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☆★ 心型圈 ☆★: March 2008

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Monday, March 31, 2008 @ 11:32 PM

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Met gaoyan at parkway today (:

Wow, I parkwayed continuously for two days.

I would just shoot anyone who ask me out to Parkway again tomorrow.

And oh, we got approached by this random guy on the streets that claims that he is doing some "Entrepreneurship project".

Guess what? He's actually trying to make us buy some of his lame hand-folded stars at $20 per star.

LIKE WTH MANS?

That is GAYLIGHT robbery man.

Yes, if you sell twenty cent stars at twenty dollars, you must be gay.

He kept going on and on about how badly he needed people to buy if not he can't graduate from his course blahblahblah, and being a failure at rejecting people, I gave him $1 for free and let him keep the star to sell to the next unlucky fella.

Baaah, whatever~ At least I contributed one more dollar to circulate in the economy (:

OH YESS.

Me and gy both fell in love with this Puma bag which is really pretty!!

Gy liked the neon green one, and i liked the pink one.

But none of us liked the price of it.

Friggin eighty one dollars, you like?

Bahhhh.

I'm so gonna come back and get it when I strike 4D which I don't even buy?

Okay nvm. -.-

And then when we were having lunch, I caught sight of this two Japanese boys sitting diagonally across us.

Zomg.. I swear they are damn cute! *__*

And one of them looks like 王传一!!

I was like totally, totally SMITTENED, I wanted to slap myself and I think gy very much wanted to slap me too.

I realised I have developed this fettish for little boys since don't know when?

Congrats, liew zhilin's turning into a paedophile.

And after they ate finish, we stalked them for awhile. HAHAHA.

But sadly our bags weren't big enough to kidnap them home ):

After that we went to Addidas and I went to try on a top.

The lighting in the changing room was really strong, and I can't help but to notice that the blackheads on my face is getting waaay out of hand and in fact it's getting into the nose. x_x

It triggered me to take out my phone instantaneously to dial for my mom informing her that her daughter needs URGENT FACIAL, and she booked an immediate 6:30pm slot for me.

HOW EFFICIENT! lmaoo.

Okay I sound like some freaking bimbo which I am anyway.

LOL.

So I went for facial just now and it sure was painful getting all those stubborn blackheads out.

But no pain no gain, so must RENNNNszxzxszsxssxxzzszx!

Blahhh. Suddenly I'm stoned again :/

I don't rock when I'm stoned,

so buhbye.

@ 2:54 AM

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Went to find my mom at Parkway ~~just now~~ yesterday..

Called her to ask her where she was, and she was like :

Mom : " 你来 lemon tree 找我 "

Me : " Huh? Lemon tree? "

Mom : " 对对, lemon tree. "

- Pauses for six seconds to process her incredible lemon tree... -

After God finally enlightened me..

Me : " 你是说 ice lemon tee huh...... -__- "

My goodness... I nearly coughed out blood trying to catch her impressivenot English :x

And my mom's getting really funny these days.

I LOVED her suggestion of putting dried shit into somebody's porridge. *winks*

You're really a remarkable mom! Muahahaha~

Of course that's pure fictional.

But I'd still gladly standby the ingredients though ;D

Jajaja.

Will update again when I got the 灵感~

Now is 零感.

ZERO. Yay!

Hahaha, nights! :x

@ 1:09 AM

深夜; 夜深。

Sleep well, my dearest boy.

Inhale.... Feel me? (:

Friday, March 28, 2008 @ 1:35 PM

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My baby bro never fails to amuse me with those little stunts he pulls off occasionally.

Yesterday, he actually went to take out all the fruits from the fridge, and placed them into the washing machine.............

When my maid discovered his materpiece, she was like :

" Yuanyuan why did you do that?? "

And he replied her in this angellic voice :

"I just want to help you... "

Zomg. I know you want to help boy, but this is not the way to wash fruits............

Sometimes I just can't help getting dumfounded by kids' innocence and innovative ideas.

Owells (:

I'm gonna have my first reggae lesson later! Hope I won't screw it up too badly :D

Thursday, March 27, 2008 @ 12:37 AM

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I finally FINALLY met up with Huiying-GFF and her holy accquaintance ben for Sakae today after talking about it since last september?

Wow, we took six months to actually unite our arses under the same building.

*__*

We were like half an hour early for the buffet so we went to walk around first..

