my dreams.

Why can't i get to sleep............ T.T

And Oh God, Mary, and all the other bible people up there....

Why... Is.... Time.... Passing.... So........ Slow.....ly.....

And why am i asking so many Whys.........

I guess i'd need to borrow my baby bro's 十万个为什么 VCD ans search for the answer.... Sigh.

WHY

is my clock like going.. tick-tock...... teeee-eek.. taw-wwwk....

I think it must be laoya brand one, needle move so slowww -.-

I don't mind throwing in five hundred dollars to buy a clock with a better stamina that can go ticktockticktockTICKTOCKticktockticktockticktock!!

or better still,

it can just go tickticktickTICKTICKtickTICKticktickTICKticktiktiktik and skip all the stupid tocks. =x

And wow, i realise that, i don't make any sense at all! :D

Hahahahahaa.... =x

Bye.
 
 
rustique
Friday, October 19, 2007 @ 11:21 PM
 
-

笨蛋 哭什么
 
 
rustique
 


Are you little fairies walking into a fairytale ?

Cos if you are, please bring me along... ♥

 
 
rustique
 



Wth? I didn't know that even orange skins will feel hor你 too -.-

Okay don't stare too long, later you lose your appetite for lunch.... =x

But if you are on a diet, then by all means.

PS : 这纯粹是为了娱乐效果,跟我个人兴趣无关。
 
 
rustique
 
-


很开心,

最近发现到其实有满多朋友都有一直来读我的部落格.. ^^

Like everytime when i meet up with old friends, they would be telling me that my blog is so lame, and it always makes them laugh (:

Yesterday yunzhi told me that she's one of my blog readers too~ Then she said that her other friends also got come read one!

I was like, omg la... So touched (:

Then she mentioned about my that entry on the Top 10 Most Disgusting Friendster Guys..

LOL. Like almost every friend that i meet up with will bring that up la!

I hope i hadn't caused those guys featured in that entry any inconvenience in their lifes =x

Haha yea, and 2 days ago when i met up with seowjin, she also got tell me that her classmate yiqing reads my blog, as well as one of her cousins.. (: (:

It is soooo comforting to hear from your friends that even their friends read your blog too.

And i'm so happy to be able to put smiles on peoples' faces and make them laugh out loud (:

Like the other time, when i was feeling kinda emo, and i received a call from gaoyan.

When i answered, she immediately burst out laughing into the phone, and said that she is reading my blog now, and she scolded me for being so lame =x

In the end i ended up laughing with her at the idiotic things that i wrote too (:

And for the past one week plus, when i go see my blog summary, it's around 83 to 85 people everyday! x____x

And on 15 Oct, 106 people came to my blog. *___*

That was my highest record, hehx ^^

Anyway, i would just like to thank all my friends, as well as their friends, and their uncle aunties, for taking your time out to read my blog entries (:

Thank you.

And to all my fake readers that come to my blog just to make my rating high, i appreciate it alot, and do collect your cheque of $50 from my secretary on Monday -.-

Last but not least....

Once a lameshit,

Forever a lameshit.

But when a lameshit is emo and can't be lame anymore,

She's just shit.


Cheers! ^^
 
 
rustique
Thursday, October 18, 2007 @ 11:29 PM
 
-


今天.. 回去了那个地方。

7个月不见,即熟悉又陌生..

好想念她们三个 ; 就像家人一样。

至于其他的,

已经... 好模糊了。
 
 
rustique
 
-

School is finally reopening next monday~

After like 1 month 3 weeks of holiday..

And my next sem's timetable is out.

And i'm so shocked that i got Jap for my CDS.

I thought that Jap was damn popular and i sure won't be able to get it one la, but in the end....

MUAHAHAHA =D

But i realised that, i seems to be the only one in the class that is taking jap T.T

The other CDS i got is Public Speaking~~

Great, i really need to work on my public speaking and fight away my phobia (:

So basically, lesson starts at 10am everyday, and ends at either 4pm/6pm.

But Wednesday is crazy.

Only got 1 hour of lesson, which is from 9am to 10am =.=

Haha. Actually i'm quite happy with the new timetable, because school ends like L-A-T-E.

AHHH. I gtg faster prepare le!

Meeting Yunzhi at TM for lunch, and she is ALREADY LEAVING THE HOUSE,
and i'm still in my tweety bird pyjamas! =x

Ahhhhh, byebyebyebyebye~~ (:
 
 
rustique
Wednesday, October 17, 2007 @ 10:10 PM
 

Your voice, was the soundtrack of my summer.
 
 
rustique
 
-

Met up with seowjin the squirrel, and liujun the wifey today (:

Like FINALLY.

Oh god. Isn't it cliche that everytime people say :

" Hey, long time no see! When are you free? Let's go out together someday okay! "

But the 'someday' never ever seems to come.

