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☆★ 心型圈 ☆★: February 2008

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Friday, February 29, 2008 @ 2:40 PM

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Just some random stuff for today.

1. I managed to turn one of my guy friend into a lesbian :D

2. I was drunk when i didn't even drink any alcohol.. -.-

3. I scared my wife.

4. I created my viwawa account, and i spent like 20mins just choosing my doll's mouth -__-

You can imagine how long it took me before I'm done with the hair, eyes, clothes, etc.

And when I'm FINALLY done,

THEY DON''T WANT TO HELP ME CREATE MY DOLL BECAUSE THEY SAY I DONT HAVE ENOUGH VIWAWA MONEY...........

I'm so gonna sue them for cheating my feelings ):

5. I formed a secret society. Don't tell anyone.

6. I'm working at the upcoming IT Fair.. I think :/

7. I am on the verge of booking an air ticket online to leave the country on 4th March midnight, in time to escape for myself from bankruptcy.

Reason being :

My three best friends' birthdays just so happens to fall one after another.

5th March - Zhen, my paris wife

6th March - Val, my baybee girl

7th March - Seowjin, my former insomia friend

Damned!

You tell me how how HOW.

OH YA BY THE WAY

8. I GOT MY LIFE BACK!

Exams are finally over!

It's my first day of the two-month-holiday today!!!

And i'm already getting bored of it -.-

I even had to refer to the mrt map to gain inspiration on where to go.

I'm sure some of you might need it very soon too. So here it is.

(click to enlarge)

BORING.

9. Me and zhen were like bored to our wits end already that she suggested :

" Why not you just come over to my house and i help you shave your 脚毛 la. "

Oh wow.

Wow friend.

I'm sure that would be a...very.. hmmm. interesting activity?

But unfortunately i don't have any leg hair for you to shave ):

Maybe you could work on my head, I would love to find out how Britney felt :/ ok i'm sorry britney

10. And i remembered feedbacking to M1 that i wish to unsuscribe from the phone bill mailing service already, but i don't know why is it that i still see my phone bill on my table again this month.

Shit.

Anyone wants to help me pay? :x

Bahhhh.

Enough of all these un-nutritious rubbish.

Some idiotic reader feedbacked that my entries are getting very short these days and i always delete them after awhile..

So here is your LONGGG crapshit entry and don't worry i'm not gonna delete this :D

Hahaha. Bye! :)

@ 9:20 AM

you couldn't say

i couldn't tell

...

it meant so much

yet so little

..;

insomia, once more.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008 @ 7:51 PM

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_______________ 。

Nothing.

安静地在身边

Monday, February 25, 2008 @ 1:50 PM

I've been flying high and low,

high and low.

But baby don't you know

I ain't that bold.

I haven't told you, but

I'm afraid to fly without you.

So ♥, just a little more,

just a little more..

Sunday, February 24, 2008 @ 12:14 PM

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Rotten rotten mood.

Happy studying

@ 5:20 AM

I didn't know you knew how to paint rainbows in the nightsky.

O my talented sunshine, goodnight.

Thursday, February 21, 2008 @ 10:58 PM

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Why do people get more intelligent after studying

But me

I seem to be progressing towards the retardation department.

I don't know what was I thinking.

I actually went to put my textbook outside marina square's toilet just now.

Hoping that someone would just steal it.

So that i don't have to study it anymore.

...

My chest hurts.

Breathing has became such a chore.

How interesting, I have to remind myself to breathe. every now and then, or I might just stop.

Let me know if you need such reminder service too.

And I don't mind sharing my black hair dye with you after the exams.

Tomorrow, it's tomorrow.

See you at the rooftop.

suffocating.

@ 12:13 PM

First thing of the day

I want it to be you

and you?

Wednesday, February 20, 2008 @ 1:47 PM

Let's fall.

Shall we.

@ 12:00 AM

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Hello.

Today I learnt this thing called Control.

Doesn't make much of a sense.

And I'm not really liking it.

Boooo.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008 @ 7:47 AM

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This sucks man.

Really really sucks.

I can't sleep.

I can't sleep.

I can't sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

:(((((((

Insomia is like 生不如死.

ARGH.

I studied till 4:40am just now and went to sleep

&i started at like what, 3:50am? -.-

And at around 7am. Tada. I'm wide awake.

I just can't get to sleep........

This is so torturous I swear.

I give up sleeping. I give up.