So we took the escalator up and down, up and down, walking round and round century square, and it nearly killed all of us when Ben checked his watch and announced that only five minutes had past after all these talking and walking... -___-

Unbelievable.

After that when we were lunching at sakae, we just talked about really random stuff which made me laugh my arse off at times, and rice grains were practically flying all over the table from my mouth. How glamourous.

Don't know if they realised that their sushi got 加料? LOLLL. jokes ;D

Yea.. After that I went over to Parkway to meet vally my baybee (:

Starbucked~

It's really nice when girlfriends sit down over a cup of coffee and just share about the ongoing things in their lifes. And caramel frap was a bonus to it all! :)

I was moping over how difficult it is to maintain contact with every single friend these days..

It's like there would be a period of time where that certain friend would consistently want to meet up with you but you're never free.

Then when it comes to the time when you wanna meet up with that friend, you can never get yourself a slot in her calender.

It's kinda saddening when you find yourself drifting from friends you used to be so close with.. And especially when you are making solo effort on your part to not much avail.. ):

Mm, yea.. Then when we were on the bus to bedok interchange, there was this malay man that kept staring at us.

It's like.. He stares at vally's legs, then he shifts his eyes to my chest, and then he looks to the front. THEN he stares at vally's legs AGAINN, and BACKKK to my chest -____-

And this cycle repeated for at least three hundred times.

He sure is happily having the best of two worlds uh.

-.-

Count himself fortunate to get such a good seat.

LOLL. Make us sound like some Geylang courtesan, eeew! :X

And then vally commented in a higher than usual decibel :

" 他的脖子不会酸啊? "

Hmm, I don't know about that. But he sure has a very strong neck..

It is proven upon the fact that his neck is strong enough to support the movement of him turning to glance at us once every 3.68724013 seconds.

We kinda felt visionly raped by him? Yuck. I feel sorry for his wife at home..

And after that I was racing with time to reach some destination before 2215.

I nearlyyyyyyy, nearly missed it la! Zomg.

=)

Though it wasn't some big surprise, but i hoped it brightened up your long day baby..(:

Wednesday, March 26, 2008 @ 12:33 PM

Here..

@ 12:27 AM

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My da yi ma is here.

I hate, hate, hate this time of the month.

Sometimes I wish I didn't have this relative.

Gahh. The cramps are killing me ):

Nevermind about the cramps, just spare me from the moodswings..

Tuesday, March 25, 2008 @ 10:06 PM

I found a place so safe, not a single tear

The first time in my life and now it's so clear

Feel calm, I belong, I'm so happy here

It's so strong and now I let myself be sincere

I wouldn't change a thing about it

This is the best feeling. ♥

Monday, March 24, 2008 @ 12:11 PM

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I realised my blog has gone photo-less for quite some time already.. =x

I'm here to atone my sins!!

Here you go~ :D

Experimenting a different way of smiling :)

I look like a small kid here :/

Ohh, my hair got burnt off.

The pink penther.

He looks like a pirate here! haha :)

Taken with vally at tpde concert~

Same smile =)

Everyday spent with you is so blissful boy.. ;)

FNB SUP PAPER IN TWO HOURS TIME

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sunday, March 23, 2008 @ 2:19 PM

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Fnb sup paper tomorrow.

Sianzation.

As much as I loathe it, but I don't remember promising myself another disappointment, so..

Go Girl! :D

you have been the only good thing about exams ;)

Saturday, March 22, 2008 @ 10:27 AM

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Gahhh. Had barely five hours of sleep and I got woken up by some renovation going on in my house.

I have absolutely no idea since when did any part of my house require any sort of renovation?

Okay anyways. Thanks to them, I woke up and started reading magazines.

And I've gotten amused all over again by some very powerful english lines I came across in the Teenage magazine - BGR Section.

I love u till the end of the worlds. I love u till the furtherest planet! Please accept me!
End of the worlds? There's only one world my dear. And no such thing as furtherest planet, thanks.

I lurve euush till da dae ii diies ! 1314 de ! I will alway be wit euush !
Just as I thought "euu" was bad enough.. Here comes euush...... Maybe euush can.. Just kill me?

BABY WE SPEND 6MTHS 2GETHER BUT NW I REALISE DAT WE SHLD BREAK UP 4 OUR OWN GOOD! I HOPE U CAN CHANGE 4 THE BETTER N CUM BACK
A teenager with some very raging hormones eh o.0 Contradicting too uh? - We should break up blahblahblah, & you should come back.. Hmm...