-___-

And so, today happened to be that "someday", =.= , and we went to catch a movie together.

Before that seowjin was still suggesting that we could go watch The Last Breath.

And i was like :

" Eee, don't want la, it's a scary movie right? "

And she said that she also not sure.

Me : " Hello? Does the name - The Last Breath sound like a comedy to you? "

Seowjin : " Maybe it's so funny that you laugh until your last breath? "

............... -____- Tell me, why do i still bother to maintain a friendship with such a lameshit after five years?

Okay so, as i was saying, we went to watch Mr Woodcock in the end.







Hmm... For those that haven't watched..

You would hate that Woodcock throughout the show, but maybe like him only towards the ending.

Poor Woodcock.

He gets hated by the audience for like 80 minutes,

and 7minutes after the audience start to like him,

the movie ends.

lol =x

And there was this scene where sj was laughing over the fact that that lady had to take up three seats. lolol.





Anyway i have to say that the ending isn't exactly very complete.

But on the overall, it's a nice show (:

And so after that sj forced us to go Haagen Daaz with her so that she can make use of the $10 voucher that her mom gave her.

LOL. No la, actually we were very willing parties =x

And when we were waiting for our banana split, i took a sip of the ice water they provided, then sj was like saying to me :

" Eh, 奇怪,你不觉得那个水有一种怪怪的味道吗? "

Then i was like : " 有 meh? "

Then she said.........

" 有一种 woodcock 的味道 "

I........ nearly........ spitted the water out.


Can you imagine a woodcock floating in your glass and, LOL, i shan't say any further. i want to laugh already lmaooo =x


恶心死了 eeeeeeeee~~~ 低级! 低级!!

Yea, so after that, when we had to part and go home le, i abit 不舍得 them.. :(

Don't know when can get to see them again...... hai.

Lastly, the three most retarded statements of today.

sj - what song?

zl - HAHAHAHA... erm, how many?

woodcock- one of my swimmers...

lol lol lol. don't doubt your intelligence level if you don't get this. (:



 
 
rustique
 


AHHHHH (: (: (:

I just read raudah's blog.
Her blog entry made me smile (:

went home for awhile to go out again and meet my dearest BAOBEI.
LIEW ZHI LIN!!!!
OMFG.I MISS HER LIKE..................
okaaay.point taken.
hahaa.
we went to cine kbox.
and i sang my heart out for 6 hours!!!
and i feel good soon after!!!!
BAOBEI...
谢谢你
you've been a great companion.
heeh.(:
though we didnt camwhore today at KBOX.
sigh.
haah.next time lor. okaay??(:


OKAYYY BABE!!

You have been a great companion too! Go high again at kbox again next time okay! (:

LOVE YAA ^^
 
 
rustique
Tuesday, October 16, 2007 @ 10:12 PM
 

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[ Edited ]

Just back from cineleisure.. tired =O

Kbox-ed for five and a half hours today, oh my god =x

And the $5 promotion is not $5 afterall, in the end after service charge and everything, still adds up to $10. Haa.

And guess what?

Raudah and me were in Room 73,

Zhen and her friends were in Room 72,

& Jasmine and her friends were in Room 71.

We were just like side by side to each other in the same building, same level. LOL.

So fun! =D

After 5pm, we extended our time till 8pm, and paid another $10, and we all combined into one room (:

And we were like so high just now la,

throwing green peas and nuts at one another,

screaming at ultrasound pitch that nearly exploded their sound system,

slamming doors, (chicken say byebye - according to zhen)

screaming at the lobby saying how angry i was, (omg, do i really look better in pictures?! =@)

hopping from one room to another,

& doing retarded actions that we ourselves can't take it.


HAHAHAH.

Oh, and i finally got to see my dear kua after soooo long. missed her leh (:

I can't wait for school to reopen, can't wait to hang out with those morons again (:

Oh ya, THANKS for the belated 59 days birthday song.

That's the most out-of-tune happy birthday song i've ever heard, but it rocks -__-

In return, i have something to say to you all...

Como se llama, bonita mi casa

Shakira, Shakira

Remember?

LOL

 
 
rustique
Monday, October 15, 2007 @ 9:17 PM
 
-

ZHILIN ♀ Ask me out . says:
wad movie is there that u HAVENT watched and u think its nice?

.[HaPpEniN][xxiAojunn]. Hello?.......................... says:
hmmmmmm................................................................


.[HaPpEniN][xxiAojunn]. Hello?.......................... says:
brothers


ZHILIN ♀ Ask me out . says:
got such movie?


.[HaPpEniN][xxiAojunn]. Hello?.......................... says:
is there a movie like that?