And I only have two words for myself.

Good Luck.

I don't know how am i gonna survive my day with only two hours of sleep.................... :((((((

I'M SO UPSET LAAAAAAAAA.

I feel like a... what do you call that. suicidal panda?

And the morning's damn cold............

@ 2:13 AM

I am reallyyy tempted to post those unglam shots that we took of each other just now at macs!!

But I don't wish to wake up the next morning finding that I've only like one friend left, which is val herself :x

My goodness.

I swear you can laugh three of your asses off at those pictures.

And val, if one day my camera happens to get stolen,

we can link arms and jump off the tallest building together.

AND.

If one day we were everrr to become arch enemies,

you can set my house on fire/ plant a bomb in my hamburger/ kidnap my brother (i'd appreciate that alot actually)

Just DON'T. DON'T. EVER.EVER.EVER.

post those pictures anywhere.

Don't forget, I have yours with me too........

*winks*

❤ you!!

See you sooooooon.

Monday, February 18, 2008 @ 11:46 AM

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Yesterday I was trying to walk from Esplanade Library to City Hall mrt..

I from Esplanade walk walk walk, then I realised that I had been walking towards the wrong direction -.-

Walked until a river there.

Dear God, I got your hint. ):

But nah, what's the point of trying to drown myself when I know how to swim and the river is only like one metre deep -.-

Okay come to think of it. I think that was a pond.

OHH. Talking about pond. Which reminds me of the 'porn' vid someone forced me to watch yesterday!!

BEFORE YOUR IMAGINATION RUNS WILD.

It was not really porn alright. I guess they didn't have any clothes on because their filming team were tight on budget or something :/

Okay and so, someone, who wishes to be known as annonymous, (which i personally feel that annoyingmous suits him better), actually showed me this lesbian porno video which is very, very, interesting!

Ya right -___-

I swear on my great grandma's name that the video was absurdly absurd.

Great. I've got signs of limited vocab already..

Basically, throughout the whole five minutes of the clip, the two blondes were just like vomitting into each other's mouths. Very interesting huh -___-

I don't know howww they managed to have a never ending supply of vomit.

AND.

I would really like to know why,
WHY were they eating another girl's shit.......?!?!?

Hello?

It was super WTFxzxzsxz i swear.

But it somehow reminded me of Ben&Jerry's Chocolate with Fudge Almonds ice-cream!

Okay I know this is a really lousehh comparison :x

But this is a free will society man, i can say whatever i like! Muahahah :D

I seriously wanted to die after watching it la.

Okay I realised I digressed very faaaaaaaaar.

From walking the wrong direction.. can link until lesbians eating each other's shit -.-

My apologies.

And so, as I was saying.

I walked back the opposite direction and reached Marina Square.

And I've come to a sad realisation that.

Ten times I went there, ten times I got lost.

That's really sad.. Or maybe you would prefer to call that pathetic.

I was like trying to find my way to the link to Citylink Mall.

There was this signboard indicating " MRT - Up "

Which looked something like (image below)

And so I went up the escalator, but all i saw was shops, there was no link to the mrt station at all.

So I went down the escalator.. and continued walking & finding..

And then I saw another sign, which pointed MRT station - Up, again.

And so I went up, and found myself at the same place again.

And this carried on for the next one hour.

After that then I realised that, I've been circling the mall, going up the same escalator, reaching the same place, going down the same escalator, and going up the friggin same one, again and again, for at least twenty times.

And then I figured out the reason WHY I can never ever get to the mrt station.

That's because all along, I have misunderstood the sign.

THIS

meant walk straight.

NOT GO UPPPPPPPPP

-__________________-

It was really a big insult to my intelligence.

And I think my beeyouteefool name should be put up on the Singapore Failure Citizens' Book Of Record.

Description : Mentally disabled citizen stuck in shopping mall for sixty minutes going up the same escalator for approximately twenty times trying to find mrt station which was just straight ahead.

Arghhh.

Tell me I still rock your world.

PS: My baybeee girl, please shine on the stage tonight! <33

PPS: THANKYOU SJ for.. you know i know can already :x

PPPS: Wenny you're not forgotten :)

PPPPS: Please shoot yourself liewzhilin. You're supposed to be studying.

Saturday, February 16, 2008 @ 4:21 PM

Thankyou my baybee girl.

Let's meet up soon,

Feb's ending. ❤

Go Away Mr Lonely.