Baobeiix euu noe actuallie iie dunch lyk euu although i lyk euu alot....
Okay we so totally get you.........

Val, it's time to show them what we've got!! HAHAHA.

PS: My tagboard's dying, taaaaaaaaaag ppl! :((

@ 3:31 AM

I can feel myself once again :)

Thursday, March 20, 2008 @ 1:50 AM

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I feel almost ridiculous to be laughing over the Ken Lee thing for the whole.damn.day.

Gawd... -.-

But at least there's something to keep me laughing to myself, owells :)

And today.

I sent a wrong signal to a truck of banglas...... -___-

Urghhh.

Hard to describe here. You can ask me to demo the LIVE version if you happen to be one of the lucky asses to meetup with me this hol :D

LOL.

Met up with three darlings today :)

Gaoyan & vally in the afternoon, and zhen in the evening~

Nowadays. I feel like as though I'm in a coma just that my eyes are open?

I think I'm very in my own world these days..

Very soon I'd have to rename my blog to Me, Myself and I.

What a veryyy creative heading don't you think so.

-Slaps self.

Bwaaah.

As usual, me and my paris wife are like ultra random.

We suddenly decided to go cut hair when we were on the escalator just now..

And so, my hair is something like... Ella's length, now?

lol. just joking. don't die.

Actually also not much of a diff la, maybe just thinner and shorter by an inch.

Well well well.

I'm not exactly sure if I'm a fan of today, so shooo, off I go.

Nights :]

undercovered smile :]

Wednesday, March 19, 2008 @ 1:53 AM

Pause the imeem music in my blog's background first before playing this video.

Zomg I was randomly blog hopping and then I came across this video which totally made me blow out the tissue paper which I initially stuffed up my nostrils.

Can't Live = KEN LEE ?!?!!?

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

And it's only when I watched the video for the third time then I realised that she was singing in English................

Very soon the new trend would be couples telling each other

" I ken lee without you "

lmaoo.

@ 1:32 AM

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女人，你有完没完啊，都已经三十几岁了，够了，真的，该长大了。

Tuesday, March 18, 2008 @ 11:21 PM

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This is an emergency.

I think I..........

Am becoming part of the mu tou ren clan already...

Omg :(((

I really don't know why it's soooo hard to spur my tear buds these days.

I survived through 27 Dresses, The Leap Years, PS I Love You, Sky of Love, etc, without actually shedding a very genuine drop of tear.

Sometimes I really had to push em' out.

What on earth happened to me.

我不要变成木头人，我不要...................

I've lost my ability to cry.

My blogging vibes.

My lameshit powers.

But at least I still can laugh.. I think?

Ys's unintenional typo of 罗志香really made me laugh until I can't stop today!

I don't know why we found it so funny ar :/

And he kept trying to lure the cats over to frighten me!

That meanie sure did have a good laugh watching me have a hard time pressing 1234 over at the intercom just now.

BWAAAAH.

Oh ya oh ya, I'm going to sign up for Oschool's Reggae Class, like FINALLY!!!

After talking about it for like one year? -.-

I'm so inspired to dance now, yay! :)

She'll be back.

@ 2:26 AM

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Let it past.

Noone shall breathe a word about it anymore, including me.

Bye :)

Monday, March 17, 2008 @ 10:17 PM

Baby i'm learnin to climb over da wall,

So nothing can come between us.

Yes I may have lost some parts of me along the way,
But I'd try to get em' back for you.

I promise. ♥

Speak to my heart.&I'd speak to yours (:

Sunday, March 16, 2008 @ 2:49 PM

Could our lights always stay green.

Why are we afraid of screaming I need you..

Thursday, March 13, 2008 @ 12:21 PM

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Please don't tell me it is

Please don't tell me it is

Please don't tell me it is.......

@ 4:11 AM

Already, a part of me.

Never, apart from me.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008 @ 12:01 PM

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Zouked with Wenny&Co and Vally last night.

I actually had to queue for three friggin hours before I managed to get in.

The crowd was damn chaotic, and the queue was a total mess.

And very soon the supposedly queue became more like a mosh-pit.

I was struggling for air la.

And there were a few times where I was so close to fainting and I just totally lost balance and fell back.