.[HaPpEniN][xxiAojunn]. Hello?.......................... says:
haha


ZHILIN ♀ Ask me out . says:
LOL


.[HaPpEniN][xxiAojunn]. Hello?.......................... says:
LOL


ZHILIN ♀ Ask me out . says:
LOL

ZHILIN ♀ Ask me out . says:
LOL

.[HaPpEniN][xxiAojunn]. Hello?.......................... says:
LOL


My first laugh of the day (:

Seowjin's so lame, she always makes me laugh.

And i don't exactly know what's so funny about it, it's just funny. lol.
 
 
rustique
 


只是

有一点寂寞 ..

:(
 
 
rustique
Sunday, October 14, 2007 @ 8:48 AM
 


Mood-swings.


- - - - =)

- - - - - - - - - - - - - =X

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ='(

- - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - =D
 
 
rustique
Friday, October 12, 2007 @ 10:23 PM
 
-

Met up with zhen again today (:

Had pizza hut for lunch, and i happily welcomed 394836 new fat cells into my body =D

After that we went over to cineleisure to take neoprint, and before that, i went to visit my dear gaos at work (:

And i only let her go back to work after i successfully managed to make her say that my hair looks better now.

LOL

After that we went to take pretty pretty neoprints =D

&We were like over there happily decorating our neoprints, despite the time being 5:10pm already, and the movie starts at like what, 5pm?

..........

So after that, we R-A-N back to Plaza Sing, and it's been quite some time since i had such crazy moments.

I miss the times i had there in IMH.

When are they inviting me back again?

Ya very funny.

OHH yes, i just realised that i forgot to mention what movie we watched. lol.

But i don't plan to tell you all anyway, 鸡婆

LOL.

Just joking, joking.

PLEASE DON'T LEAVE MY BLOG!!! :((

lol =.= Yea, we watched My DNA Says I Love You.






I think the casts selection abit not suitable.

Like there was this female lead that seriously looks like an aunty, but 彭于晏 actually has a deep crush on her la =S

Ya, and omg, i like the part where 何潤東 kissed his gf on her forehead when they tumbled down and he fell on top of her.

That was so romantic, gosh.

they really should go die for making me envious till now ;x

I think guys that kiss their girlfriend on their forehead is really, sweet. (:

And NO i'm not hinting anything.

I also don't know how come got underline under it =x


lol. then me and zhen kept hitting each other whenever the male leads does something sweet or just happens to be very charming at that moment.

I think next time when we go watch some stupid romantic movie together, we should sit like six seats away, in case we suffer from any internal injuries.

But still, i'd bring a bamboo stick with me and whack you whenever i cant stand any parts (:

Oh ya, we went to watch Death At A Funeral two days back.





It's a lameshit movie, and many unexpectedly hilarious things happened at this dad's funeral.

Can go and have a laugh =D
 
 
rustique
 
-

LOL.

I just overheard a conversation between my baby bro and my 2nd brother.

Baby bro : Mommie say cannot everyday eat macdonalds, or you will become a fatty bom bom, you will become a 盘子!

And me and my 2nd bro burst out laughing LMAO.

胖子 become 盘子 -____-"

And,

I am starting to think that that woman is a big fan of 881.

Because everytime i ask her for expenditure money, she will say " 去跟爸爸要 "

Ya ya, everything also 跟爸爸要, 爸爸要 (ba ba yao ) ...... 881 -.-
 
 
rustique
 


 
 
rustique
 


请把你的小手交给我

外面天再冷,

全都由我负责。
 
 
rustique
Thursday, October 11, 2007 @ 6:48 PM
 


你在的时候,你是一切。

你不在的时候,一切是你。
 
 
rustique
Wednesday, October 10, 2007 @ 9:18 PM
 


又生病了......

你这个讨人厌的鼻涕自己来就好了,

干嘛那么鸡婆连发烧都一起带来啊。

难过死了 :(
 
 
rustique
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 @ 4:06 PM
 
-

I don't want to be your fking dog anymore.

After today, i am no longer your loser "employee" that you can push about for all you want.

I will die here.

From your personal attacks that i can't retaliate to at all,

only letting me off on mondays and depriving me of meeting my boyfriend that is only out on the weekends,

and

not letting me eat.

I'm so hungry and my ego is all hurt now ; iwanttocry
 
 
rustique
Monday, October 08, 2007 @ 11:04 AM
 



如果醉倒的时候,要说爱你让你快乐。

在你想走的时候,我会坚决把你抱着。

从你爱美的时候,突然心中丧生硕果。

我最光荣的时候,我希望你能看着我。
 
 
rustique
Saturday, October 06, 2007 @ 10:45 AM
 

Is there such a thing as Saturday blues?

Cos i think i'm having it now.

(:
 
 
rustique
 


她,看起来,有一些忧愁。
或许人间不适合天使。
 
 
rustique
 


别让它受伤了。
 
 
rustique
Tuesday, October 02, 2007 @ 4:42 PM
 
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Prettily pink (: (:
 
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