Find a New Best Friend.

Friday, February 15, 2008 @ 9:15 PM

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就突然间很痛

我也不知道为什么

it still kills me.

@ 9:47 AM

Passing faces

Which would stay.

Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 10:21 AM

今天应该叫麻木节才对。

my feelings.my sanity.i think im losing em' all.

Congratulations Zhilin :)

Define this feeling. If i have any.

Happy Valentines Everyone.

@ 12:46 AM

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Some very very kind soul actually rode down from jurong to send me nasi lemak just in time before i died of hunger.

zomg. i swear next time when im hungry i'd just keep it to myself :x

thank you didi, hope you reached home in one piece :)

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 @ 9:29 PM

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My mind is blank now.

Don't know why....

And i'm hungry................ argh.

I hate hate HATE getting hungry every night ):

Can someone cook for me.. please?

I might marry you if you can keep me full 24/7.

:)

And just in case you think that i'm aneroxic, i am sorry to tell you that i am not.

I'm a happy fat ass that hugs french fries to sleep :D

Mms....

Gab sent his nonexistant twin bro to watch ahlong with me today.

LOL.

Mark Lee's malaysian accent is super amusing!

..

I don't know what I'm doing tomorrow.

Lalala.

To hell with it.

Bye :)

hey there, i'm a little lost. could you help me?

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 @ 2:46 PM

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Wow. It must be some kind of miracle that I am home so early today.

I'm damn sleepyyyyyyyyyy. arghh.

I shall be a good girl and go straight home after school on thursday....

:)

gdluck:)

Monday, February 11, 2008 @ 10:56 PM

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Met up with an old friend.

There was no more pretense, no more defence.

I haven't told anyone. I haven't told myself.

I've been running, running..

running.....

away

i just need someone.anyone.noone.to embrace me.

now.

and who really cares? none :)

Sunday, February 10, 2008 @ 4:39 AM

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Just got back from dxo...

Clubbing is really an eye opener to a different side of human nature.

But owells, it really made me know alot more, and I finally got to do some serious dancin after eight thousand years :D

And I'm sorry, I ain't one of those, so please keep your hands to yourself.

For your information, I have a saw in my pocket :)

& I think there was some internal war going on between those two guys, so I just told them that I was a lesbian :x

Argh. I don't know how much smoke I've inhaled throughout the night.

Every single person there was a smoker. What is the world coming to.

I almost wanted to start preaching to this little ahbeng beside me about the dangers of smoking, but I don't want to die on the third day of new year.

So.... nevermind :) My life is more important than his anyway :)

And val was so sweet laa! She texted me and was like :

" Try not to inhale so much smoke. And don't stay out too late. "

Hahaha, thankyou my baybeee :)

I think I've lost the ability to label any men "safe".

Maybe you could tell me yourself.

Happy Birthday my dear Karmen.

Saturday, February 09, 2008 @ 2:14 AM

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I WON EIGHTY FOUR DOLLARS FROM BLACKJACK!!!!

But I lost $160 after that -__-

And a charity drive was subconsiously being formed on the table for me.

Whenever I got no more money to play, my dad/grandpa would automatically put a pile of red notes in front of me.
I should have told them i preferred blue ones :/

And at the end of three hours, I have caused both of my dearest kins to go bankrupt after they have kindly extended their financial assistance to me time and again.

Seriously. My luck is like birdshit suay.

Dear God, you dote on me in the wrong way already..

I just need twenty one. But why do you always give me twenty twoooo ):

And it's like the people sitting next to me kept losing and losing too.

And then I figured out that I might just be the main source of suayness on the table.

So I left my seat, and retired to my granny's room.

True enough, after I went up, I heard like three shouts of
" WAH BLACKJACK AH! " within five minutes............

Conclusion.

I am a supershit suay person that dai suay the people around me :)

I think tomorrow when I go over to my granny's house to gamble again, I'd see a seperate table prepared for me already.

Cool.

Friday, February 08, 2008 @ 9:15 PM

87 words

free Touch typing

GO TRY!!

Pekchekness guaranteed! :D

Thursday, February 07, 2008 @ 11:42 AM

HAPPY

MOTHER'S

DAY!!!

I've figured out that everyone's probably gotten half-sick of hearing Happy CNY already, so here's something different for your eyes! :D

thank me thank me HAHAHA.

Morning madness -.-

Anyways.