It's like. Everyone's bodies were all plastered against one another, and you won't even have the energy to investigate whose hand was it on your ass.

Ohh.

There was this loser that asked his friend to come ask for my number outside Zouk.

-____-

Zomg I finally have the courage to reject people! :D

And when we were at the dancefloor, this guy came up to me and asked me :

Shithead : " 你叫什么名? "

Me: " 我没有名"

Shithead : " 不要骗啦.. 你叫无名啊?? "

Me: " 对，走走走! "

Then I shoo-ed him away, lol.

Lameshit losers. :)

Danced till 4am and cabbed home with val.

Dead beat. I'm still tired now..

And my stomach's a little spoilt alr.

Think cos I didn't each much on Sunday and Monday that's why I'm terribly hungry even after eating each meal now.

Sucks. And the right side of my stomach's been quite painful since last night, don't know why.

Baaah. Babysit me.? ):

You're starting to be part of my inspiration to dance :)

Tuesday, March 11, 2008 @ 7:24 PM

Monday, March 10, 2008 @ 2:09 PM

You're some kind of wonderful when you dance.

&I'd always be there, watchin' you :)

Sunday, March 09, 2008 @ 6:06 PM

My favourite Boyband. LOL :)

And probably their favourite Girlband.. :D

Saturday, March 08, 2008 @ 11:26 AM

Lockmeinyourheart&throwawaythekey.

And maybe I'd keep you in my locker ♥

ps: it's 6, not 11 or 18 28 LOL, bABO!! =)

Friday, March 07, 2008 @ 10:06 AM

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BAYBEEEEEEE~

You are eighteen years and one day old already! (:

PS: Happy Birthday to Zhen and Seowjin and Eugene too!
Wow how convenient lol!

Okay, as for the update of yesterday~

Went to Clarke Quay with Vally and had our dinner at Hooters.

I don't know why when we were posing for these pictures, there were like so many people staring at us -.-

Maybe we looked like some swakoo cheena people trying to take pictures with scenaries and send back to their hometown. :/

And hi, this is your friendly neighbourhood ghost zhilinnn (:

After that we went over to Tappas for drinks~

We ordered erm...

~~(I'm still waiting for vally to text me the drinks' names :x )~~

Mango Margarita and daiquri.

Goodness. I figured out that I'd never be able to drink alcohol in my entire life ):

It was supposed to be one of the sweetest alcoholic drink already, but it still tastes soooooooo bad..

We were like sipping and sipping for like one hour plus..

But the water level didn't seem to move at all?

And this was how our drinks looked like before we left.

Two hours of sipping = 0.928cm gone.

We even had to "accidentally" spill our drinks so as to make the amount left on our glasses look not so loserish.

=.=

I should have just listened to him and ordered Orange Juice..

Gaykiang laa :x

After that we walked over to some Hotel to borrow their washroom.

And I sooo happened to bump into my three-year-no-see friend who happened to had her prom there! So qiao~~

Really love bumping into old friends.. Brings back so many familiar feelings (:

Hahaha.

We can really take pictures anywhere.anytime.everywhere.everytime.

:D

After that we went over to sit by the river, and one of my slippers nearly fell off x_x

I can't imagine having to walk home only having one side of my slippers please =x

Lol. We talked about the whole stupid sec sch dance happenings again.

And we never fail to laugh our asses off every single time we bring it up.

Thankyou SYF, Thankyou Danceworks, for providing us with a lifetime worth of amusement. :)

We were laughing so hard that I nearly dropped into the river -.-

Okay anyways. Whilst we were in the midst of our Good Morning Baltimore, some frigging cockroach suddenly appeared from nowhere and I was like..

" Val.. Don't..... Move.............. "

And despite me attempting to sound very calm so as not to startle her, she still had this ultra BIGGGG reaction, and we both raaan away from where we were sitting, and my slippers were still there la..

And the next thing we knew, two men were walking towards us..

I was like.. why in the world are they coming over -.-

Then I just shouted to them " IT IS JUST A COCKROACH "

Then one of them was like " How much are you gonna pay me? Five? Or ten? "

Excuse me? Did we even ask for your help -__-

Then the man went to help me take my slippers and passed it to me.

And by right, they weren't supposed to have any business to be here anymore after doing probably the first good deed of their lifes.

But.. BUT.

They stayed on.

And me and vally found it really weird, and so we decided to leave our spot.

