Memoirs of IMH
Record I
A doctor asked a patient: "If I were to cut one of your ears off, what will happen to you?"
Patient: "Then I will not be able to hear..."
Doctor: "Hmm... That's normal... So if I were to cut your other ear off, what will happen then?"
Patient: "I will not be able to see..."
The doctor became nervous and asked: "Why would you not be able to see???"
Patient: "Because my spectacles will fall off..."
Record II
IMH has an old lady who wears black, carries a black umbrella and squats at the entrance to the IMH everyday without fail, rain or shine.
The doctor wanted to administer treatment for her but decided to understand her behavior first.
So, the doctor also wore black and carried a black umbrella; and squatted beside her everyday. The days go by... The two of them squatted side-by-side without a single exchange of word. After one solid month, the old lady finally broke the silence and asked the doctor: "Err... Excuse me... Are you a mushroom too?"
Record III
A nurse saw a patient writing a letter. She got curious and went to take a peek. But the patient didn't wanna let her see.
Nurse (unable to contain her curiosity): "Who are you writing to?"
Patient: "I'm writing a letter to myself..."
Her curiosity grew and she thought to herself (Why would someone write a letter to himself?)
So she asked again: "So... What's written inside?"
Patient (got impatient): "You crazy ah? I haven't received the letter, how would I know??"
Record IV
Two patients escaped from IMH. They climbed up a tree and one of them fell from the tree and started rolling on the ground..
After a while, the patient below shouted to the one on top: "Hey! How come you are not coming down yet?"
The patient on top replied: "No. No... I can't... I'm not ripe yet"
Record V
One patient visited the doctor: "Doc... How? I think I'm a chicken since the day I was born..."
Doctor: "Wah! That's very serious... Why do you only come and seek treatment now?"
Patient: "Because my family needs me to hatch the eggs..."
Record I
A doctor asked a patient: "If I were to cut one of your ears off, what will happen to you?"
Patient: "Then I will not be able to hear..."
Doctor: "Hmm... That's normal... So if I were to cut your other ear off, what will happen then?"
Patient: "I will not be able to see..."
The doctor became nervous and asked: "Why would you not be able to see???"
Patient: "Because my spectacles will fall off..."
Record II
IMH has an old lady who wears black, carries a black umbrella and squats at the entrance to the IMH everyday without fail, rain or shine.
The doctor wanted to administer treatment for her but decided to understand her behavior first.
So, the doctor also wore black and carried a black umbrella; and squatted beside her everyday. The days go by... The two of them squatted side-by-side without a single exchange of word. After one solid month, the old lady finally broke the silence and asked the doctor: "Err... Excuse me... Are you a mushroom too?"
Record III
A nurse saw a patient writing a letter. She got curious and went to take a peek. But the patient didn't wanna let her see.
Nurse (unable to contain her curiosity): "Who are you writing to?"
Patient: "I'm writing a letter to myself..."
Her curiosity grew and she thought to herself (Why would someone write a letter to himself?)
So she asked again: "So... What's written inside?"
Patient (got impatient): "You crazy ah? I haven't received the letter, how would I know??"
Record IV
Two patients escaped from IMH. They climbed up a tree and one of them fell from the tree and started rolling on the ground..
After a while, the patient below shouted to the one on top: "Hey! How come you are not coming down yet?"
The patient on top replied: "No. No... I can't... I'm not ripe yet"
Record V
One patient visited the doctor: "Doc... How? I think I'm a chicken since the day I was born..."
Doctor: "Wah! That's very serious... Why do you only come and seek treatment now?"
Patient: "Because my family needs me to hatch the eggs..."