It's CNY. And my room looks like it's been ransacked + participated in the Sumatra tsunami.

It's like totally...

ARGH.

Please don't try to visualise.

Because whatever you managed to imagine it to be, would still be way better than the real state of it.

I've tried to upload a picture of my beautifully disgusting room to give you guys an insight on how cleaaaan my room is.

But apparently blogger have been rejecting my photo time and again since two hours ago...!!

Perhaps the Blogger Community of Worried Parents have already called for an urgent meeting to discuss if they should permanently ban me from uploading pictures that might be of bad influence to their kids ):

And guess what.

One of my friend's dad actually paid her $250 to clean up her own room.

zomg......

I guess I should have a little talk with my dad later too.

=D

Ahh.

Everyone's all out visiting already but daddy's still sleeping! :[

I'm waiting for him to wake up to realise that it's CNY.

Hoho.

I've changed my blog song! So high! :D

公鸡发财 EVERYONE!

早生贵子!!! :D

@ 1:01 AM

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I'm sorry.

But I'm not here to say Happy New Year.

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Ahhhhhhhhhh.

I have this sudden anxiety to roar out that..

THERE ARE SO MANY MOVIES THAT I WANNA WATCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Ah Long Pte Ltd

Seems interesting.

But can Fann Wong don't look at me like that.

Kung Fu Dunk

This one even better.

He don't even wanna look at me.

CJ17

Stephen Chow the joker.

Away From Her

(only available in The Cathay)

Aww. An old couple :)

Shattered

Some action movie.

The Old Garden

A korean romance film

27 Dresses?

I have already given up on it.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008 @ 4:58 PM

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Just now when I was sitting at the balcony talking on the phone.

My baby brother came running into the balcony naked,

And threw a lyrics book down.

And so I watched the lyrics book fall down from the eighth storey to the first, with a big question mark on my face.

Then I asked him :

" Yuanyuan, what happen to you? "

He said

" Tired. "

...........

So does throwing a lyrics book down make you more energetic or something?

No link.

No link........

Okay and my dad just came home and is scolding him now :x

" Yuanyuan, if you do this again, I am going to give you away to the security guard. If it drops on somebody's head, got blood come out how? "

My dad is very stressed in this family.

Woots.

My paris wife just proposed to me.

6 March 2008.

I'd check my schedule with my secretary and get back to you again k?

Hoho.

&I'm still clueless about my next thurs :x

Booo.

Happy Chinese New Year to all by the way!

We can all sign up for gym classes together after that! :D

sick again, again, againnn ):

@ 1:07 AM

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What an exhausting day.

I only had one and a half hour of sleep yesterday.

And I walked around town for CNY shopping with val for like 10 freaking hours.

...

I don't know why suddenly there's so many........

=xxxxx

I'm too tired to talk to anyone today. ):

Maybe, just maybe, I only have energy, for one.

would you talk to me tomorrow

My life is really like two extremes.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008 @ 5:21 AM

Seems like I have no fate with this movie.

@ 2:16 AM

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Surprise, surprise.

Unexpected, totally.

But where did it go again

And my darned period is like making me moodyyyy but that's good, cos rico is buying me cadbury! LOL :D

And and.

Suddenly girls wearing very little clothing keep viewing my friendster profile.

I'm worried. :x

And to the bengs that attempted to add/message me.

Can. You. All. Just. Stop.

It's frightening me, a little?

At least have the courtesy to drop a message first or something to let me consider if i wanna be your one thousand and oneth twit friend right.

-___-

Stupid twits.

I hope the next time the bird flu comes, it'll just kill all the friggin twitty birds.

:D

Hmm...

Friendster is....

Not a very accurate reflection of individuals?

So I guess I'd only talk to people that makes me feel safe (:

i've grown scared, of people entering and leaving.

Monday, February 04, 2008 @ 1:07 PM

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I was running late for school again today.

And so I had to take a cab.

I got on the cab.

Me : " Uncle, Temasek Poly "

I looked at the driver's hair and realised that it's a woman.

Me : " Oh sorry, Auntie, Temask Poly "

Then I looked at the rear mirror reflection and realised that

It's a man..........

-___-

And I felt very sorry towards the driver throughout the whole journey.

And so before I got down the cab when I reached school, I wanted to make up for it and correct my previous 'mistake', so I said :

" Thankyou uncle "

And then I looked at the driver's name

It's a freaking female.