And as we were walking away, I could hear their footsteps behind us..

We walked all the way till the other end of the river already, and it was like getting very dark and deserted.

We were like half freaked out already and so we decided to U-turn and walk back.

And guess what. Those arses CONTINUED following us.

And then they were like " Do you all want any drinks? We are going over to Cheers "

先生，我们跟你很熟吗??

Wth la -.- And so after that they headed for Cheers and were gone.

Then me and val went to seek for a toilet..

After that val was like saying " Do you think we will bump into them again? "

I'm like " NO? Won't so qiao one la.."

And right after I said that.

Ya............ YESSSS.

Bloody hell. We quickened our pace and they were like following us again!!

And after that we both started running and we ran into a hotel and hid in the toilet for awhile =x

My goodness. They are like in their thirties already and why are they still aiming for teenager girls?!

My Analysis of Men.

30 and below - Disgusting

30 and above - Dangerous

that's why I kept asking val willwegetraped willwegetraped

x__x

BLAHHH.

After yesterday I've learnt a new lesson of my life :

There are many cockroaches and bad people at night.

Gotta go prepare to report to the IT Fair for work.

Kill me.

Thursday, March 06, 2008 @ 3:27 PM

Tuesday, March 04, 2008 @ 8:55 PM

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I'm like so sleepy now..

But there are certain things running through my head...

I gotta stay awake..

i need assurance.affirmation.

Monday, March 03, 2008 @ 9:22 PM

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Today's so rollercoasterish.

I was an ecstatic. and. grumpy girl!

It started with the rain..

It suddenly started pouring, and me & yaya were stuck in Cine.

And apparently that thing called an "umbrella" can just retire from the sheltering service because it's not working at all.

We were like totally drenched la.

And while we were running across the road, I was like laughing non-stop don't ask me why, and one of my slippers fell off -__-

We looked like two ultra-spastik beings drenched, and flustered, and all high pitchy.

But it was funnn! :)

After that we went over to TM to meet my sec school dance juniors for some "meeting".

The composition of the two hour "meeting" was as follows :

1 hour 45 mins - Gossip session

15mins - Discussion of problem

lolssss.

The spirit of AHS dance just hasn't changed a single bit :D

Heh! And now, as for some random stuff..

Random #1

Just now when we were finding seats in the foodcourt, we saw that this guy was about to leave, so we just stood down there and waited for him to go.

He looked over, and so I just smiled at him out of courtesy.

And wow, that shithead thought that I had some sort of interest in him, and he bloodyhell winked back at me.

-______-

That totally brought my appetite down to negative 13.637...

Random #2

There was this two guys that walked past our table and they were having this rather audible discussion about bak kut teh.

And I just randomly looked back at that guy when he walked past, and he just so happened to turn back and look at me too.

So it was like. We both turned back to look at each other at the same time?

-.-

I was like totally, totally, disgusted with the stupid chemistry we had.

He think he 在拍戏 ah.

Turn the head still want slow motion and flick the frinch. -.-

Eeeeew la.

Random #3

I saw keithssssxzxxzxs!

Biggest spoiler of the day.

LOL.

Random #4

I finally received the MMS from the police.

And what's the point of receiving the MMS, when the purpose of it is to show you how the terrorist looks like, and my hp could display ALL the content in the MMS except the image.... -.-

Random #5

I smsed my brother just now.

Me : Hey, want to play bball later?

Bro : Who are you

.............................

I can imagine if I were to continue the conversation..

Me : I am your sis.

Bro : Which sis

Me : You only have one sister -.-

Okay I'm just very amused upon the fact that I've texted him so many times before already and he still can ask me who I am... -__-

Random #6

I realised that people will turn vulgar when they are cold? LOL.

I sympathise with the 4934045791 victims that we have cursed :D

And I think we can just start our propaganda on Men, very very soon!

=)

let's be more intelligent towards each other, yes? :)

@ 1:30 AM

My dearest girl.

Your exams' startin tomorrow!

I can't pass my exam luck to you cos mine totally sucks :x

But still, I hope you'd do vally vally well!

♥♥♥ you!! (:

Now that the sky's clear...

@ 1:05 AM

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需，删。

Sunday, March 02, 2008 @ 12:49 PM

火星人我跟你走

silence was the last thing i loved

@ 1:25 AM

Would you hug me the next time I frown