.......................

...................................................................

...............................

.............

I SHOULD JUST SHUT UP AND NEVER OPEN MY MOUTH AGAIN.

@ 9:03 AM

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Zomg. I can't believe I actually slept from 3pm yesterday all the way till 9am this morning.

Save the counting. It's a friggin 18 hours.

No wonder both my dad and my maid took turns to come into my room to ask if i'm okay.

And no wonder I woke up feeling dizzy cos I did not have lunch and dinner yesterday =x

Fell dead asleep on my bed after I came back from the chalet.

Dead beat.

But it was worth it, i guess.

(:

Knew many new, "interesting" people.

Saw many old, familiar faces.

One too familiar.

Shan't go into details, gotta rush off to school!

What a convenient excuse :D

HAHAHA. byebye :)

Saturday, February 02, 2008 @ 5:45 AM

It's 4:08am now.

I still can't bear to go to sleep, because it is my
first night of reconcilation with my beloved laptop! :D

And just now I got my dad to help me cook maggi mee.

I realised that every two months my dad will have to teach me how to cook maggi mee all over again.

It's just that same few simple steps but idk why I keep forgetting -.-

And.

I realised that I have not been blogging about my daily life happenings for quite some time already :/

Okay.

First things first.

I finally brought my laptop to Sim Lim to get it repaired today.

And I realised that I brought my Sony laptop to a HP shop to get it fixed -.-

Abit no link, but the guy still helped me fix it :D

And I was supposed to pay $50 for the repairs but he didn't charge me for it in the end.

God should really extend that guy's life for another three years for being such a kind soul.

And I really feel that 77 Street should issue GetALife cards to those cheekohpeks in Sim Lim la.

They keep producing urinal noises and emitting unneccesary Hellos.

Once again,

Get A Life.

After that me and zhen went to Laselle and NAFA for some sightseeing.

Ultimately, I still think TP is the best!
(though I have the tendency of threatening to quit school almost everyday) :D

After that we went to Bugis 'attempting' to shop for CNY clothes.

And I have come to a point where I just raised up both my hands and surrender to the fashion sense in Singapore.

The clothes are all so auntiefied.

I can't find a shop where I could successful spend more than five seconds in it, and come out without saying kns.

Booo.

After that we went to have our dinner.

And I think we are the only two abnormal people that can eat foodcourt eat until emo......

-____-

And suddenly at that point of time, it felt like the whole world has instantly died on me..

One of the lousiest lousiest lousiest feeling, is when you are struck with that downright empty mentality, thinking that you have noone.

Gee, that feeling sure do love to patronise me yea.

(:

After that when we were about to leave, I caught sight of a lady punching onto a man's chest and slapping his face non-stop.

It went something like..

punch punch slap, punch punch slap, punch punch slap.

Get the beat?

Good.

And I was like asking zhen " are they filming or is that for real? "

And so we sat by and watched the couple fight for the next fourty minutes.

The girl kept threatening to jump down, and the poor skinny guy had to use up the 450kcal he has hao bu rong yi attained from his chicken rice dinner to pull her back.

And that scene replayed for like about half an hour ; that woman never got tired of her i-want-to-jump-ah act but I was already utterly sick of it.

And so the both of us headed home feeling quite awful.

Don't know why the moodyness suddenly sunk into us..

But we conveniently put the blame onto the foodcourt, and we swore that we are never ever going there again!

:x

But something happened during the bus journey home which made me (: a little..?

Muahaha. Stupid :/

Which reminds me.

Just now at Bugis I was very shocked when I caught sight of this familiar face.

Today was the 4th time I've bumped into this random guy since 2005.

Come to think of it, I bump into him like once every year?

I don't even know him. But I just somehow managed to remember his face.

Weird...

I realised that I keep bumping into people that I see on the streets over and over again in some other corners of Singapore.

I don't know why I just have such a photographic memory of streetfaces.

Last thing.

I really have to say that I am very disgusted with people that threaten suicide.

Last time when people tell me that they want to suicide, I would be like :

Oh my god what happened, don't die!

But now.

I don't care what happened, just die.

I am really very tired of repeating myself. I'm sorry it's really impossible.

Goodnight (:

-Coincidence is God's way of remaining annonymous.

Friday, February 01, 2008 @ 9:47 AM

GOOD MORNING FEBRUARY!

Tell me I'm gonna love you.

One monthsary with singlehood